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1) I posted a little plan to save the people in the Raft.

2) I stole the first post of the season, and I think Morden more than deserves to get the last one.

3) I need to make some changes to my own epilogue post in light of how the MME is . We have until midnight tomorrow night to post one, correct?


So much happens in so little time. I land on the deck of the Raft as Johnny Storm grabs the Surfer and the two fly high into the sky, before exploding into a blinding ball of fire. The Rider literally pulls the earth up to form a ramp to catch Storm. He's batted away by the Surfer, who somehow survives the inferno. Then, a rainbow blasts out of the sky, dropping a god on top of the extraterrestrial foe, and the two go blow for blow.

I may be a superhuman, but right now I feel like how the normal people of the world must feel when they see me do anything around New York. This world that I now inhabit is so much bigger than me. It's, frankly, out of my league. I don't belong here. I can't fight people like this. I can barely fight the goons I run into on a regular basis, and here I am trying to take on gods and monsters.

I've seen what Superman and the like can do on TV. But this? Seeing it up close? This is so much different. It's terrifying.

And it's now my life.

A rumble below my feet draws my attention away from my thoughts. As the rest of the assembled heroes watch as Thor and the Surfer trade haymakers, the Raft is coming apart at the seams. A radio tower collapses into the river, sending spray into the air a dozen feet high. This whole place is going to sink into the East River, and it's going to kill hundreds of people if we don't do anything about it.

"Hey guys," I call out to the rest, before motioning towards the fight, "I think we might be on the bench for the rest of this one. We need to get everyone still on this boat off. Now. Or they're not gonna make it."

I think through what needs to be done, not wanting Reed Richards to come up with *all* the plans today.

Pointing to the biker, I start, "You, skull dude. Mind giving me a ride through the Raft? I'll use what webbing I have left to keep any fracture points we find as structurally sound as I can make them. That will give the rest of you time to get as many people out as possible. Sound good?"
I won’t be able to post until after work, so feel free to move the Surfer stuff ahead without me, if need be


I look the guy in the blue armor up and down, cocking my head to the side, "Okay, time for a piggyback, pal. Don't get handsy. I'll break your hand, I don't care how much armor you have on."

The two of us begin swinging around the battlefield, keeping our distance while everyone takes on their assigned rolls. Johnny is blasting the Surfer with fire, the Rider fires his guns, and Ben throws a few punches when he can. Meanwhile, I try and call out danger moments when the Surfer is going to attack. I've never used my spider sense like this before. Usually it's only when I'm going to get attacked. But the Surfer is so powerful his attacks on others send faint ripples through my mind. I have to concentrate, hard, to sense it. But so far so good.

I call out to my passenger when the Surfer is about to clock one of our allies, which gives him the time to fire an energy blast. The blasts take the Surfer off his game, allowing whoever he was aiming for to get out of the way.

"This is like a really awkward snowspeeder from Empire!" I call back to him, not knowing if he'll have any clue on what I'm talking about.

One thing is for sure though. We may not be hurting the Silver Surfer, but we're keeping him occupied. And none of us have died yet, so that's a plus.

I just hope Reed Richards has something up his sleeve. Because we're not gonna be able to do this forever.


Catching the Flash out of midair, I'm knocked back onto the deck of the Raft.

This isn't going to work if we all take turns going after the Surfer. We may all have just met each other, but we need to work as a team if we're gonna have any chance. Don't know how that's going to work with the biker with a flaming skull for a head and blue Iron Man, but hey, we're going to have to try.

Wonder Woman doesn't change her strategy up. She charge the Surfer, brandishing her sword for a death strike. The fact that none of us have come even close to doing anything to the Silver Surfer, I feel like there's no way that's going to work. At least not when the Surfer's attention is squared completely on her.

Which means I have to do something.

I slide around to flank the servant of Darkseid, and notice a metal crate leftover from a supply drop at the raft in my peripheral vision. I fire two weblines at it, start to spin, and throw it like an Olympic discuss thrower at the back of the Surfer's board. Hopefully it finds its way home and throws him off balance and give Wonder Woman an opening.

I look at the skull guy and the blue guy, "Feel free to jump in any time!"
I like the look but the idea of a Joker movie without Batman is as bad of an idea as a Venom movie without Spider-man. Plus, the Joker is just so played out
I have my epilogue post fully written, just tweaking it here and there. So Tuesday is good for me
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No worries.

I get that people are anxious to get things going. I had one more post to get caught up with the F4 and the GMs had some things to iron out behind the scenes before we could get the ball rolling properly. You'll be pleased to hear that will amp up over the next couple of days.

Sounds good. I'll be out tonight after 3PM (eastern time), but plan on doing nothing but sit on the couch and nurse a hangover tomorrow, so plenty of time for posting.
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I think we'd prefer it if you didn't, if only because once everyone is involved it might result in chaos if everyone is writing the Surfer – but given we hadn't really said not to publicly, I think we can probably look the other way this time.


My bad. Probably should have asked first. Will keep that in mind in the future.
GMs, it's cool I'm writing the Surfer in my posts, right?
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