Jerkchicken

Mobile Suit Gundam: Extend

Could I be a space trucker who ends up hijacking a Tallgeese and fighting curing cancer with it?

Let's B!tch. I feel it's a healthy release for our roleplay annoyances 2.0

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Invocation of the Divoria: The unfurling wings of Ondulish

Turn order list is:
Rance
Zero
Lindow
Jerk
Descartes
wyvern
Angels
Boss
Otomos
Parser

Invocation of the Divoria: The unfurling wings of Ondulish

It's cool I just didn't get the reference to Borderlands 2.

For true doom murder heads only: A human occupied landfill short campaign

Nah you can chose the totem or roll if you want I don't care. For there will be plenty of rolling in the char gen

Invocation of the Divoria: The unfurling wings of Ondulish

Oto

This isn't D&D or even closely resembling it.

However if complaints are sufficient I could change to Anima which is pretty D&D

Invocation of the Divoria: The unfurling wings of Ondulish

wrong dice type

It's a d6 not d10

Invocation of the Divoria: The unfurling wings of Ondulish

More like you're not rolling 10 dice.

You got a cap of 5 extra dice for your attack roll. Also remember you can't use the same abilities for damage adding and attack rolls

Invocation of the Divoria: The unfurling wings of Ondulish

Apologies for being a lazy bastard about updating.

Anyway yeah I nerfed the fuck out of descartes no rolling a mass of 10 d6s for combat anymore. Now he's capped at adding 5 dice to his base 2d6 roll.

Also I emailed the writer of this rules and got a response.

Also roll initiative

Invocation of the Divoria: The unfurling wings of Ondulish

The angel didn't stand a chance as the elf's massive strength brought an end to its pitiful attempt to escape. With nothing but stony shards littering the floor it seemed like this small group had achieved victory. However the rest of the city was still in chaos as flames were everyone along with other people valiantly attempting to fight more of these things in the distance.

The high priestess Kael could only watch on in horror as the city was being destroyed. It was as if the gods that day abandoned them or even worse. That they had angered them somehow and this was a form of divine retribution. From the heavens aboard of some sort of odd mechanically flying squid rode a man in grey kinda spiky yet smooth armor. His voice rang out to all in a deep booming authoritative manner, "You have managed to fight some of Steinwaffen well, but you shall not last. Priestess of Celes hand over the Tears of Vaily and-"

The man was cut off by the priestess, "The Temple of Celara will never hand out such an artifact to the likes of you!"

"Well see I was planning on calling off the attack," he said to her smugly, "But now it seems we're just going to have excavate to your holy catacombs and take it be force. However there's something I must do first." Hovering over to the group on his squid thing he then approached the Elf. "I see you are quite skilled in the arts of hoisting, however you seemed to work up quite a sweat though. Don't you know cardio... kills gainz?" He smiled wickedly as he palm blasted him with the most foulest of energies. His Brotons being sucked out and replaced with DYELectrons and his gainz slowly shrank until he was half as swole as he used to be.

Flying away with a ball of his holy gainz energy he then flew away as he whistled. The skies seemed to clear of the flying menaces but only for a bit. A horde of the stone angels then began to congregate over the city street as they became a massive shapeless blob. Which then reshaped itself into a stony robotic spider monster with twelve glowing soulless eyes and a pair of large drills came out of its head. Accompanying the spider was five more angels that seemed to be acting as meat shields.