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1 yr ago
Current It's alive!
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3 yrs ago
Quick everyone, PM Mahz with your wishlist for Guild updates and new features. The more the better. In fact, send him a PM about it every day. Make that every hour. Chop chop!
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3 yrs ago
Welcome back, Hecate!
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4 yrs ago
To all the homies in Florida -- stay safe out there. Now is not the time to wrangle an alligator and surf it down the flooded streets. I know, it's hard to resist the urge.
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4 yrs ago
Calling all ELDEN RING players: roleplayerguild.com/topics/…
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On the old version of the Guild I was the record holder for 'Most Infraction Points Without Being Permabanned'.

My primary roleplaying genres are fantasy and science fiction. Big fan of The Elder Scrolls, The Lord of the Rings, Warhammer 40,000, Mass Effect, Fallout and others.

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Jorick said
Tank commander Jorick. Fuck yeah.

Good stuff so far. I look forward to seeing who the dreaded Commissar is.




Chapter two is up.
Smiral said
what the shit kind of name is that


Well, there are two Warhammer universes. There's the fantasy version and the sci-fantasy version. One of them takes place in mythic times, the other takes place in (and in the millenium following) the year 40,000 AD. Hence the name Warhammer 40,000.
idlehands said
That was good writing but needs more spaces.


Not a fan of unnecessary spacing, to be honest. How many books do you read where every paragraph is seperated by a blank line?
Who's finally joining the fad? That's right, me.

This spamfic takes place in the universe of Warhammer 40,000 in which the Imperium of Mankind battles against all manner of enemies in the galaxy; Orks, Tyranids, space elves, other humans, you name it. Humanity's first line of defense is the Imperial Guard, billions of soldiers fighting in the name of their God-Emperor to preserve the status quo of the Imperium. You don't need to know anything about WH40k for this spamfic; I'll keep things simple and explain anything that isn't self-explanatory. I just like the setting.

The Imperial Guard is divided into countless regiments that function more or less as individual armies. This story is about the adventures and antics of one regiment in particular. I assure you that most of you will get to play a part in the large, sprawling battles of the 41st millenium.

Chapter one.
Chapter two.
God bless the US of A. Glad I don't live in that shithole.
Doivid said
"easy choices: the thread"


Indeed. Why is this even a question?
Feels weird initially, becomes glorious when you realize you can move your tongue all over your smooth, smooth teeth again and then it'll be the most normal thing in the world.
Usually I just dream about an "end-of-the-world" scenario where everything around me self-destructs or destroys itself in a variety of fashions that inevitably and invariably end in my death.
Wonder what my second power is.
6/10

does its thing i suppose
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