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6 yrs ago
Idea: Superhero rp but every superpower has to be a unnecessarily specific fetish taken from a 1x1 thread
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6 yrs ago
joining a roleplay can have the same stress of applying for a job except its better cause instead of bagging groceries you get to be a cute gay anime cat girl who goes to magic school
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6 yrs ago
*tackleglomps u and nuzzles* X3 *notices bulge in ur pants* OwO wats dis???
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6 yrs ago
does anybody in this thread smoke weed
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The thrill of doing seventy different code edits without saving and then not knowing whether your post looks cute or like an exploded cumbox
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I like rats, jalapeño poppers, y2k aesthetics and idol games. I am pretty extroverted on the internet due to how easy it is to connect with people with similar interests. My personality may come across as aggressively friendly or over the top at times and I apologize in advance for that, whoops.

As for my strange signatures and profile pictures, a lot of them are a part of a specific aesthetic I´ve developed over the years that's basically 2000s aesthetics with a focus on the technology that explore themes of loss, abandonment, filth, and hopelessness, rather than the optimistic and mainstream view of the future that was common during that period of time.

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nothing like opening your window and seeing a group of kids dancing around fire

anyways things are going back to business as usual woo

So they hadn't been thrown out. Kaito could only give Hiroko a small nod, not wanting to plunge the odd mood into a more negative direction. He figured it got engulfed by the darkness around them. Another awkward interaction. No matter, the silence was more than enough. It was the most comfortable option when one had no idea what was happening.

It didn't last.

A shout from one of the others made his head whip to face directly towards the sight of a gun. An actual, real life gun. Had the man not been wielding it with a desperation that radiated throughout his entire body, Kaito could have probably tried to reason it was a prop or similar. But the look across that man's eyes couldn't be imitated.

"N-no need for that, now," he said, hands placed tensely in front of him. The smooth voice he employed during therapy was out in full force, albeit with cracks forming all over. This was far beyond his range of expertise, and far removed from any experience had with a client. What did this man want? Was it respect? Answers? Money? Was that it? There were too many variables, too many things he didn't know. Ideas came and went yet none were strong enough for him to unclench his jaw. The man ran off before he had anything resembling an answer.

Kaito wanted to approach him, but his legs stayed rooted in place. He instead filled his lungs with the forest air and shouted. "Aren't you also lost?!" Mutual survival. The kind of condition that made one wild animal work with another. In this strange forest with no civilization in sight, it made sense in a gloomy sort of way. He could only hope the man would realize that.

"Right, that about does it. Your next appointment is about a month from now. Yes. Yes, I can send you an e-mail. Good bye."

Silence had remained in the air until the familiar ring of a client ending the call signalled another day of work coming to an end. His exhale was heavy enough to alter his posture, and his finger and thumb soon dug their way around the bridge of his nose where a pair of computer glasses rested only seconds ago. It didn't take long for his irritated eyes to start rejecting the incandescent white of a computer monitor. Kaito was a tired man. It would have felt childish to be honest to himself about it, but even such a physically undemanding job had a way of psychosomatically draining him. During nights like these he'd typically get away from the comfort of his padded chair as quickly as possible, before his arms spread towards the computer desk and the hard wood felt like the most comfortable surface in the world to sleep on. Today hadn't been one of those days. He struggled to even lift his head from his arms, with a yawn seemingly cementing it in place. He was going to lose the fight today. His body felt instant relief upon thinking that, to his disappointment.

This wasn't his office.

Earth and air. Crisp, unpolluted, breathable air. It should have been a pleasing experience to his body, but Kaito's instincts only felt repulsion at the overwhelming atmosphere of his surroundings. It was the body of a man who had adapted to the unadaptable, to food that came in bags and train rides where he couldn't even turn his head. He had no reaction, no past experiences to draw from, nothing at all that could have framed any sort of context around the untouched nature around him. He dragged himself up, picking leaves out of his long hair.

"Hmm..." he searched the contents of his bag and pockets before letting out a soft sigh. "My phone isn't on me, apologies."

He had his journals with him at least. They were worthless outside of his office, but it felt reassuring in a visceral sort of way to have something familiar alongside him. The more he tried to piece together the events he could recall, the more they drifted around in his head like a foggy dream. There were other people around him, also stumbling around. Another pang of reassurance. Whatever had just transpired, he wasn't alone.

"My name is Iyasu Kaito." His fingers slid in the pocket of his dress shirt for a business card, but he corrected himself before taking one out. This wasn't an appropriate situation to do that. Then again, he couldn't exactly figure out what sort of situation this was at all. "'Whoever threw us out'... is that what happened?" His voice was soft, but its prodding was as strong as ever. Having been tossed here along with others would have explained some things, at least.



Location: The Laughing Worg Tavern - The City-State of Thorinn, Aetheria


"We can talk about this later if you'd like."

"...if you'd like."


It irked him. Far more than he thought possible, his brother's terse response had irked him. He did that a lot, dumbing things down enough so that Alex and his passing interest could grasp whatever important thing was happening in the world of technology or Pariah Online. It came as a shock to him that Logan hadn't acted any differently. It was as if his brother still saw him as a bored and uninvolved non-gamer that needed condensed explanations. That he drew such a bold conclusion from Alex's paragraph of writing felt like a disrespect to all the danger he'd already been subjected to.

He rapped his knuckles against the tavern's tables, oblivious to the occasional glance from denizens and wayfarers alike. He arrived far too early, but that was fine. It gave him time to settle down and reflect, at least. The lack of information from his brother had only stoked his worries rather than quelled them. He desperately wanted to know more, both about his brother and the guild. What did it mean when the name of someone he knew was written next to the word "injured"? What did it mean when he described guild politics as "crazy"? He couldn't just pay for a carriage and find out for himself. He would have to somehow transmit as much of his feelings onto a parchment as possible. Even the idea of that was irritating.

