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8 yrs ago
Current when will the holy taco god return to remove the banner i wonder
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8 yrs ago
@POOHEAD189 didn't know it was your birthday. happy birthday, poo. :D
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8 yrs ago
imagine a school RP but it's an actual school where you and your character needs to learn things or fail the next big test. nothing big, nothing cheesy. just good ol' boring school
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8 yrs ago
WE ARE BACK ONLINE, PEOPLE. THE SACRIFICES TO MAHZ WORKED
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8 yrs ago
a reality where dogs still love us but they can tell us about it by verbalizing it
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Bio

Hi! I’m Mac!
…or Dmitri… or Die… or Slick… or Clover… or Trace…

…Obviously, none of these is my real name, (and by now you might have an inkling of an idea as to which fandom I came from before) so I don’t really mind being called using any of the names aforementioned above or by my character’s name when we talk in OOC. However, don’t mistake me or my character as the same entity. As I’ve said before “IC =/= OOC”

IRL, I am a 21 year old attending college as a 4th year an extendee Bachelor of Arts and Communication Student. I major in Speech Communication and minor in Broadcasting (journalism). Oh and I’m not a native English speaker so I might not catch some references, idioms, or metaphors. I will most likely ask you OOC for clarifications on some things because I sometimes misunderstand definitions despite being supposedly fluent in English.

Anyway, I’d like to think that I’m a fairly carefree person. It means that I’ll let us get away with doing a lot of shit (we’ll probably do a lot of crazy shit tbh), and my friends say that I’m pretty friendly too so I guess we can take their word for it. But, as all humans are bound to be, I do have my limits. With that, I wouldn’t say “tread lightly” with me. But I will say “let’s be decent” at least. Soo... Let’s just see where it goes, yeah?



Okay. Now for credibility.

I have been roleplaying on and off for... 5 or 6-ish years now. I used to roleplay in tumblr(dot)com for a couple of years before stopping for half a year, and then it became an on and off thing that ended up with me missing out on a lot of things IC and IRL. It became a nuisance and a source of frustration for me since I couldn’t keep up with my character’s life and my own life so I had to stop. I just didn’t have enough time to play as my characters (plural) on a regular basis while also balancing my social and college life so I had to stop doing it , kinda. So here I am, trying to get back at the swing of things since I would like to believe that I generally have my shit together now.

If you want to contact me, feel free to tag me in posts or send me a PM for more personal matters. But if you want to contact me regularly I suggest that you ask for my Discord account in private because I’m most often online there than here. Just don’t forget to introduce yourself and where we met though, okay?

So...... There we go. I felt like I’ve wanted to add something but I’m not quite sure what it was so let’s just awkwardly end this introduction here. I hope you have fun. Before you go, have my uwu face:

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I HOPE GRAYSON AND AMY WOULD FINALLY F*CKING KISS OR SMTHN DAMN IT


ALL HAIL PAPA FRANK


Mr. Daryl J. Goodwin, 30


Your Friendly Neighborhood Butcher

He’s a mild mannered man that would always greet you with a smile and tells you to have a nice day as you leave his shop. Despite the fact that dealing with animal parts gets messy, he definitely puts an emphasis on cleanliness so you probably don’t have to worry about your choice cut’s state. His store also makes sure that you have fresh and quality meat everyday whenever and wherever you may need it. If you’re lucky, you can even catch Mrs. Goodwin, Daryl’s darling but asocial wife, helping around the store when she’s not busy sewing or knitting wonderful clothes and adorable little tapestries. But more often than not, young Jonah tends to man the store when his uncle’s not around.

On special occasions, however, you can approach him for special meat procurement that isn’t the usual pork, beef, or chicken. He’s also a hunter, after all. Had been all his life. Just remember to tell him in advance and he will likely do it for you.


Naughty Little Goodman

He was supposed to be a doctor, that much he knew of himself. But if only his father allowed him to finish what he had started, if only we wasn’t told that is is not smart enough or good enough to know better about someone’s welfare, he would have gotten there. Then there was Glenda’s father... Overall, Daryl generally has a negative perspective towards fathers.That is why he fully believes that he should never father. Ever.

That was why when he got checked months in his marriage with Glenda, Daryl found the wonderful news that he was sterile. Of course, the whole town pitied him for that and never really let him live it down. But being sterile has it perks that Daryl loved to use to his full advantage. Since by the end of the day, catching up with the news in the local bar would be how most men end their day. But drinking isn’t exactly Daryl’s game (not that he would turn down a glass or two and nothing more). Because when he gets home, he knows that his little wife would be ready for him. If she’s willing, she would greet him by welcoming him in and ordering him to keep his eyes closed as she guides him somewhere. There, he would get tied, gagged, and teased till he begs her to fuck him senseless or sometimes it’s the other way around. She’s a wonderful dom, after all; and little Daryl knows that it’s all that he needs in the bottom of his heart. However, if Glenda’s too busy or perhaps too tired to humor him, he wouldn’t mind using a meat or two. Being a butcher means choice cuts after all. Choice cuts means that you get to know which portions of an animal is good for you depending on your… needs.

His extensive knowledge on anatomy and his lifelong experience with hunting makes meat procurement all the more easier as well as an outlet for pent up emotions. Just tell him what you need and/or the specificities of your taste and he’ll get it done for you. No matter how niche, he’s likely done it before. Don’t worry, he won’t tell anyone about your special order if you won’t. But his services come for a price of course.





