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1 yr ago
Current It's alive!
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3 yrs ago
Quick everyone, PM Mahz with your wishlist for Guild updates and new features. The more the better. In fact, send him a PM about it every day. Make that every hour. Chop chop!
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3 yrs ago
Welcome back, Hecate!
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4 yrs ago
To all the homies in Florida -- stay safe out there. Now is not the time to wrangle an alligator and surf it down the flooded streets. I know, it's hard to resist the urge.
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4 yrs ago
Calling all ELDEN RING players: roleplayerguild.com/topics/…
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On the old version of the Guild I was the record holder for 'Most Infraction Points Without Being Permabanned'.

My primary roleplaying genres are fantasy and science fiction. Big fan of The Elder Scrolls, The Lord of the Rings, Warhammer 40,000, Mass Effect, Fallout and others.

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ActRaiser confirmed for rampaging schizophrenic
Is it because I'm a filthy Dutch liberal socialist commie bastard that you make me a freedom fighter in all of your Spamfics, Jorick?
Frizan said
There, I changed my avatar and it doesn't look squished.

DO YOU LOVE ME NOW HANK?


It looks squished, you dumbass.
the fuck does a 42km long-distance running contest have to do with music
Awson said Remind me who Hank is?


Lady Squee said
I know we did because I hosted it. I've hosted them all except for the 2010 awards, and those were RPG Awards ran by Contra.


And they were my idea, don't you forget it.
All the Spam Awards after the glorious original in 2010 are pointless. The lot of you can never hope to emulate the hysterical success, breathtaking scope and (most importantly) juicy scandals of the first edition.
rekt
Why haven't you bothered to update your avatar yet? It's been absolutely terrible (look at that stretching, the aspect ratio is way off) for as long as I can remember.
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