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    1. j8cob 13 yrs ago

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6 yrs ago
Current All the guy did was change his pic to a swastika, say some entry-level /pol/ bytes, and changed his bio to basic slurs.
6 yrs ago
You know exactly who.
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6 yrs ago
I don't know why we can't blast both zoophiles and pedophiles at the same time. Two birds one stone.
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6 yrs ago
idk who needs to hear this but if you like women then you're gay, no ifs ands or buts
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7 yrs ago
I'm back.
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Bio

Bitch, I'm the best.

Most Recent Posts

Hotwiring doesn't work on newer cars. If it's a model from before 2000 you can totally hotwire it, guaranteed. Just get into the panel underneath the driver console, usually underneath the steering wheel, and start cutting and splicing wires. Worst thing that happens is you fuck the car up, which is just fine if it isn't yours. Best thing is it starts.
Get revenge by crashing into the telephone wires that are part of that guy's grid. Give him a taste of his own medicine. Just don't use your car. Use someone else's car. Preferably someone you don't like.
I would like to mention that I would like to continue our little confrontation between Maddox and the shadowy figure when your able too.
Wish granted.
Maddox
Despite a seemingly grievous injury from the attack, the shadowy figure recovered quickly and was hardly fazed in the process. Interesting, that could've killed a human, Maddox thought to himself, staying on his guard. He glanced over to Masahiko briefly before returning his gaze to his opponent. The figure took a more human appearance as it got closer, eventually becoming completely human. I've never seen this guy before. When the man got within striking distance, Maddox let out a quick and powerful strike. To his dismay, the attack passed right through the figure right before the man phased through Maddox himself. The red-haired mage turned around quick, a smirk barely detectable on his face. "I see now," he said to the figure. "You are no ordinary mage. It is highly likely that you are more powerful than I." The smirk on his face disappeared now. "But you're making a little mistake." "And that is mocking the power of my Light." Maddox clenched his hands into fists as he began releasing his magical power. The ground beneath him began cracking and a powerful gust of wind swept in all directions from him. The blinding red light that surrounded his hands enveloped his entire body, growing even brighter than before. At this point it could actually blind those brave enough to stare. After a few seconds of that he ceased the demonstration, leaving only his hands glowing red though still incredibly brightly. He raised a hand toward the shadowy figure. "I do not know what you are capable of, but you do not know what I am either." Maddox teleported to the other side of the figure, but instead of attack his just teleported again. This time he appeared to the figure's side before teleporting again. A series of teleporting at high speed before he finally appeared at the other side of the room. He held both his hands toward the shadowy figure, except his hands were no longer glowing at all and his fingers were held in strange mudras. "Ultimate." Maddox muttered, his hands now glowing again. On the ground around the shadowy figure, seven red magic circles appeared in a perfect circle. They had a faint glow to them but did not have an immediate reaction aside from becoming visible. Maddox changed his hand positions, bringing his hands together in a clap. "Autumn Equinox!" The circles began to glow brighter now and a plume of light erupted from the circle. The light blasted through the building above it, continuing out into the sky like a beacon. The cylindrical light, despite a seemingly impressive power, had no further reaction. Rather it seemed to be passive. The space inside, where the shadow-like man was, was completely enveloped in light magic. The attack was designed to restrict and restrain an enemy, which was coincidentally Maddox's objective. Maddox let his hands down to his side and began breathing heavily. Why am I so low on magical power right now? I hardly exerted myself, he began to reflect. It has been a long time since I've trained or even fought at this level. I've been growing soft. That's not good. He looked up to Masahiko now. "This spell is the best I can do to stop him," Maddox confessed, pausing for a moment to breathe. "It won't last long. A minute at the absolute tops." The red-haired mage sat down casually now. "If he breaks out before then..." A smile formed on his lips and he began chuckling. "Then we're screwed. The spell will detonate and the explosion will probably finish off the building, likely without finishing him off. So..." The smile disappeared now as Maddox looked back to the pillar of light that encapsulated the shadowy figure. "I really hope that buys you enough time." With that, Maddox leaned backwards and laid down on the ground. "Because I'm pretty much out."
rekt
I have a shipping question: What is your number one anime ship?
Mine's been Gajeel and Levy for a long time. Also: should I wait for you to add Masahiko to your last post before I make a post?
Sabertooth. One noun. ;)
Ima get a post up in a bit. Doing some CS:GO.
Maddox was late to the outbreak of fighting with the Council... lol
I just thought I had good timing and kept catching the same one.
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