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@Classpet@hatakekuro@FellbloodFool@KillBox

Chirashi Cracked his neck and knuckles, preparing for the Fishman Showdown. “Right, So, We’re going to be dealing with the marines.” He leaned down on the table to try to get as even with the crew as possible. “It’s all fun and games right now. But I’m not ready to go back to my old life. You hear me!?” He looked around at all of them. “Joining this crew suits my needs. I’ll be here to keep you fed and keep you energized. Because a healthy body is a happy body and it’ll mean we have the best chance at surviving out here at sea.” He then pointed towards Jams, the mink. “You, Cute bunny girl. You need to eat fruits like Lemon or Lime as well. Vitamin C is important out here in the ocean!”

He then turned to the black and blond haired man. “You, You’re a pirate. Drink whatever. I don’t care.” Honestly, He’s a sniper, he shouldn’t be drinking, but that’s none of Chirashi’s business. “Just don’t forget the importance of a balanced meal.” Then a quick turn to the silverhaired Navigator. “The Grand Cuisine is a taste the world has never known before. Something that makes the world shake and quake with unknown splendor!” and what was with that dream? Perhaps…. EPIC FORESHADOWING!?

“Now then.” He coughed into his fist. “With the meals eaten and everyone’s belly full. Clean up your own mess.” Chirashi turned his back to the crew and headed towards the kitchen. “I’ve got pots to clean, recipes to study and my own meal to eat!” Yes, he had found some lovely Labster in the freezer. What is a labster? Well it’s a docstor to some people, it comes from the grandline, it’s like a lobster, but it’s bigger and tends to wear a stethoscope.
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I guess it depends on your preference.


dunno id need a Reference. ooooh
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=_= Yes that is nasty. So are firm fish sticks.


it might be alright i dunno
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TMI


Tomato Mushroom Icecream? Nasty.
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that just makes masturbating sound dangerous and strenuous trying not to rip it off by accident


nah cause that too is 10x stronger.
Awesome things about being a fishman- You're going to be in the monster trio of the ship, even if you barely train. (10x strength baby!)
he is indeed fufufufu!
@FellbloodFool@hatakekuro

Chirachi let out a light, "Fufufu." As the two men dug into his dishes. "Yeah, I Know. The flavors are impeccable. I'm capable of using my superior pallet to finely adjust the seasoning to a level that most chefs cant." He crossed his hands over his chest and raised one finger on hand hand up to his chin. "I am Chirashi Sushimi. The name was given to me by my master. The best cook in all of east blue, Blind Chef Bogey." He lowered his hand once more. "I'll be collecting every recipe there is. Every style of cooking, Every flavor." Chirashi's eyes burned with flame. "I will learn every taste this world has to over and create the ultimate cuisine! The Grand Cuisine! Food so delicious it spans the tastes of the entire world!"

His head threw back as he laughed, "Jajajaja! Then! I will create flavors that no man, woman, fish or mink has ever tasted before! Unique flavors that have never been created! THAT IS THE GRAND CUISINE!" Yes! He was truly on fire now! The grand cuisine! The dream that he and the old man strive for! "Just stay alive long enough for me to conquer this worlds flavor old man." The fish thought to himself. "I'll bring it back. The taste of this world."
@hatakekuro @KillBox @Jageroux @samreaper @FellbloodFool @Classpet

Ah the kitchen, home to the native Fishman. Here you can see him in his natural habitat. He didn't know the crews tastes yet, so he had to just sort of wing it. He figured the bunny would be into the veggie platter, so that was a no brainer. But what would gum guy and all those others want to eat? This was quite the exciting moment for Chirashi! He could experiment to his hearts desire! All along the work bench the fruit of his labors could be seen! There were deserts of varying types! Squid Ink Sorbet! Strawberry Frozen Yogurt! Seven kinds of pies! Meat and desert. Then there were the various kinds of Sashimi, sushi, steaks and other assorted foods. He cooked enough food to feed the entire crew about four days.

The chef ignored the calls of using a random dead bird for food, there was no time to explain the level of wrong he was to ask. So instead, here is a chart, showing how wrong.

The red in this pie chart represents the % that he is wrong.



Chirashi shook his head, cupped his hands over his mouth and at the top of his lungs screamed. "FOODS READY! IF YOU DON'T EAT NOW YOU AIN'T EATING LATER!"
I'll get my response up soon :D i was out late lastnight so XD yeah
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