Glenda - Wife


She’s seems like a quaint and quiet little lady that tends to keep to herself. Even when the other wives around, she still seems to prefer talking to Daryl or Jonah more. She is also a darn good seamstress for hire that loves knitting on her free time. She would make “ugly” sweaters for Daryl and Jonah when winter starts coming around the corner as a jest but Daryl doesn’t really mind wearing what she makes. Jonah on the other hand wishes that he had better sweaters near wintertime that he could show off to his friends.

Glenda spends her days knitting, sewing, reading literature and guide books, and learning different types of textile, threading, and knots to use on any order or given occasion. She’s also really good at threading eyebrows apparently. She’s the secret to the family’s amazingly shaped and maintained brows. Some of her friends would regularly ask for her threading services especially on special events.


Jonah - Nephew


A 14 year-boy that looks taller and older than he should be. He has his biological mother’s blonde hair and (possibly) his father’s freckles. Arguably the Goodwin’s adopted child but Daryl refuses to think so in fear of becoming a father himself. Though people pity him as an unwanted child, The Goodwins still strove to provide him the love, care, and attention that he needed. Jonah feels pangs of jealousy whenever his friends talk about their biological families sometimes. But he likes to think that he’s better off with his aunt and uncle.

Gertrude - Mother

While Daryl desperately clung on to her as a child, he found himself distancing himself more and more from his own mother as he grew. The realization that Gertrude never really tried to protect Daryl from his father’s inebriated wrath became evident the more she refused to do anything about it. He avoids her now but he does send her her sweaters (and old sweaters) that Glenda made for them knowing that she gets cold easily.

Jesse - Mother-in-law (Deceased)

She was essentially a single parent that raised Glenda and her sister. Glenda talks about her fondly and was said to be a great cook. She is the source of most of Glenda’s most tasteful recipies.

Amy - Sister-in-law (Deceased)

Glenda’s older sister and Jonah’s biological mother. Jonah was conceived outside of wedlock after her husband-to-be left her waiting on the altar. Fearful of stigma and terrified of raising a child by herself, she ended up hanging herself on their family’s attic on Jonah’s 3rd birthday. Daryl didn’t like her grating personality, and for leaving a child to fend for himself.

James - Father-in-law (Unknown)

Not really that great of a father, according to Glenda. He would rather do his own thing than deal with his family. He’s usually out so Glenda and her sister at least lived most of their lives without his intervention. Was said to be a hunter of sorts since he usually brought home animal heads to mount on the walls.

Robert - Father

An alcoholic with anger issues. He would lash out at the smallest of things and constantly demanded that everything has to be neat and orderly. One of the main sources of Daryl’s need for cleanliness and order.


ooooh~ thank you! thank you!

hello? um. may i request my name to be changed from mackielars into iTem ?
not sure if this is up to standard but here you go?


in a basket full of vegetables, a couple ended up rolling out
a man notices this and screams "BOYS, WE'VE GOT LIVE ONES!"

i've been trying to think of a good vegetable joke since last night kill me
@WTPR hey there. not sure if i'm going to join since it seems that you already have a full house (and i'm bad with keeping up with roleplays) but i've been looking at Probity since the first one that you posted (the one looking for neighbors). i remember reading that the theme is around 1950's or something. so i couldn't help but wonder if you may still want to use fallout music (without minding the interludes of the fallout radio announcers) this may be handy: 24 hour Fallout Radio, a 1950s playlist that i just found if you want to rot your brains out from the devil's music. and of course, gospel music. can't forget that.

these would be some of the stuff that i can't help but think of. i would like to take the role of the Butcher however, if that's possible.
Miracle at Medical Bay Bed 3


How Does it Feel Like to Wake Up After 27 Days?

When she came to, everything was dark. All that kept her company was the sterilized smell, the grating sounds of beeping and tiny screeching alarms, and the pain of being torn apart ripple through her body. Despite her best efforts, her eyes refused to open properly, let alone focus and felt as if they have dried so bad that it stuck to her eyelids. While she laid on her bed now fully conscious, she forces her eyes to create tears to try and clear her vision. While she worked on her vision, she also attempted to make her voice and body move. Her throat was equally dry as her eyes, and was only able to rasp a small “Diddy?” in hopes that her guardian was there somehow. But the lack of response made her feel fear and a level of urgency that triggered her fight and flight response. When she opens her eyes and finally registers the dark room, she would realize that it felt unfamiliar and therefore dangerous. While moving was equally as painful as having her body become a human pincushion while cold fire cooked her bones inside her body, she would continue her attempt to escape. She would manage to sit up somewhat and lean against the arm of her the hospital bed in order to peer past the bed. This would cause the faulty thing to give way from her weight and strain, toppling her over.

A newer layer of agony passed through her body as she gasped and writhed in pain on the cold metallic floor. The wires and tubes connected to her body got ripped off as she fell and she was now creating a mess of blood mixed with various other liquids on the otherwise untarnished floor. Her body was refusing to work as intended, and she was afraid that she had been broken as she saw herself in her nightmare. After some time, she manages to look up and she sees someone else on a bed despite the pain forcing her vision to white. Her brain somehow assumed that this was Benny, regardless of how logically improbable it may have been. She would feel the room spinning though the filter of pain and agony and by the Gods, every sensation was dulling by the second. Still she manages to drag herself towards the man in hopes of alerting him of their situation. They are likely to be in danger, after all; and allies are always good to be had. But without the aid of properly functioning limbs accompanied by excruciating pain, consciousness eludes her yet again. Matija curls to herself on the floor before she could reach a hand out to the unconscious man.



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