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1 yr ago
Current It's alive!
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3 yrs ago
Quick everyone, PM Mahz with your wishlist for Guild updates and new features. The more the better. In fact, send him a PM about it every day. Make that every hour. Chop chop!
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3 yrs ago
Welcome back, Hecate!
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4 yrs ago
To all the homies in Florida -- stay safe out there. Now is not the time to wrangle an alligator and surf it down the flooded streets. I know, it's hard to resist the urge.
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4 yrs ago
Calling all ELDEN RING players: roleplayerguild.com/topics/…
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On the old version of the Guild I was the record holder for 'Most Infraction Points Without Being Permabanned'.

My primary roleplaying genres are fantasy and science fiction. Big fan of The Elder Scrolls, The Lord of the Rings, Warhammer 40,000, Mass Effect, Fallout and others.

Most Recent Posts

Six years.
In Planetside 2 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Yeah, actually. I recently picked it up again with a few friends after the Rock Paper Shotgun article about why it was (according to the writer) the best game of the past 2 years. I've already played it 18 hours in about 4 days time, so... I'm having a good time.
Drakel said Who doesn't? It's easy as shit to learn.


Nobody has ever taught me. I have no idea how to use them and, frankly, no interest. Western cutlery is far superior.
So how about this?
One of my feet is usually resting on the other knee while I'm leisurely browsing the internet. If I'm gaming or doing something otherwise intensive, I sit up straight with my feet planted firmly on the ground like a normal person.
Wayne said
Chad and Jordan are both countries that sound like they were named after random college stoners.


Have you considered that random college stoners were named after African and Middle Eastern countries?
In My, my... 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Rose Hathaway said
I'm pretty great with the exception of having no idea who you are. Where did all the old people go? Who are the new people?


The new people are, obviously, new people. You don't know them because they're new. What kind of stupid question is that?
lol mexican food

Here in Europe, we all indulge in glorious Turkish/Levantine cuisine. Shishkebab and doner for dayyssss.
Kyuki said
Awesome. I'll PM you more details.


GET ON WITH IT THEN JESUS
In TOO MANY ARAB 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
And I hate how you condescendingly explain why that is funny to you, in that trademark attempting-to-be-endearing-but-also-patronizingly-scathing sort of way of yours. You always do that. You're suck a fuckdyke.
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