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    1. Jarl Coolgruuf 9 yrs ago

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3 yrs ago
Current Ma! The sex roleplayers are being weird in the advanced tab again, Ma!
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6 yrs ago
Stack sats, print gats, distill vats, feed cats
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6 yrs ago
We here at Cyberdine Systems have heard your demands and we answer your cries with "BullyBot". With the push of a button you can now automate all of your cyberbullying. The future is here. Embrace it.
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6 yrs ago
>using the phrase "normie" unironically
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6 yrs ago
They always ask me, "What the fuck are you doing!?" but never, "How the fuck you doing?"
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In Godspeed! 8 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Antarctic Termite Fixed it and the fact I'm not the only person on the planet whp read Deltora warms that spot where my heart should be.
In Godspeed! 8 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Pelegath looked on with pity as his sister wept for her lost children. Had he something to offer her, he would have. Perhaps there would be something he could do for her in the future, but for now he had work to do. The new forest would have need of creatures to remove the dead and his children would make excellent caretakers. With a wave of his hand a surge of insects departed from his body and converged on the forest.

“Serve my brother and his creations well.”

He looked on as his children made their homes in the undergrowth and thought he might like a land of his own. Though he was not sure he could make a forest, he thought he might try his hand at creating a biome. He lifted both hands and in the distance, water bubbled to the surface and mixed with rot to form a boggy ground. The ground was almost as numerous as the shallow water the broke up the small islands of mud from which sprouted sickley trees.

The result was a hideous land that had the faint reek of death about it; the first swamp. Pelegath could not have been happier with his creation. A land to call his own, how wonderful.

The world was quickly expanding and it dawned on him that soon his small children would not be able to take care of the death that would ensue. He would need to create something larger, a beast that could feast on the dead without fear of sickness. Peeling four pieces of gray rot from his own body, he fashioned two pairs of large wings to carry his children over the land so they could spot the dead from the air. From there, he fashioned them bodies of the muck of the bog, feathers from the light and airy moss. The resulting creatures were a pair of large birds with jagged beaks for tearing flesh and powerful jaws to splinter bone. They would be the progenitors of a new species.


He gave their kind a name after a moment of thought.

“Akbaba, search for the dead from the skies.”

The feathered beasts took flight with twin shrieks and soared off across the newly formed swamp to find a home.



In Godspeed! 8 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
All the other gods are making mushroom shrines and sprites and shit and Pelegath's over here like:

In Godspeed! 8 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay



Through the door drifted a strange, rounded form. The new arrival was draped in sheets of gray filth that brushed the sand as it glided into the new world and did little to cover its criss-crossing frame. Droplets of a black slime fell to the sand in its wake and before it came an abominable stench but it seemed to be unaware of this or simply unconcerned. From the mass of branches and muck drifting above the sand sprouted something vaguely in the shape of a rounded, faceless head beneath a hood of grayish muck.

The head turned slowly to the left, than the right as the being inspected its new surroundings with innocent curiosity. How exciting to find itself in a new world! A sound reached the new arrival, a spoken name. It thought that sounded nice and it too desired to have something to call itself. There was a moment of consideration before a soft breeze drifted from the dark of its hood and gently proclaimed its name.
"Pelegath"
Had he a face, there would be a smile upon it. He had a name and a new world in which to... a new world to... What would he do? He heard a call, then.

“I am Aella, let’s create and nurture, Brothers and Sisters.”

"A blank world invites us to create," the Putrid One agreed

He knew if there was to be life in this new world, it would eventually wither and die. Even when living things are no longer among the living, they need to be cared for. The vessels left behind by death would need to be disposed of and so he set to work.

A pair of dead branches sprouted from Pelegath's form and descended the short distance to the sand. A gentle blue light stirred from the center of his form and quickly brightened more and more until the light spilled from his hood. Pieces of the gray filth clothing him fell to the sand as black sludge dripped from what could be called his hands. The filth and the sludge coagulated, mixed with each other and the sand to form a widening pool of putrid muck.

From the rot and the filth crawled a tiny creature with twin antennae and three pairs of legs beneath a flat, brown body. The creature shook it's sleek form free of the muck that birthed it and scuttled about for a moment. The first insect was born. Pelegath was delighted at his new creation and offered his hand to it. The insect promptly scurried up his arm and into his body where it made its new home among the tangle of branches. His children would claim what was dead.

“From death, there will be life”

Following the first bug came more like it and others very different. Some flew while others skittered along the sand and they came in all shapes and sizes. Piles of bugs and worms poured from the muck and into the waiting arms of their father while those gifted with flight congregated into a buzzing cloud around him. He was happy with his creations but his curiosity was piqued when he saw the others creating as well and marveled at what they brought forth. What beautiful things they were crafting! This new world would surely be a splendid place!

Again, he turned to the pool and now dipped his hands into the slime. His children would need help reclaiming the dead and so he formed what was to be called mold. The mold grew and prospered in his hands, spreading along his arms and developed many shapes and colors. There was still much more work to be done, but this was a start.

In Godspeed! 8 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
In Godspeed! 8 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Pyromaniacwolf you know it
In Godspeed! 8 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Ay have a thing

Yeah, this place is dead
@AdvancedJ3lly Seems pretty dead
@Jbcool I commented 1 reply before so I'm not a good candidate
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