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6 yrs ago
Current All the guy did was change his pic to a swastika, say some entry-level /pol/ bytes, and changed his bio to basic slurs.
6 yrs ago
You know exactly who.
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6 yrs ago
I don't know why we can't blast both zoophiles and pedophiles at the same time. Two birds one stone.
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6 yrs ago
idk who needs to hear this but if you like women then you're gay, no ifs ands or buts
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7 yrs ago
I'm back.
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Bitch, I'm the best.

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Odinn Wierike


It seemed that Vega was able to avoid the Rift using magic of his own. He proceeded to send a chain out to grab onto Odinn, an attack the S-class mage could easily avoid if he felt compelled to but rather he simply watched as it began to wrap around him. The only thing Odinn did was slip his right arm through the binding chain, keeping it free from being pinned to his side. And with that free arm he grabbed the chain directly, holding onto it with a strength that kept Vega from manipulating him physically. Despite his unimpressive appearance, he was one of the strongest around. Vega would get some kind of hint based on this trait, but Odinn didn't wait too long to answer his question. He simply waited a brief moment because he saw Xy go for an attack.

"Eh, my name is Odinn," he finally answered after Vega had surrounded himself in armor. "And I used my magic to save your skin, believe it or not. It would've been much easier to just drop you off somewhere else." He kept a tight grip on the chain. Odinn was aware that it inhibited his magic, but he knew that if Vega really wanted to challenge him then he wouldn't need it. He didn't really want to be challenged, which was the reason for his relative inactivity so far, but since Vega didn't know him then he probably didn't understand the hot water he was about to step in. "These chains are a bit tight. If you let me go now I promise I won't dunk you in the lake. Can't speak for everyone else, however..."
I've got no real plans tomorrow. Just shoot me a PM when you've got the time.
@TheWindel I'm totally down for writing a collab.
Lucille Renfield


The grin on the vampire's face didn't fade even as Cernia denied her analysis. Lucille knew better. From the girl's body language to her own experience with children and teenagers. She had hit the nail on the head. The incoming threats seemed to do nothing to the older woman as she stood back to full height, looking down at Cernia with a smile. "I think you should think about your own face for a moment," Lucille told her before raising a hand to tap on her own cheek a few times. This gesture was her way of pointing out to Cernia that she was blushing, as if the girl mimicked Lucille and felt her own cheek she would feel the warmth of her own blush. It was also a polite way of telling Cernia that she didn't believe her.

"I might not look like it, but I've raised children of my own before," Lucille confessed, walking forward and past Cernia. She seemed to be slowly and casually walking deeper into the temple's property. But as she slowly walked, each step giving a click from her high heels, she continued talking to the girl. "You can't fool me, Cernia." After getting a few meters behind the girl and away from the crowd of Raijuu, Lucille stopped and turned around. "Are you coming or not?" The invitation was simple: to step away from the eyes and ears of Luciel and the gang of spirits. "We have so much to talk about. Unless... you're fine talking here and now?"
The Bank


The blonde Ward began striding into the bank, hopping over the tellers' counter and looking around. If the alarm was going off then the perpetrators must already be in the vault, considering the time it took to arrive on-scene. "Actually, Scarlet," Chroma spoke up, looking back to his partner. "You go back to the front and go around the building. Or over it. Something like that. If we're dealing with Capes then they might already be outside. Keep a lookout." His red-haired partner nodded in agreement and the two went their separate ways. Scarlet was to head outside and scout around the outside of the building. Chroma was to go further in, towards the vault. "Ah, but safety first." Chroma held his hands out in front of himself, a blob of dull grey paint forming in the air between his hands.

The shapeless blob expanded in size, becoming the size of an exercise ball, before floating back towards Chroma himself. The floating paint expanded and spread out over his body, covering most of him in the grey paint. While it still retained a wet appearance it didn't drip off him in the slightest nor did any one area appear to have more paint than the others. It was perfectly spread out evenly. Only his head didn't have the paint, though his mask was coated for some level of face protection. The grey paint had a consistency of steel. Usually a thin bodysuit like the one Chroma had wouldn't stop any kind of bullet, but now he was like a walking steel wall. He had a negligible amount of extra weight, so this was arguably better than standard military body armor.

