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    1. HalfOfLancelot 11 yrs ago

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8 yrs ago
Current Take time out of your life to find something to laugh about and smile at least once a day.
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8 yrs ago
Netflix is to blame for the sudden resurgence of my animu phase. >:c It was supposed to be background noise, but then I went and got invested... twice in a row.
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8 yrs ago
What techniques do you use to open these "pickle jars"? Or is it just raw pickle jar opening strength? (not to be confused with regular strength)
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8 yrs ago
I feel honored to be Miss Capn's Valentine! (/ε\*)
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9 yrs ago
What a sick, masochistic lion.
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Gonna respond to my PMs soonish and then try and get Tim done tonight!!
Oh, definitely. Any dynamic will always be different. Eddie and Batman had a... Special relationship. ;D


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Almost done with Tim. Gonna read up on Grayson's history and discuss some relations with Damian via PM tomorrow. maybe some tim and dick relations, as well?

@Ruby Would you prefer we discuss some Tim and Bruce things before I start on his history, as well? ;o
@Dblade26

Since I'm making Timmy, if he gets accepted, would you like to hash out Damian and Tim's dynamic? (and whether or not the little brat trIED TO MURDER HIM??????)

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I love him. He's a little jerk trying to hide his heart, completely unprepared for the shitshow that is puberty that's about to wreck his world view. And he's so funny. It's so easy to crack on him, because he's such a little walking trope. It's his front, including the way he speaks. Like he's not even from the same century, at times. And his seething anger...so cute. Because you know, now, he won't actually do anything.

And, again, it's a front put on by his whacked upbringing anyway.

Of course, I didn't love when he nearly killed Tim. I love Tim.


SHHHHHH

don't make me sympathize with Damian because I love characters like that who hide behind stereotypes and tropes to make them seem more 2-D than they actually are so people don't actually see their actual vulnerabilities and underestimate their capacity to feel something other than what their front dictates. Aaaah
A tiny WIP that I'm slowly chipping away at

I probably don't like Damian because I've always been partial to Timmy. >_> So, I totally understand the bias thing. Tim will always be my favorite of the Robins.
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I killed Batman because he was just too sexy.


Oh no.

This does not bode well for any of the characters. Leave my sons out of this. The Robins (minus bratty asshole Damian) don't deserve this kind of treatment!
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I play at least one hero in every role so I can fill the gaps and be a master of none because that works out so well. My main character is definitely Mei though because she's adorable and also really annoying on escort games because I can just drop a wall of ice in front of the enemy spawn and it's funny literally every time.

Mei, D.Va, Mercy, McCree/Pharah are the ones I use, though I'm also fond of Symmetra because like Mei she is good at annoying the other team. I also wanna learn Zarya because I like the cut of her jib

But I hate playing Mercy against people who know to kill the healer or when I'm healing tanks to get them to fucking capture the point god damn you that's what you're there for stop running away i am healing you god


Oh god, I just tried Mei not too long ago. I wasn't expecting to like her as much as I do, but I just had a blast any time Soldier 76 decided he wanted to 1v1 me and then just maniacally laughing as he slowly realized, with creeping horror, just what he got himself into. And seeing a team run in behind a Reinhardt only to get a wall cutting them off while everyone safely sunk everything into the shield so once that wall came down they were all screwed.

Ugh, Mei is so annoying it's amazing and I love it and Genjis can't do crap when you lay the ult down right when they ult. Or when you see the riptire from a Junkrat coming to claim dat booty, only to remember that Mei has a personal invul + self-heal.

I'm enjoying playing an asshole in this game far too much. >_> <_<

Of all of 'em, though, I wanna get good with Symmetra but damn my team got stomped so that wasn't fun. Luckily we all switched and it ended up better (even if we lost 'cause that first half was just a trainwreck before we got our shit together a little too late).

The one game I did play D. Va I definitely enjoyed barreling into the enemy Mercy 75% of the time to unload point blank shots in her face. ;D I'm definitely the guy who immediately locks on to any healer unless it's Lucio and he just used his ultimate and then it's like wow fine okay i'm just gonna hide really quick until that runs out
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Gotham is filled to the brim with insanely sexy women.

Good luck!


Aha

While I admire a woman's attractiveness (multiple different kinds of beauty and the aesthetic appeal of a lady's silhouette), I'm more of a... uh man's man, if you know what I'm saying. ;D
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Open beta for the people who pre ordered.

I AM PLAYING IT ALL DAY AND NIGHT OH MY GOD


Time to totally play nothing but D.Va trying to get cheeky with her self destruct + thruster combos. Ahahaaaaa watch me blow myself up multiple times instead. "Eliminated... Yourself???" Play of the Game just watching yourself somehow run back into the mech suit as it explodes

and also to play Hanzo because he's hot and that's the only basis I have for playing him ;D

@reiko
WAIT YOU WERE HOLDING ME UP??? I THOUGHT I WAS HOLDING YOU UP.
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