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10 yrs ago
Current When wisdom teeth removal puts you on a liquid-only diet, you sure do notice more conversations about food than normal.
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10 yrs ago
"When people get used to preferential treatment, equal treatment seems like discrimination." - Thomas Sowell
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10 yrs ago
Am I the only person on the planet that doesn't like Yum Yum Sauce?
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10 yrs ago
Tfw you remember Fallout 4 releases Automatron this month.
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10 yrs ago
Those people who actually post their status in status updates are a part of a very small minority. One that I'm not a part of.
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*Bounces between three different moons, destroying each when I land and picking up additional speed before I tear past you, spacetime and reality falling apart behind me*


*Dodges perpendicular to your path, moving out of the collapsing space before it does so, and maneuvers the blasts such that they intercept you on your self-intersecting course of travel*
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*Unifies half of the Outside around me*
As. Am. I!!
*Peels into the sky, destroying the entire planet below me*


*I follow, as do the many energy blasts which seem to be honing in on you*
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*When you kick me, I grab your foot and throw you over my shoulder, allowing Outside to attach to you in the process*


*When I take off again, the Outside gets left behind to devour a very thin coat of energy that was around my leg that slipped off me, almost like shedding skin. I run circles around you, blasting millions more of the energy blasts like before at you, moving faster now than when I started*
I’maboutwarmeduphotshot!
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You're quick.
*Throws both arms through your torso at a hundred times my previous speed*
For a turtle!


Woah!
*Manages to reach down and block both of them, flying backwards before instantly appearing next to you again the moment I touch the ground, kicking your knees such that they would break at the joints*
Thanks! You’reprettyfastforafastguy!
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You know, it's a shame your voice can't travel nearly as fast as you can.
*Disappears to everyone but you, where you see me moving in a perfect circle*


Lottamovingforsomeonegoingnowhere!
*Dashes over into your path, grabs you by the face and plants it directly into the ground*
Youshouldtrythetreadmill! Orastationarybike,they’recooltoo!
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*Despite not being enough to pierce, the force does send me flying very far*


Thanksfriend! Iknewyoualwayswantedtoseemegofurtherafterall!
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*A moment later, waves my arm behind me and comes to a sudden halt, taking the brunt of the force*
And now things get interesting.
*Tears out to Outside again, coating both arms*
But let's see how far it gets you!


*Hops faster and faster*
I’m as curious as you! Let’s go!
*Holds out my arms and fires millions of small blasts toward you that have insanely high energy densities*
Come on come on!

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You didn't know about it?

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Tamerlaine! Reinforce those protections!
*Slices across the air with my blade, sending a shockwave that pierces spacetime like two shards of glass at you, traveling at ten times the speed of light*


*Starts to talk really fast as well*
IdunnowhatMaxsawtomakehimseeIcoulddothisbutit’sdefinitelynotanintendedfeature!
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Hopefully something useful.


I feel like something else!
*Starts hopping from side to side*
And it’s only getting better! Like that was a jumpstart to an entire other engine in me that’s been cold for ages and is now warming up!
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*Appears behind you and knocks you back into the ground*


*Appears in front of you the moment you appear behind him, eats that blow, and hits you with so much raw kinetic energy squarely in the chest that it rockets you into the air fast enough to easily launch you out of the galaxy and then some, distorting space-time as a trail behind you*
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*Your back explodes violently, from the same place as I had hit you in the back earlier while in space, knocking you off course as the disc hits Kat on the ground*


*The skin melts off my body, resulting in a much more robotic appearance, and part of my hair turns from red to white*
Woah...
*A new hand phases in to replace my old one*
Now that’s some good stuff, Maxiboy!
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