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1 yr ago
Current It's alive!
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3 yrs ago
Quick everyone, PM Mahz with your wishlist for Guild updates and new features. The more the better. In fact, send him a PM about it every day. Make that every hour. Chop chop!
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3 yrs ago
Welcome back, Hecate!
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4 yrs ago
To all the homies in Florida -- stay safe out there. Now is not the time to wrangle an alligator and surf it down the flooded streets. I know, it's hard to resist the urge.
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4 yrs ago
Calling all ELDEN RING players: roleplayerguild.com/topics/…
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On the old version of the Guild I was the record holder for 'Most Infraction Points Without Being Permabanned'.

My primary roleplaying genres are fantasy and science fiction. Big fan of The Elder Scrolls, The Lord of the Rings, Warhammer 40,000, Mass Effect, Fallout and others.

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Already on the list, I believe.
will suffice for my general laughing needs.

s is amazing omfg
LEERRROOOOYYYYYY
Kangaroo said but Mahz disabled the allocation process to streamline the guild (i think).


This is my assumption as well.
Ladies and gentlemen: drugs. And by drugs I mean painkillers.
Sable said
I'm drunk right now, but I'm looking through this and I love it. Any spots open?


Sure thing! Give me a sheet. You don't necessarily have to be sober to write one, as my friends Keepvogel and Asyrdar discovered...
Splendid.
Thaddeus didn't reply immediately. He took the sword from Edward's hands and moved the cloth to take a peak at the blade. He inhaled sharply -- this was orcish make, no doubt about it. It had been years since Thaddeus had seen a sword like this. He looked Edward in the eyes, seizing the boy up. He looked afraid and wary but there was a resilience to him. No surprises there. Anyone who manages to part an orc from his scimitar must be of tougher stock.

"For starters, you can help me by showing me where you got this sword," he said as he handed the blade back. He nodded to Rook as the gambler joined their table. "This is Edward," he explained. "He's why we're here." Thaddeus hadn't told Rook why they were coming to Merryspring beforehand, as was typical of the Watchful. Thaddeus took another look around the inn and saw that more of the others had arrived. Excellent. He would gather them all soon.

He turned back to Edward. "I know you're probably hesitant to return to Woodhaven, but I ask that you show me and my associates where the orcs came from. I've been looking for a solid clue to their presence for weeks now. This sword of yours," he nodded at it again, "is the first such thing I've encountered. Will you help us?"
Azathoth said
No pressure :pI'll read the IC posts and see what I'm working with.


Coolbeans.

TP said
Well, it's terribad. But, first cs in over two years. And creativity was hard to achieve.


You did fine. Welcome to the crew... which is getting a lot bigger than I initially though. The more the merrier, eh?
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