"Man..." he groaned, letting his knuckles drag against the wood.

Seele arrived not long after. She took a seat beside him and let out a yawn halfway through her sentence, drawing a smirk from his pensive expression.

"Did you go to bed late back in the real world? All our bad habits are gonna start catching up to us now, you know." He always struggled to eat at regular times given his propensity to throw himself at tasks, and Pariah had done a good job of reminding him how deeply engrained that had been in his personality. He didn't feel guilty about it though. Taverns didn't ask questions if you showed up at weird times, after all.

"I honestly just wanna get things done. Yeah, danger and all that, but being cooped up and talking to people all the time is getting to me I think." He leaned forward to rest his chin on the palms of his hands, tossing aside the stray memories of every strained conversation he'd been subjected to since the announcement. He was supposed to be the awkward one in introductions, so having everyone else start acting even worse hadn't been an enjoyable experience.

"Hmm, but going to the hallmasters probably means good cash. It sounds bad saying this out loud, but we're gonna need it on a regular basis." His brain had begun to connect the modern idea of a job performed every day with the fantastical world of Pariah Online despite his hesitation to do so. "Regular basis as in making it a habit to do this a lot, talking to our hallmasters a lot, building a reputation." The irritation that he'd been amassing reached its peak as he pushed out his conclusion.

"Looking at what we're doing like a job, basically. A real job for our now real world." He groaned.




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Location: The Laughing Worg -- The City-State of Thorinn, Aetheria


Alex trailed behind Alja, lagging behind as he ruminated on her ideas. He expected his guesswork was going to be completely off the mark. Still, it was a bummer to have been shot down so fast. She was right, there were just too many bizarre things happening all at once in order for this to have been some glitch. Glitches were like... going through a wall, some weapon not working, individual things that were self-contained like that. He hated to think about this like some sort of conspiracy theorist, but such a complicated series of events triggering made a lot more sense if it was intentional, the more he thought about it.

He took a seat near the others with none of the neat and awkward behavior he'd shown when they first met. Instead, he alternated between being splayed out to bouncing a leg whenever an interesting suggestion would come up. He wasn't familiar with the intricacies of dreaming, rather it was the possible chance at getting answers that perked him up.

"Well..." he started, All we can do now is survive.

He stopped before the words left his mouth. They weren't developers or moderators or anyone with any power above being just another player. Their insights, at the end of the day, weren't going to differ much, both among themselves and every other wayfarer they would cross paths with. It felt wrong to give in so quickly, however. His newfound courage wouldn't allow it.

"There's gotta be some people who worked on this game logged on. There just has be. People like that one guy who gave alerts when this first started knew about this before we did," he paused for a moment, as if he was trying to convince himself just as much as everyone else, "They could help us out."




Location: The Laughing Worg -- The City-State of Thorinn, Aetheria


As the wayfarers discussed the new behavior exhibited by the denizens, Alex's mind crackled with new ideas, none of them constructive. It was as if he was subconsciously in some stage of denial, one in which he refused to come to terms with the gravity of their situation. He thought back to the "tech demo" theory of his he'd shared back when they had no idea what was happening. What if it was one? Their reactions could have been recorded somehow, as part of some messed up way to advertise how believable their new update was. It could've been like one of those prank shows where a camera crew would pop out at the last possible second to inform they had all been tricked.

Tempting to believe. But no, it wasn't the truth.

He wanted to sigh loudly, slap his arms on the table, do something to get the frustration out of him. But a strange new inhibition gripped at him. This was basically the real world now, so doing something like that would have been rude. It was a weird new feeling.

"Could've just been the game not working," he interjected, his voice not matching the more hushed tones the rest had started with. If a lifetime of growing up around people who were obsessed with videogames had taught him anything, it was that the only thing they loved more than videogames was complaining about them. Deadlines, microtransactions, botched sequels, rushed ports, he was vaguely aware of all of the ways a complex thing made of thousands of tiny lines of code could keel over and explode. He wanted to avoid speaking out due to his inexperience with technology, but the idea seemed too obvious not to blurt out.

"Games take years to make, and even after all they go through there's still glitches or whatever. Who's to say this isn't one? This game's a lot more ambitious than a regular one too." He avoided eye contact with the denizens. He wasn't sure if it was rude or not, but he reasoned he'd find it uncomfortable if the people he was making pancakes for were questioning his existence.




Ludith said nothing, content to let the more talkative members of their group determine their overall strategy. She had come to the conclusion that Entyrea's appearance would be a liability earlier, but assumed it wouldn't be an issue given their collective strength. It was an animalistic sort of mindset, in truth. Huddled together they were strong and had much blades and magic between them. Anyone who wanted to disrespect them would have to be bigger and stronger. It wasn't impossible, but it wasn't probable either, so she simply didn't worry about it.

"There are a lot of us. Too large of a risk if anyone tried to fight us as a group." The faintest smirk took shape across her face. All talk, no action. Planning was a necessary step she never shirked, but that didn't make it any less aggravating to stay cooped up in civilization as whatever creature of the night she was up against spilled more innocent blood. The mystery surrounding their mission made it bearable to pass through these calmer moments, at least.

"Our appearance," she told Dular. She gave the rest of the party a hardened look of approval. "Folks from all over. Attracts attention, but helps. Any trouble will have a hard time with us." It wasn't just gathering information she had been thinking about. Having such a variety of skillsets would be invaluable against any threat they weren't familiar with.
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