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10 yrs ago
Current When wisdom teeth removal puts you on a liquid-only diet, you sure do notice more conversations about food than normal.
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10 yrs ago
"When people get used to preferential treatment, equal treatment seems like discrimination." - Thomas Sowell
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10 yrs ago
Am I the only person on the planet that doesn't like Yum Yum Sauce?
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10 yrs ago
Tfw you remember Fallout 4 releases Automatron this month.
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10 yrs ago
Those people who actually post their status in status updates are a part of a very small minority. One that I'm not a part of.
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*Looks back and toward the ground*
Do you want to tell her?
*My shadow independently shakes its head*
Things happen around me that make just enough sense when you don't think too hard about them.


I hate to break it to you, but that doesn’t make any sense when I don’t think about it at all.

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*pushes it back*
Well then, if you say so~

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*smiles*
Dig in!


What’s the worst that could happen? I’m already in this deep, and I haven’t eaten since I died.
*Picks up the burger and takes a big bite*
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Half sugar, half water. A bit low for me, but y'know, emergencies.
*Leans forward onto the bar*
And I know what you're thinking, but I'm not some sort of candyman. It's just part of the absurd that follows me around.


Only part, huh? Then give me more, what else makes you talk so big about this absurdity?
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Of course we hand craft each one. And unlike most advertisements, we don’t lie about that part!
*sticks my tongue out a bit in a smile and winks*
Besides, most of that is water sprayed props.


Exactly! And once you look at them knowing what they are, they’re gross. But if you’re sure about your food, I’ll take it. I was already resigned to cheat for the first time in years anyway.
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*Throws the water into my mouth in one swoop, putting out the fire in my throat*
Look, flattery won't get you nowhere after that stunt!

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Chicken and the egg! Makes emergency blood easy, since you can use simple syrup in a pinch~


Even syrup is just practically 100% sugar isn’t it? Seems a bit much.
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Oh, phhh. You’ll be fine with these. I only use top notch ingredients. And grow some of the small stuff at home too.


Really? It looks to much like the food you see on commercials for that to be true.
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Yep! I don't really understand why some things the way they are, but I've learned to roll with the punches.


Is the high blood sugar because you love sweets and have high tolerance or do you love sweets because your blood sugar is high naturally?
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*pulls it back*
Are you on some sort of diet? I can definitely make it to your preferences.


I eat “healthy” for workout optimization, that’s all.
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That’s the strength of home brewed alcohol. Can’t get that in a bottle anywhere else!
*grins then slides some fries and a burger*
This may help with the after effects.

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*smiles*
Try it!


Man, I shouldn’t eat like that… But… I’m already breaking some personal rules, what’s one more?
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As literal as a book! Like I said, I'm a traveling oddity, a fantastical commodity and far from any prodigy, I'm none other than Surprise!


Don’t forget anatomal- anatomical anomaly. Geez.
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For starters, my blood sugar is over 70%!


Is that a metaphor? Because if it isn’t that’s either really unhealthy, or it explains the diet immediately.

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And like I said before, it is part of the job. It makes me happy for you to be able to release like that.


I think this stuff is helping a bit too. Maybe even speaking for me.
*Swirls my drink around and rests my check in my other hand, then takes another swig*
I don’t like being so open for no reason, but it feels right right now.
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