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1 yr ago
I need to remember to get a new SSD for wilds and other stuff. NGL I'm hating the era of new games hitting +100 GB. Regardless, I'm glad that MH has blown up and no longer niche
2 yrs ago
Genshin being allergic to melanin amuses me greatly
2 yrs ago
It's gonna be gas. Can't wait to see what sort nonsense you can pull of in focus mode with the funlance and hunting horn. Also, looking forward to new monsters to skin and wear as hats.
2 yrs ago
The zaza got me talkin’ like Pingu
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2 yrs ago
Shoutouts to the degenerates that love hand-holding
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Just some rando. I'm 20+ so no worries about rping with a kid.

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MercuryHg34 said
Also, please explain what you mean by inflation.


Let me start of by saying that it's cool and all that you two are making a homebrew system. However therein lies some issues. The first one being that things change from a video game environment to a pen and paper rp environment. And in particular the handling of general maths and numbers with your mechanics and mechanics themselves. With video games you got the machine handling the maths and mechanics which means the devs can afford to put in a bunch of fiddly bits. Now on the tabletop side of things; everything is handled by people which adds error and a little bit of slowness, also you can abstract things.

I know you guys are all insistent on handling the crunch. But as one GM from another excessive amounts of fiddly bits isn't exactly the most fun thing to run and runs the risk of bogging things down. And I'm seeing you guys use odd and large numbers in places where most systems don't really use and clunky odd maths with stats and generally unnecessary and complex subsystems that could be handled in a more abstract and easier manner that won't get bogged down. And it's not just system being clunky it's also the needless delay it's causing as you guys build more and more.
Cool and for autobots?

Where's the plot?
Yeah what he said.

Kinda waiting on you to GM stuff for both sides to have something to do as opposed to just sitting around
Yes you will need to defend. And depending on your rolls it might be a little anticlimactic.

Also Dino has reminded me that in the game rolls of 1s are not added up.
Also posting soonish
And then the autobots seizing upon the Decepticons' laziness found the great macguffins of macguffins and used it to finally beat them and save the the day. Along the way wits, strength, inner strength, and relationships were put to the test. Also eventually they had a bitching dance party but the budget ran out and instead it's being put out in a direct to DVD movie.
The stony angel wasn't quick enough to dodge the salaryman's fury as it took a briefcase to the face. It then joined the other angel which was floating higher than the rest as it open a burst fire upon the elf. [Power move with multiple strikes] http://orokos.com/roll/209067. Meanwhile the man in the hat's time had come. Letting out a good old fashioned "TOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" his hand seemingly flicking the sword up and down as he charged at the pack of the three angels. Who had their defenses left wide open after being exposed to Defendia's barrage of shields. http://orokos.com/roll/209075. Sliding into a cool pose as he did a ridiculously slow sheathing he turned his back to the angels. The first one simply crumpled to the ground while the other two flailed around sort of helplessly before exploding spectacularly.
Updated list of things needing to be killed

Me:
Parser
Enemy #1
Zero
Enemy # 2
Enemy # 3
Enemy # 4
Rance
Enemy# 5
Enemy#6
Descartes
Otomos
enemy #7
enemy #8
enemy#9
Wyvern
enemy #10
enemy#11
The angel being grasped within the brawny elf's grasp could whirr furiously and impotently as his rippling muscles overcame its rock hard construction. As its surface started to crack and crumble with violent sparking before it disintegrated like a stale slice of bread being ground. Another one was easily cleaved exposing a funky colored energy beams arcing between the two pieces before exploding.>Implying GM game balance Defense

Just then one of the angels did the unexpected! It's wing began to bend and shape into some sort of crazy looking spiraling barrel as it began to tilt to position the new structure downwards and pulsating colored lines began running down the sides as it aimed itself to Freya. Power move It also began to sluggishly hover upwards high enough to avoid most melee attacks. Flying upwards
And congrats on Rance for not only getting first knockback but also the first kill in the form of a oneshot.

Your Ms paint sticker shall be delivered eventually...
The first statue managed to perfectly match the movements of the incoming shields to dodge them all. One nearby the first statue was about to make it but got hit so hard it got thrown into a nearby wall as chunks of rock and sparks littered the already cluttered streets. Another one near that one fared a bit better. One however got absolutely pummeled as it was about to start dodging but got tripped by a shield which let it get hit by another and another until it exploded gloriously. Last two that were being affected by the barrage managed to dodge all and the other only managed to get slightly roughed up.
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