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I need to remember to get a new SSD for wilds and other stuff. NGL I'm hating the era of new games hitting +100 GB. Regardless, I'm glad that MH has blown up and no longer niche
2 yrs ago
Genshin being allergic to melanin amuses me greatly
2 yrs ago
It's gonna be gas. Can't wait to see what sort nonsense you can pull of in focus mode with the funlance and hunting horn. Also, looking forward to new monsters to skin and wear as hats.
2 yrs ago
The zaza got me talkin’ like Pingu
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Shoutouts to the degenerates that love hand-holding
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Just some rando. I'm 20+ so no worries about rping with a kid.

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Knight
Job: noble
Warfare 5
Quest 2
Wit 2
Charisma 2

Hp:13
Capacity:2
Defense:9
Followers: 0/11

Skills:
Deed of Arms
Type Permanent
Target Self
Check None
At the start of Combat, designate an enemy NPC or Monster. During Combat, if you attack that character, increase your weapon's damage by 1D6. If the designated character becomes Dead or Unconscious, you may designate a new character.

Noblesse Oblige
Job Skill
Type Permanent
Target Self
Check None
During Combat, increase your Warfare by a number of points equal to the total of all Affection Scores towards you of all the characters in the same Area as you

Items:Blade, armor, ride, full course, & outfit
It was a day like any other within the semi-bustling Hospitality based kingdom of TKIF. Within the royal court/manager's palace the land makers looked over progress. Not a moment later did the doors bust in with a man in a chef outfit came in with a plea.

"Your honors I have come searching far and wide with my crew of workers looking for a new place to apply my skills in BOLD AND DARING ways! You kingdom's unique structure speaks to us and it is mutually fortuitous to cross paths. Even more auspicious is the remnants of a wondrous underground storehouse part of a bigger facility of an ancient kingdom is nearby. If you could clear the monsters out we can retake it and put it to great use."

Mission 1-objectives:

Murder your way through the cellar and beat the boss

Rewards:
8 Gs
1 Cook talent
20 population increase


I will begin tomorrow.

Perhaps I will toss in a character to help on the dungeon
Unless you're shooting for the metro khanate it's perfectly viable.
Name:Kahl Uuah
Age: 28
Sex: M
Race: Human
Concept: Zaubermancer

Appearance: A man of tanned skin and short black hair. He travels around in a cheery colored longcoat that covers up his semi-armored body. The amror and the coat are both made of treated hide. With the consisting of a chest piece and arm and leg pieces. Most peculiar is his eyepatch which does nothing. Originally wearing it as a deterrent against rubbing which ever eye was itchiest during allergies. He soon found it had an effect with people so he just rolled with it. His signature weapon is the Carcol Zauber a blade that looks like it was carved out of something with its raised surfaces that extend from a helix close to the bottom of the sword. It's size is large but super large and it lacks a crossguard

Personality:He's pretty laid back and chill. He's also fond of the sauce and claims that a stiff drink or two helps him fight better or at the least helps with the allergies.

Background: He doesn't like to talk about it for he says it was stupid and inane. But at least this world seems more up his alley.

Inventory: Booze, Snail Zauber, Med armor
Skills: Swordery, survival, zaubers, drinking, hunting monsters
Spells: Snail Zauber, stuff for being a gish
I don't know what magic to give outside of the vague descriptor/objective of: Is conducive to weeaboo fightan magic moves
Only thing you can roll for is the position in that mini-grid in the kingdom sheet.

Decide amongst yourselves the layout of the kingdom.
what do I need to add?
Any we got three people. Might as well start although this game will still be open to new people.

Anyway need to decide on name and where to put the kingdom stat bonus. Then I need someone to MS paint these two sheets
http://i.imgur.com/f502j5P.png
http://i.imgur.com/JPP58ix.jpg

Assemble the facilities and the corridors and don't forget the palace always is in the center.
Name:Kahl Uuah
Age: 28
Sex: M
Appearance: A man of tanned skin and short black hair. He travels around in a cheery colored longcoat that covers up his semi-armored body. The amror and the coat are both made of treated hide. With the consisting of a chest piece and arm and leg pieces. Most peculiar is his eyepatch which does nothing. Originally wearing it as a deterrent against rubbing which ever eye was itchiest during allergies. He soon found it had an effect with people so he just rolled with it. His signature weapon is the Carcol Zauber a blade that looks like it was carved out of something with its raised surfaces that extend from a helix close to the bottom of the sword. It's size is large but super large and it lacks a crossguard

Personality:He's pretty laid back and chill. He's also fond of the sauce and claims that a stiff drink or two helps him fight better or at the least helps with the allergies.

Background: He doesn't like to talk about it for he says it was stupid and inane. But at least this world seems more up his alley.

Inventory: Booze, Snail Zauber, Med armor
Skills: Swordery, survival, zaubers, drinking, hunting monsters
Spells: Snail Zauber, stuff for being a gish
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