Heroic

Myriad Reality

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*Looks back and toward the ground*
Do you want to tell her?
*My shadow independently shakes its head*
Things happen around me that make just enough sense when you don't think too hard about them.

@Source

I hate to break it to you, but that doesn’t make any sense when I don’t think about it at all.

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*pushes it back*
Well then, if you say so~

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*smiles*
Dig in!

@Ignacious

What’s the worst that could happen? I’m already in this deep, and I haven’t eaten since I died.
*Picks up the burger and takes a big bite*

Myriad Reality

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Half sugar, half water. A bit low for me, but y'know, emergencies.
*Leans forward onto the bar*
And I know what you're thinking, but I'm not some sort of candyman. It's just part of the absurd that follows me around.

@Source

Only part, huh? Then give me more, what else makes you talk so big about this absurdity?

Myriad Reality

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Of course we hand craft each one. And unlike most advertisements, we don’t lie about that part!
*sticks my tongue out a bit in a smile and winks*
Besides, most of that is water sprayed props.

@Ignacious

Exactly! And once you look at them knowing what they are, they’re gross. But if you’re sure about your food, I’ll take it. I was already resigned to cheat for the first time in years anyway.

Myriad Reality

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*Throws the water into my mouth in one swoop, putting out the fire in my throat*
Look, flattery won't get you nowhere after that stunt!

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Chicken and the egg! Makes emergency blood easy, since you can use simple syrup in a pinch~

@Source

Even syrup is just practically 100% sugar isn’t it? Seems a bit much.

Myriad Reality

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Oh, phhh. You’ll be fine with these. I only use top notch ingredients. And grow some of the small stuff at home too.

@Ignacious

Really? It looks to much like the food you see on commercials for that to be true.

Myriad Reality

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Yep! I don't really understand why some things the way they are, but I've learned to roll with the punches.

@Source

Is the high blood sugar because you love sweets and have high tolerance or do you love sweets because your blood sugar is high naturally?

Myriad Reality

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*pulls it back*
Are you on some sort of diet? I can definitely make it to your preferences.

@Ignacious

I eat “healthy” for workout optimization, that’s all.

Myriad Reality

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That’s the strength of home brewed alcohol. Can’t get that in a bottle anywhere else!
*grins then slides some fries and a burger*
This may help with the after effects.

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*smiles*
Try it!

@Ignacious

Man, I shouldn’t eat like that… But… I’m already breaking some personal rules, what’s one more?

Myriad Reality

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As literal as a book! Like I said, I'm a traveling oddity, a fantastical commodity and far from any prodigy, I'm none other than Surprise!

@Source

Don’t forget anatomal- anatomical anomaly. Geez.

Myriad Reality

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For starters, my blood sugar is over 70%!

@Source

Is that a metaphor? Because if it isn’t that’s either really unhealthy, or it explains the diet immediately.

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And like I said before, it is part of the job. It makes me happy for you to be able to release like that.

@Ignacious

I think this stuff is helping a bit too. Maybe even speaking for me.
*Swirls my drink around and rests my check in my other hand, then takes another swig*
I don’t like being so open for no reason, but it feels right right now.