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6 yrs ago
Current All the guy did was change his pic to a swastika, say some entry-level /pol/ bytes, and changed his bio to basic slurs.
6 yrs ago
You know exactly who.
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6 yrs ago
I don't know why we can't blast both zoophiles and pedophiles at the same time. Two birds one stone.
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6 yrs ago
idk who needs to hear this but if you like women then you're gay, no ifs ands or buts
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7 yrs ago
I'm back.
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Bitch, I'm the best.

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Came in a bit late but I delivered.
Maddox
The red-haired mage raised an eyebrow as Masahiko explained the situation, only raising it more when it seemed he was talking to himself. Maddox caught on quickly he was talking to Wes, the fake Wes most likely, through telepathy. "It's not about whether I'm strong enough or not, sir," Maddox explained, turning his gaze forward. "It's about standing up." He closed his eyes for a moment, still maintaining his speed but allowing him to focus better on the magical power he was feeling. Red light began glowing from his hands, slowly growing brighter and brighter until they were impossible to stare at. "Found it." Maddox vanished from the air, and with his teleportation it was now possible to see again. The red-haired mage reappeared in the hallway the Shadowy Figure was in, directly in front of the person. The blinding light radiating from his hands was still with him, illuminating the hall in a deep shade of red. The very second he had his eyes on the Figure, his right hand shot out toward the Shadow's face like a speeding bullet, empowered by the bright light surrounding the hand. "You're not getting past me." As his open palm strike hit the Figure, a red light shot out from the palm and propelled itself against the Shadowy Figure, sending him careening backwards across the hallway were the light detonated in an explosion that rocked the hallway. Maddox's hands continued lighting up the hallway, though it wasn't perfectly washed in red. Looking at him directly, however, was incredibly difficult to do. After his initial strike, Maddox dropped into his combat stance and awaited his new opponent to recover. Getting the first strike was important but he didn't want to rush in without knowing quite what he was up against. If the entire Magic Council couldn't beat him and barely even contain him, he wasn't going to be an easy opponent. But Maddox didn't waver.
Beatrix and Edo-Maddox
As Edo-Maddox saw Pen's demonstration the faintest sign of a smirk appeared on his lips. "Keeping the sheep calm, I see," he said to himself. "I will make an example of him later." As the Legion flew away, Edo-Maddox heard a moaning sound behind him. Beatrix seemed to be stirring, slowly regaining consciousness. The tan woman tried picking herself up but found difficulty getting her bearings. It didn't help when a boot pinned her head to the Legion's back. "Listen up and listen good," he commanded. Now Beatrix seemed to be aware of where she was and what was going on and began to scowl. "Get your damn foot off me!" she protested, struggling to overpower him but finding he wouldn't budge. In fact he began to press down harder, causing extreme pain and prompting a shout of it from her. "You do not stand a chance against me. None of your little friends do. You won't be rescued, you won't be treated nicely, and you don't have a bright future ahead." He began to press down even harder, causing Beatrix to scream in pain again. "I can kill you at any time. The only reason I've let you live after attempting to fight me is because you have magic within you. Magic that I'm going to harvest from you like a farmer collecting rice. It will be painful and it won't end until the day I deem you useless. If you try to kill yourself I will restrain you properly." He lifted his foot from her head, prompting Beatrix to breathe a sigh of relief. A throbbing pain still lasted though. Edo-Maddox turned his back to Beatrix as she slowly picked herself up, quickly deciding it would be easier to just sit down after all that head trauma. She began rubbing her head, appearing as if she was on the verge of tears. "Bastard..." she muttered under her breath, resigning herself from attempting to take his life. "Don't think you'll have your way so easily." "Don't think that I won't."
I'll get a post up tonight.
Time to peer pressure?
Kids don't count. Or should I say the uneducated ones don't. lol
Nah. So far it's only Jarvis. A maybe for Jamie. So potentially two but most likely one. Phoenix Wing is very feminine it seems.
True dat.
You know I just realized. We've done something like 400 posts the last two days in OOc. It's amazing
And most of it is random shit xD
This.
Maddox
The red-haired mage narrowed his eyes as he looked toward Masahiko. "That's specific. Thankfully I am skilled with Light Magic," he responded, returning his attention forward. "Listen. Your job is to ensure the greater good of Fiore and lately you haven't been doing the best job. Perhaps I'm not one to give advice..." Maddox's expression grew more serious. "But I'm not going to give us time. We're going to solve the problem here and now. I need as much details as you can give me."
Edo-Maddox
The giant Legion passed over the courtyard in front of the castle, flying low enough to allow Edo-Maddox to jump down gracefully. His arrival was far from undetected and the crowd of people going about their day in the streets all stopped to watch. The leader of White Hydra, often called Viper, was a well-known man throughout Edolas. His feats of power and terror were often regarded as urban legends, but whether there was truth to them or not the populace knew he was a dangerous man. When Edo-Maddox turned to face the street, several people flinched and more still began backing away. "I have come to make an announcement!" he spoke out, making sure the entire crowd could hear him. Despite his volume, his eerily neutral expression didn't change. By now, armed soldiers began flooding from the castle and lining up behind Edo-Maddox. Despite their quantity and their position behind him, Edo-Maddox didn't even glance at their assembly. "In life, all that matters is power. Regardless of what form, it is power that drives some to success and a lack thereof that leads to depression and poverty. I have asserted my position in Edolas through my power. But I have not reached my ceiling." Edo-Maddox pointed towards himself with his thumb now. The general looks of the crowd were fearful and confused, not entirely sure where he was going with his speech. "I will be taking the next step! I declare myself the King of Edolas!" Without any warning, Edo-Maddox spun around to face the soldiers. Many of them jumped back in fear from the motion alone. He pointed at the imposing castle now. "Your present King and Queen are not powerful enough to keep the throne. It belongs in more fitting hands. But I am not an unreasonable man..." He lowered his hand, now glaring at the guards. "The Kingdom has twelve hours to surrender to me and give me the throne. Or else..." "I will destroy the entire city and all those within its walls." Several of the soldiers grew furious from his claims and one even began to march forward to attack, though he was held back by another soldier. Now Edo-Maddox faced the citizens again. "I am not pleading for support. I am not preaching a brighter future. I am merely warning the Kingdom. Do not think that I will be kind or merciful. Do not think that I am bluffing, either. I hold the most power in Edolas, and I want the title to prove it." Edo-Maddox removed the box from his back and stood it upright on the ground in front of him. He gave a sharp whack to the side of the box, causing the wooden boards to fall apart and reveal what was inside. A long staff with a snake head shape at the top, almost as tall as Edo-Maddox. He grasped the staff in one hand and held it up above his head. "If I am not King in twelve hours, then there will be no Kingdom left." The red eyes on the snake head started to glow and a powerful gust of wind blasted in all directions. It even knocked several people and soldiers over, causing some of the crowd to panic. Edo-Maddox lowered the staff and looked over his shoulder at the soldiers, daring them to attack him. Yet none made a move. The intimidating man brought his free hand to his mouth and whistled, bringing his Legion to the ground with Beatrix still unconscious on its back. "I will return in twelve hours." He leapt onto his Legion. As soon as he was near Beatrix the eyes on the snake head began to glow faintly. The Legion let out one last roar before taking flight. The crowd was baffled by how suddenly this all unfolded. By how brazen Viper was. By the fact they may only have a day left to live.
Hmm... How quickly do you guys think Edo-Maddox can get everybody to hate him?
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