ImportantNobody

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The pasta man may have a joke ability, but he's fought in battles previously, so joke characters can be taken as a serious attempt to get the character into the roleplay.

Creating a black hole of pasta is logical, given his near unlimited control over pasta. His abilities make too much sense to be a joke.

EDIT: Or was it a different cheesy food based character who has fought here?

The World of War: Central Hub/Main Thread/Chen's Tavern

He says he has to concentrate, so we must also assume there is a decent acceleration period to it, so like at closer ranges it would be more like dodging an arrow.

He could move the bowl of noodles with it by having a strand wrapped around the bottom until it reaches its destination.

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That can be countered with a wave of boiling water. Then cut down the meatorball in small pieces, add some sauce and we can all have diner :P

@Milkman

It would be hard for someone to react to a 30000 mp/s attack ad summon boiling water to stop it, which would not have enough time to do much of anything, nor would they have time to summon this counter without having it always active in case the spaghetti shots out at them.

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The true question is if he can control yakisoba? jk

Evvie would be a good match against him because she couldn't be scalded by mere Mariana sauce at normal lava temperature and would eat his noodles because she's hangry during their fight. She may likely be able to chew diamonds so no problem there. His meatorball would be a good counter to her flying away.

[Planned] ImportantNobody and Stekkmen: UNT vs The Threat

It can end now.

Here We Go Adventuring!

Oh, what I meant is that he can't be simply broken like any old bone you may find. He's got the physical resilience of a warrior, not a frail skeleton, if that makes sense. I am pretty sure Kodor could obliterate him if he isn't careful. :-)

And as for the magic killing him, I had something like this on my mind: If you crush him physically, let's say snap his spine or decapitate him -- or anything of the sort, really -- he remains alive, just useless and pretty much dead in the sense that he can no longer continue the RP, but his soul is still trapped in his broken skeleton and is doomed to remain like that forever. He would remain alive in that, should I say poetic sense, which doesn't make him invincible or overpowered. A powerful spell can destroy him in both senses -- obliterate his body and cast out his soul from it, killing him for good.

Is that better?

@Sigurd

That sounds perfect.

Here We Go Adventuring!

How are we going to settle who starts a story? Just start posting stories in characters or what?

@Necrophage

We do a vote based on what adventure sheet posted here most catches our eye for our next story.

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All the character sheets are accepted. For Welt's bones holding up to mere physical attacks, I'm sure that strong attacks could break him, right? If all the enemy could do is immobilize him or use powerful magic he'd be overpowered for a lot of lower level stories, as he could tank everything there. Of course like I said earlier, he's still acceptable so could find a home in higher level stories given only powerful attacks can break him. Or participate in stories where we can still fail and have dangerous threats even with him there.

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Don't tempt me.

@Negatomsk

Only it turns out that when she put on the suit it was actually possessed by an evil penguin king who can control her body.

Battle at the pass of broken ambitions

Glott the Ambitious rode upon his majestic looking fuga front and center of his chattering, disorganized army, that was trekking eagerly through the fields to reach their prey mere minutes away from their position. A lot of the ninti clans involved in this invasion were not up to his normal standards, but he knew that he needed all the help he could get to face the army that his scouts had warned him of. They were lead by a skilled grandmaster and were well armed to boot. This would be the more difficult test that he'd have to face. Either he would emerge the greatest ninti who had ever lived, or he would lie broken and tattered underneath the human's feet. However, he was too confident and proud to back down. His forces greatly outnumbered the humans and he had some hand picked troops with him who were easily a match to any human, even if the bulk of his troops left a lot to be desired. The cannon fodder could weaken and encircle his foes and then his true warriors, those of the Glendtehwa clan, would finish them off.

At last the glittering of armor was seen. The battle would soon begin. Amid the swarm trailing Glott, a human girl towered over most of the other ninti not on their steeds. She was dressed as a savage, prepared to slaughter her fellow humans when the time came, as she was raised as a ninti. She readied her bow, which had better accuracy at farther ranges than the ninti muskets.

"Light cavalry...charge!" Glott bellowed at the top of his longs. The fuga riders, split up on either side in equal amounts, rushed forwards along the edge of the battlefield, the ones wielding muskets taking the rear so they'd be protected by the more expendable troops for the time being. They would try to get around the edges of the enemy formation to get behind them if an opening along the path were to present itself, but if not they would simply remain at the sides of the battlefield, the musket users preparing to fire into them.

"Berserkers...charge!" Glott ordered again. With a massive battle cry, the half dressed hoard sprung into action straight down the path, filling up most of the earth with their massive numbers. It would be like a wave crashing upon the shore. The human girl advanced with them down the middle to get into arrow shot, eager to get in on the action.

Glott would see how the battle would progress before committing to any further action and sending out his bombarders.

[Planned] ImportantNobody and Stekkmen: UNT vs The Threat

At first they thought they had victory over their foe as it fell to pieces, leading to premature cheering among some of the soldiers. However, it quickly became apparent that it was out of the frying pan and into the fire. The right flank was swarmed by what had once appeared to merely be the creature's blood, guns ineffective against the large numbers that bit and crawled all over them as they all soon crumpled to the ground. None escaped the tide despite their best efforts as the already weakened flank completely fell apart.

Only around ten soldiers and the command tank remained to fire into the Threat. Unfortunately, a dive bombing beast survived getting shot just long enough to finish it's arcing flight onto the top of the tank, destroying it in a single well placed blow. Corporal Thar was knocked off of it upon impact, landing unconscious onto the snow amid the chaos that surrounded him.

The last of the flying things exploded soon after, but the roaches were as strong as ever. The ones that wiped out the right flank had finished their meal and would soon turn to face their final targets of the battles. Four of them ran before this could happen. The others braced themselves for certain defeat, screaming out a war cry as they let loose their stream of bullets into the swarm in a final act of resistance.