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1 yr ago
I need to remember to get a new SSD for wilds and other stuff. NGL I'm hating the era of new games hitting +100 GB. Regardless, I'm glad that MH has blown up and no longer niche
2 yrs ago
Genshin being allergic to melanin amuses me greatly
2 yrs ago
It's gonna be gas. Can't wait to see what sort nonsense you can pull of in focus mode with the funlance and hunting horn. Also, looking forward to new monsters to skin and wear as hats.
2 yrs ago
The zaza got me talkin’ like Pingu
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2 yrs ago
Shoutouts to the degenerates that love hand-holding
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Just some rando. I'm 20+ so no worries about rping with a kid.

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GM Railroad in effect CHOO CHOO

I just halved the bonus of the kamikaze attack so I guess it's boosted by a third? Regardless it's still a large amount of dice but not as huge as it could have been. But yeah it should be pretty much dead now cuz it has no defense.

Right so from Zero and Lindow I need to know the degree of coverage so I can tabulate the damage or lack thereof from the attack
Depends, but remember so long as you got endurance you still can fight but just can't use power moves or anything using endurance too much.

Anyway Im just gonna tell you your damage incurred ooc for the sake of simplicity.
The grenade manages to catch the spider within its holy blast radius and gives it a decent enough punishment. The incoming briefcase smackdown is less successful as a stray leg blocks the attack in a mechanically precise manner. defense: 4 defense: 12

Acting fast the man in the hat quickly draws his sword and hastily makes a slice at it. Unfortunately it seems his precision was off as it only gets parried by yet another appendage of the massive mechanized monster.
defense: 12 atttack: 8

The monster sensing its time drew near by the way they had hacked away at its exterior began to glow. parts of the armored shell began to shift and move as currents of brightly colored lines showed all over its body. And these currents began to flow faster and faster as its tail began to gather energy. Until it reached its buildup and released a massive thick lazer beam of bright almost white blue color that swept the streets and damn near hit everyone involved. Suicide attack: 15 aimed @Freya's puppet, mariachi samurai, Wrassling, Jack, Freya, Thyr.
The surrounding area of that attack was needless to to say ruined. But however there was a silver lining to be had after such a mighty attack the spider stood still. Well somewhat still as the attack had left it jittering as visible sparks and electrical arcs and what not were coming out of it as well as a great big plume of steam too.

defense roll corrected:6
Matters not as I'm still gonna have to post
Mine
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Skipping Descartes cuz he's been AWOL and not waiting two months for his response and another two for next round
dibs on it just works
I don't really care one way
The battle was certainly taking its toll on the robotic arachnid as it managed to to absorb both the blows of not only the magic shield but also the rain of knives. Part of its array of eyes soon lost their dangerous red glow when some of the knives managed to crack or damage the aforementioned area. Such was the shock of such a lose of its sensors that it momentarily caused the scorp-bot to flinch as its tail laser flickered off for a moment.
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