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1 yr ago
I need to remember to get a new SSD for wilds and other stuff. NGL I'm hating the era of new games hitting +100 GB. Regardless, I'm glad that MH has blown up and no longer niche
2 yrs ago
Genshin being allergic to melanin amuses me greatly
2 yrs ago
It's gonna be gas. Can't wait to see what sort nonsense you can pull of in focus mode with the funlance and hunting horn. Also, looking forward to new monsters to skin and wear as hats.
2 yrs ago
The zaza got me talkin’ like Pingu
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2 yrs ago
Shoutouts to the degenerates that love hand-holding
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Just some rando. I'm 20+ so no worries about rping with a kid.

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Name: Miercoles Guanabana

Nicknames/Aliases: n/a

Gender:M

Birthday: Quadeceimus of the 7th moon under the sign of the thousand drunk rabbits

Age: twenties

Class:Spellsword

Occupation: Bard/wandering warrior

Species: Human

Appearance:
The man himself is clearly foreign as indicated not only by that warm latte skin tone but also his accent which has been muddled to keep it ambiguous. He is a man of average height and in good physical condition due to his prior training. He carries little aside from a black rectangular box strapped with rope on his back and his sword in an elegant scabbard.

Clothing Style:
A sharp dressed man from way outta town who proudly wears his group's uniform. That being: A matching midnight blue jacket with a white shirt and pants embroidered with an natural elemental motif and with some silver decorations on the latter end of the sleeves. And most importantly a hat worn low that gives off that sexy and mysterious wanderer vibe.

Personality:
Mixes business with pleasure but with and edge towards going business first. Not necessarily a nice guy and seems quite aloof due to possessing a certain type of capriciousness like the wind as he goes where he wills with only the barest of direction save for when he's focused on anything related to the bars.

Likes:
Money
Booze
Making progress on his goal
The ripples across a pond under the light of the full moon on a clear sky
Dislikes:
Hindrances
Bad busking sessions
try hards

Past/History:
Hailing far elsewhere in a sunny place, he's made his way through the lands as he continuously tracks down the thieves that stole a priceless artifact of his group. But what does that even mean? Well rewinding back he was just a regular kid playing around until one day he saw the warrior musician sect of his country. So not too long after he'd join in and things were good, he excelled in his training and got his own personal clothing making him a full fledged member. Things were all sorts of rosey until the sacred pilgrimage to retrieve the sacred bars, which are more a form of tablets. That is until the bandits attacked and stole their relic in the middle of the night. Now he's been piecemealing clues on to their direction and slowly recovered three of the eleven sacred bars. However his vow to never to return until he has them all back and the continuous travel has had some negative effects which in short has made him into a bit of a jerk.
Ok I see.

gonna make a character eventually calling... spellsword
So what is aura energy and what do you do with it?
Pretty self explanatory also it's Faiz but with alterations. The general gist is that monster attacks are happening and Smart brain is using the gears to combat and capture these monsters and shenanigans ensue as they enter your hands. And now you have to deal with this mystery of the monsters as well as dealing with the fact that you're probably not an approved Smart Brain Field Operative.


The pitch:
It's Faiz in AMERICAAAAAAA!

Beyond being Faiz in America set in some city it's also basically more or less the same vague storyline of magical cellphones and various technological toys that are secretly weapons and stuff with some alterations to make it less shit. Namely less fucking misunderstandings and other dumb bullshit but still keeping the beltswap and the rivers. Also Oprenochs are now called Zoanthropes because easier to spell and Guyver reference.



Game info & rules
-The amount of people will be limited since even with beltswapping there can only be so many riders & I doubt too many want to be secondary characters

-You can be a Zoanthrope

-There will be belt swapping and it will be contrived. Just like in Faiz!

- Regarding the "none core" suits, they will be playable. However the playable however the caveat will be they will come in later as like a consequence of escalation and advancement in rider gear techs which will lead to the movie suits being useable as well as the mook troop suits being given out like old candy way past its associated holiday.

-With the suits themselves the idea is there will be much swapping around but when all the selections are out there will probably like a "main" user or it might not be the case. I don't really care one way or another. However as it should be known by now the only thing that was passed around more than those belts was your mom.

-I don't do rules outside of the sitebased ones which you should be observing to begin with. However if there should be excessive squabbling I impose upon you all a great punishment.

Character Sheet

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[b]Backstory blurb:[/b] (I say blurb because I believe character stuff and should be demonstrated IC instead of exposited on the sign up. Also I won't read it if it's too long)
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Bug rose
"Who are you?" replied JC to the voice within in the cave. Somehow he knew that this probably wouldn't be a good encounter as he ventured further into the cave.

"WHOOOOOOOO AM I?!" replied back the voice boomed back as the ground rumbled and from the depths appeared an enormous serpentine dragon emerged. Its claws grasped the cold earth deftly as it wriggled in a swerving motion towards JC. The dragon's scales were dark and dull much like rocks of the earth around him. But his eyes shone with a fiery and most malicious light.

"So I see you're a dragon-"

He got cutoff by the arrogant dragon's next line of speech delivered in a sing song manner, "FOOLISH HUMAN I AM THE GREAT SCATHA! AND YOU FOOLISH HUMAN HAVE MET YOUR DEATH FOR TRYING TO STEAL MY BOUNTIFUL TREASURE! I WILL CRUSH YOU AND RESUME MY DIGGING!"

"Well how about you come face me outside so you can have a chance of dodging me trying to knock your teeth out?

"VERY WELL, I WILL HUMOR YOU ME AS IT WILL MAKE FOR A CHANGE OF PACE FROM GUARDING MY TREASURE AND DIGGING!"

Backing out JC felt quite ready for a fight. He closed his eyes knowing it would further make the dragon feel overconfident, and concentrated until he felt a weight on his outstretched hands. He opened them and he saw in his hands he had the Cactus Screamer G Rank version. "I'd use the fish on my back but frankly I like hammers better." he said to the dragon.

"A GREEN SPIKED BALL ON A BONE A HAMMER? YOU AMUSE ME TOO MUCH HUMAN! I'LL REND THAT BALL OFF THE BONE AND SKEWER YOU ON IT AND WHEN I AM DONE I SHALL TAKE YOUR FISH AS A PRIZE AND DIG MERRILY!.

While the dragon boasted to JC, he had already had his blow charged and as such walked up to Scatha and delivered a fierce overhead swing that positively rattled the dragon's head much to his surprise. The blow not stunned him but he felt pain a pain that he had never felt before as the hundreds of needles pierced his hardened skull and even worse he felt a pernicious force sapping his strength flowing through his blood. Roaring the dragon let out a jet of flames searing all that it touched and melting even the rocks around him. However JC"s instincts for this type of fight were well honed and he easily dodged that attack and he slammed the creature's head a couple of times before retreating.

"I SHALL BURN AND REND YOU INTO ASHES!" the dragon shouted literally frothing at the mouth as it's movement began to become even more agressive as it lunged at JC with snapping toothsome maw and occasionally making wide wild slashes with its front claws. Many a time the claws reached close to his lime to his hoodie. However he also was interrupted by JC's whirling attacks with the hammer as it smashed into his face and even broke some horns and scales off. When his finished his whirl JC saw the dragon flinch as a purple cloud hovered above his head. He reached into a pocket and produced a bottle which was flung to create a blinding a flash that stunned the dragon. Now at his mercy he pounded at Scatha's face with tremendous force until he let out a terrible death rattle and slumped over dead.

I'm up for a reboot
But is it deader than kenny?
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