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8 yrs ago
Current when will the holy taco god return to remove the banner i wonder
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8 yrs ago
@POOHEAD189 didn't know it was your birthday. happy birthday, poo. :D
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8 yrs ago
imagine a school RP but it's an actual school where you and your character needs to learn things or fail the next big test. nothing big, nothing cheesy. just good ol' boring school
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8 yrs ago
WE ARE BACK ONLINE, PEOPLE. THE SACRIFICES TO MAHZ WORKED
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8 yrs ago
a reality where dogs still love us but they can tell us about it by verbalizing it
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Bio

Hi! I’m Mac!
…or Dmitri… or Die… or Slick… or Clover… or Trace…

…Obviously, none of these is my real name, (and by now you might have an inkling of an idea as to which fandom I came from before) so I don’t really mind being called using any of the names aforementioned above or by my character’s name when we talk in OOC. However, don’t mistake me or my character as the same entity. As I’ve said before “IC =/= OOC”

IRL, I am a 21 year old attending college as a 4th year an extendee Bachelor of Arts and Communication Student. I major in Speech Communication and minor in Broadcasting (journalism). Oh and I’m not a native English speaker so I might not catch some references, idioms, or metaphors. I will most likely ask you OOC for clarifications on some things because I sometimes misunderstand definitions despite being supposedly fluent in English.

Anyway, I’d like to think that I’m a fairly carefree person. It means that I’ll let us get away with doing a lot of shit (we’ll probably do a lot of crazy shit tbh), and my friends say that I’m pretty friendly too so I guess we can take their word for it. But, as all humans are bound to be, I do have my limits. With that, I wouldn’t say “tread lightly” with me. But I will say “let’s be decent” at least. Soo... Let’s just see where it goes, yeah?



Okay. Now for credibility.

I have been roleplaying on and off for... 5 or 6-ish years now. I used to roleplay in tumblr(dot)com for a couple of years before stopping for half a year, and then it became an on and off thing that ended up with me missing out on a lot of things IC and IRL. It became a nuisance and a source of frustration for me since I couldn’t keep up with my character’s life and my own life so I had to stop. I just didn’t have enough time to play as my characters (plural) on a regular basis while also balancing my social and college life so I had to stop doing it , kinda. So here I am, trying to get back at the swing of things since I would like to believe that I generally have my shit together now.

If you want to contact me, feel free to tag me in posts or send me a PM for more personal matters. But if you want to contact me regularly I suggest that you ask for my Discord account in private because I’m most often online there than here. Just don’t forget to introduce yourself and where we met though, okay?

So...... There we go. I felt like I’ve wanted to add something but I’m not quite sure what it was so let’s just awkwardly end this introduction here. I hope you have fun. Before you go, have my uwu face:

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/ ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく\ /
丶_ ノ ✩ ノ、 ✩ |/
  `ヽ `ー-‘_人`ーノ
丶 ̄ _人’彡ノ
    /`ヽ _/十\
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Most Recent Posts

okay, so, there's another typhoon heading our country's way. it's internationally called "Haima." the weather forecasts said it might turn into a super-typhoon that will make landfall by tomorrow for us (UTC +8:00). if it won't turn into a super-typhoon, it's expected to nearly become one at least. considering that, and that @Rultaos and i are currently boarding in a mountainous region, we are likely to lose power. if that happens, we might have trouble posting for a while.

just a heads up, y'all. :)
@Andreyichit's highly likely to happen. especially since he's (technically) the rookie. hazing the rookies or "sub-humans," as my professor that used to be a military academy professor said, is a norm in military institutes. she called it "institutionalized dehumanization." :P
@mackielars Well I'm ok cuse they prescribed a pretty heavy painkiller. It hurt right near the end REALLY badly tho


yah... you should just take your time for now. that kind of pain usually takes a day to go away at least. there's no rush anyway.
@NecroKnight ikr? oh and @agentmanatee, that sucks, man. the only most horrible tooth-related incident that i had was root canal surgery so i can only imagine yours. :/
just saw the IC. @NecroKnight @Andreyich try not to kill each other too early on. we need the cat's medicine and we need the crazy guy's zeal.
@mackielars sorry I didn't post like I said.

I may not be able to today either cause I'm having oral surgery, but if I'm lucid enough later I'll get a post out so you and me can actually get back into it


shhh... isok, beb. focus on your oral surgery first. hope ya feel better soon... (u3u)/(6_6)

may i ask what's your surgery for, tho?
hey, uh. i just found this in the advanced interest check and i think i might head over here for a bit. haven't had the time to thoroughly read the guidelines yet but it sounds interesting enough (it's an excuse to learn more abt teh Warhammrz anyway). may or may not join tho. is that okay?
@Dannyrulx

"Okay. Okay. Khajiit will give three and go. Keep an eye out for Khajiit for better discounts." Throws Angel a sachel with three plums just before sprinting.

"People from this land are so rude, she mumbles to herself.
<Snipped quote by mackielars>

Angelika cocks head, then pauses. "Are you fucking kidding me? I FUCKING LOST AN EYE FOR PLUM?!"


"Aye! Khajiit also sells plums! Will the female human also buy plum from the Khajiit?" The cat-like creature appears a little ways behind the Cadian when the invisibility potion wears off. "Khajiit sells plum for 2 gold a piece. These plums are the biggest ones from Khajiit's home. Khajiit will give an extra 8 pieces for free for the female human's lost eye as a gesture of good will. Will the bargain be taken?"
An arrow whirs past the Felinid. The ebony arrow has a roll of paper wrapped around the shaft that has been secured by a rope. Inside it says "Khajiit requires payment for the salmon. Khajiit thinks 12 gold per piece will suffice. Khajiit wants gold to be placed on the ground where the salmon will be placed. Khajiit will wait for a shouted response."

- From the Book of Felenids and Trading
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