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Hilarious joke, that's what I am.

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I'll have a chance to post at some point tomorrow, weekends are tough for me.
@LuckyBlackCat Almost a shame Ray is battling Hammer. Else, M.Hollow could.
@LuckyBlackCat Yeah, that's about right. It's probably a good thing that Munchlax won't be in the other battles though
@LuckyBlackCat Whichever way works for you. I'd normally say to just wait until I can post Ray V Hammer, but since it's friday I probably won't be able to for a few days.
I wonder what everyone will do when there isn't a gym leader around to rescue them...
@LuckyBlackCat I guess Ray's would be appropriate. Set them to level 60
@LuckyBlackCat Alright, cool.
@LuckyBlackCat Want to do the Hammer V Ray battle via Showdown?
Hammer


Mesalon Pokemon Center




"The only people that can back up your story are that bald gym leader and his pupils. I hardly consider that a credible source." At this statement some of his fans quiet down as they seemed to disagree with Hammer's words. They obviously weren't going to say anything about it. Hammer on the other hand thought he'd struck gold when Sophia seemed to lean on the wall for support. Clearly this response confirmed his assertions. He closed some of the distance between him and the exhausted brown haired girl.

Before he could get in her face, he was stopped. "Oh, come on. Do you really think that I can't just walk right past you kid?"

Rheese Laudat



Quickly picking up that Sophia had just done something with her psychic ability, he stepped between her and Hammer causing the latter to stop for a moment.

"Hey, she's telling the truth. You've got your story, so just go." Rheese said calmly.

"Kid, I suggest you step out of my way. Your friend there is hiding something and I aim to get my answers."

"I don't think you get it. Nobody is hiding anything, you've been told everything there is to tell on the subject, and you need to leave us the fuck alone before I go through the effort of getting a restraining order against you you insane pompous asshat!" Rheese said, uncharacteristically confrontational. If this were to get physical, Rheese didn't stand much of a chance...even if his ribs weren't damaged he certainly didn't have a fighter's build. Hammer's face reddened with every word Rheese said.

"Alright, I get it. You think you're big." Hammer said, backing off for a brief second. "I'd like to see how big you think you are after I-" Hammer said throwing a punch directly at Rheese's face.

For a moment, Rheese felt weightless. Like his body was somewhere completely separated from his mind. In truth, he knew that provoking Hammer would have consequences like this. It was part of the plan really. He hoped the display of violence on live Television would hurt his reputation, or at the very least give Rheese a good opportunity to sue. He was bracing himself for the impact, but it simply didn't come. Instead, Rheese found himself a few feet away and unscathed as Hammer stumbled back to his feet.

Standing where Rheese had been only seconds ago was Ray, looking like an entirely different person without his lawnchair under him. The perpetually tired looking eyes were still there, yes, but the rest of him seemed to be brimming with energy. Rheese on the other hand, was pale and almost sick from the sudden sensation of teleporting.

Ray


"Y'know, I feel like we've had this conversation before, Hammy. Battles are between Pokemon, not people." Ray said, annoyed that he had to interfere at all. Teleporting Rheese was probably unnecessary as he could have simply stopped Hammer, but Ray had decided that his course of action would be the most entertaining. All of Hammer's fans backed away from their star as the psychic took a step closer. "Now, either way you want to fight, I'll be your opponent."

"Oh, so the scary psychic wants to fight?" Hammer said, his voice wavering as he feigned confidence. "Fine, I'll just show you how scary I can be!" He said charging at Ray only to be casually flicked aside by Ray's telekinesis.

"Paper beats Rock Hammy, and psychic beats fists." Ray said yawning as his posture slackened a bit. "Now, are you going to battle with Pokemon or do I have to throw you around some more?"
Hammer


Mesalon Pokemon Center




"Roll the cameras!" Hammer shouted at his crew that hastily started recording once more. Glaring back down at the startled girl that had embarrassed him earlier. "So, before we start...Any other tricks up your sleeves? Going to hit me with a Sitrus Berry next?" He started in on Sophia, his rage from before returning.

For a brief second, he glanced out the Center's window at Ray. Thankfully the psychic seemed to be distracted at the moment. It also looked like the girl in front of him was alone this time.

"Now, from what I saw on the camera you used some sort of psychic power to throw that Oran berry at me. So, since you're a psychic, I'd be willing to bet you know that lazy bastard outside. What, were you conspiring against me earlier? Buying time so Ray could bail you and your pals out? That makes you suspicious, it makes me think you may have some kind of link to Team Noble. Why else would you avoid questioning so desperately? Is Ray involved too? I should have known that good for nothing had to have something sinister going on, nobody is that laidback." Hammer bombarded Sophia with questions, not giving her time to answer. Each question seemingly incriminating her to those watching the program.


Rheese Laudat



Rheese ducked into the Pokemon center in an effort to get away from Ray. Someone prying into his thoughts was far from comforting. He didn't exactly have anything to hide, but the lack of privacy in his own thoughts was just disturbing. Once he saw the towering figure glaring down at Sophia though, he'd have preferred the unwanted psychic intrusion. Had it just been him alone, he'd have walked right back out of the center, but it looked like Hammer had already started interrogating Sophia.

"If I had anything to throw, you can bet I'd have done it by now." Rheese said feigning courage as he approached Hammer. Sophia and Alex had supported him when they were in the hopsital, so he at least owed her this.
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