As the now grey Ward approached the vault he was quick to realize that there were parahuman shenanigans going on. The back of the vault had a very visible hole in the wall. But it was a shapely hole, not like something made from an explosive. It was as if a square (or more properly a rectangle) was removed from it whole. "Oh boy, this is gonna be good," he mused to himself as he carefully stepped into the vault itself. With his white-washing plan there was nowhere to hide, so it took hardly a split-second to confirm that whoever was in the vault had already left. That, and there was a trail of fallen white-washed bills that led out the hole into the alleyway. Chroma peeked out the hole to see the missing chunk of wall was firmly embedded into an unfortunate car. He didn't dwell on that particularly long before letting his eyes follow the paper trail to...

A van behind an upturned chunk of concrete that had been supernaturally ripped from the ground. As soon as he saw the van it began to peel out, but there was nothing Chroma could do about that. Not the van, at least. "There's a van leaving from the alley behind the bank," he spoke into his earpiece communicator. Scarlet would have to handle that one. However his work in the alley wasn't done. The van left hastily and with peculiar timing. Not to mention the strange wall made out of road that covered the van. Why would the van need cover? He held his hands to his sides, large blobs of blue paint forming in the air next to his palms. As soon as they reached the size of basketballs, which took no time at all, he tossed them one at a time towards the general direction of the upturned concrete. The blue paint splashed across the ground along both sides of it, coating a large part of the alleyway in a dark blue. One could look at the wet paint and guess that it felt wet, but if anyone were to touch it they would find it supernaturally slippery. Applying weight on it was a good way to take a fall. And surely if one fell in the midst of the paint they wouldn't be able to get up without some kind of assistance. What made it even worse was the fact that touching it would get some of the wet blue paint on whatever touched it. It'd spread the slippery effect if one were to get it on them.

But that wasn't enough. Chroma produced even more blue paint and began lobbing it haphazardly along the alleyway. In all of a few seconds he had managed to coat most of the area in blue. Only a few places such as underneath cars or behind the upturned concrete were left dry, places that Chroma didn't have a direct line-of-sight on. "Toss your weapons and... well put the road back down! If you resist I'm gonna have to come over there. And I'll bring an ass-kicking with me! Don't make me do this the hard way, otherwise I'll make modern art out of you!" It was his standard threat. Desist or get beaten. While another glob of blue paint was floating in the air next to his left hand he began to walk forward, the blue paint vanishing underneath his feet right as he was about to step on it. This left a trail of footprints as he slowly walked up the alley towards the suspicious roadblock.
@Sho Minazuki Well a problem that lies in that is that Odinn can kinda walk all over many people. That's why he's S-class and generally respected. This does put us at a bit of a predicament here though in terms of what is or isn't canon now. Edits or retcons are gonna have to be made. Not a big deal, but slightly confusing. Particularly for me.
How would Vega be grabbing Odinn from the lake outside the town while Odinn's still inside it? How would he have heard him for that matter?
I have reason to believe that Hawlin probably is dropping out. Which is why I'm saying you should go ahead with it.
@TheWindel You should totally post.
Odinn Wierike


As Odinn managed to get his hands on a mug of beer he noticed that a situation was starting to arise nearby. From his seat at the liquor stand he rotated to face the Harpies and Golems that were about to go at it. Vega, again, was picking a fight with Ria. From his perspective it looked like Illedrith and Rei were going to throw down as well, even though that wasn't actually the case. He took a quick chug of his beer before looking away from them. I suppose I should actually do something. People are starting to get scared. When he faced them again, Kyuuten and one of his spirits had arrived and seemed to be attempting to diffuse the situation before it could escalate into an all-out brawl.

But that wasn't good enough. Alright, I'll deal with this now so neither of the Guild Masters will see this. As he brought the mug of beer up to his face again for a drink, two Rifts appeared. One above Ria and one above Vega. The spacey looking portals didn't linger much longer than a split second before they silently descended upon the two quarreling mages. Without warning or mercy they were teleported away from Luna Crescente, both of them appearing directly above the lake that surrounded the city with barely any distance to fall so as to keep them from getting hurt by the landing. Just like that he had de-escalated the situation, by relocating the problems. Surely people would've noticed him by now so he stood up from his seat and walked towards the others. Okay, now I've gotta come up with something witty to say... He took another chug of his beer before he approached the others, but the moment he finished he brought up his free hand to his forehead in a pose that many would find much unlike Odinn. "If you guys wanna fight, I'm gonna have to ask for you to take it elsewhere," he said, proving his lack of understanding of the whole scenario. The two Rifts that were on the floor vanished, along with the ones over the lake, eliminating the proof of his intervention.
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