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- Old Guild Username: Hank
- Joined: 12 yrs ago
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It's alive!
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Quick everyone, PM Mahz with your wishlist for Guild updates and new features. The more the better. In fact, send him a PM about it every day. Make that every hour. Chop chop!
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Welcome back, Hecate!
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4 yrs ago
To all the homies in Florida -- stay safe out there. Now is not the time to wrangle an alligator and surf it down the flooded streets. I know, it's hard to resist the urge.
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Calling all ELDEN RING players: roleplayerguild.com/topics/…
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Bio
On the old version of the Guild I was the record holder for 'Most Infraction Points Without Being Permabanned'. 
My primary roleplaying genres are fantasy and science fiction. Big fan of The Elder Scrolls, The Lord of the Rings, Warhammer 40,000, Mass Effect, Fallout and others.
My primary roleplaying genres are fantasy and science fiction. Big fan of The Elder Scrolls, The Lord of the Rings, Warhammer 40,000, Mass Effect, Fallout and others.
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My uncle helps organize an annual festival that the Dutch royal family attends, so I met (most) of them once. This was before Beatrix abdicated.
I also met Stephen Fry when I attended a show of his. He held a book signing afterwards. In the same vein, David Sedaris.
As far as Spammers go, I met @Alex and Harsh, of IRC fame.
I also met Stephen Fry when I attended a show of his. He held a book signing afterwards. In the same vein, David Sedaris.
As far as Spammers go, I met @Alex and Harsh, of IRC fame.
Gotta send them nudes, yo.
What, your iPod kick the bucket?
This whole thread was a trainwreck from start to finish. I'm disappointed in all of you most of you except Aza and KB.
titty-nectar
It's called milk, you fucking yokel.
Is it a kind of self-defense mechanism? Loving the sight of a woman walking out on you?
No, I just like the view when a woman is in front of me on all fours, begging to be fucked.
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But you were talking about me.
Did I fucking stutter?
It is currently alternating between bitch ass winter and lovely spring.
Pretty much.
Actually, that's not true. Living in continental Europe, bordering the North Sea, it's permanently autumn.
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It's 14 ,thankyou very much.
Anyway ,I'd be his shitposting teacher
I wasn't talking to you, kid.
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You people ruin all the fun.
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