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1 yr ago
I need to remember to get a new SSD for wilds and other stuff. NGL I'm hating the era of new games hitting +100 GB. Regardless, I'm glad that MH has blown up and no longer niche
2 yrs ago
Genshin being allergic to melanin amuses me greatly
2 yrs ago
It's gonna be gas. Can't wait to see what sort nonsense you can pull of in focus mode with the funlance and hunting horn. Also, looking forward to new monsters to skin and wear as hats.
2 yrs ago
The zaza got me talkin’ like Pingu
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2 yrs ago
Shoutouts to the degenerates that love hand-holding
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Just some rando. I'm 20+ so no worries about rping with a kid.

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I know how tabletop works and what a dungeon crawl is. I'm just curious what's the mechanics like for like playing and making a character.

Like do I just make something up and then you adjudicate the crunch?
Tell me more and I might join
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Which is one is token edgy class?
I see I'm just hoping they don't flake and prematurely kill this before we do anything.
next post when?
Rez internally winced slightly at the mention of bubble slimes for very obvious reasons, but it's not like they'd be out of luck. There was a priest in the group and he had bought some restoratives prior to this meeting. He silently walked along with groups as they stepped out of the castle and made their way to the village which was further away. He only stopped when he saw one of the girls in the group stop and introduce herself.

"I'd rather we'd get the job done and then do introductions after we're all tired from leaving slime splattered on the ground." Rez said. After saying that he started moving faster to the direction of the town as he re-fastened his headband. His mind was set on picturing the eventual flow of events leading to victory. First they'd arrive at the village and see all the slimes overrunning the place, a battle ensues with everyone hopefully pulling their weight, then a well deserved breather at the tavern, then a return to town to get that payment.
Rez rose and swaggered to center of the group after the king spoke. After doing a curt bow he said, "Your Honor, if I may ask? Are these just your average slimes or the slime family as whole? If it's just your garden variety slime then it shouldn't be too hard, however if other species are involved... things might get stickier." Rez waited for the king to answer while tried to do some sort of risk/reward analysis. Having more types meant a chance of receiving better compensation, but it also hinged on the amount being manageable and or not getting bodied by tougher enemies.

It's a non-issue
Name:Rez Varshin
Age: twenties
Gender: M
Vocation: Warrior
Weapon: Dual swords
Description: He's not particularly tall nor is he is super muscular rather being of average height and of an athletic build. His skin is a toasty brownish and is maintained that way by being outdoors constantly. He wears a bandana folded into a headband over his reddish colored hair. He ears grey-blue trench coat that has it's sleeves missing over a burgandy shirt and brown pants and boots.

Background: Rez came from a podunk village called Hayweedton. It's a primarily a farming village with it's claim to fame being a pickle eating contest. Rez, not being one for hard and humble work, lusted for a life of excitement and getting the hell out of the place. He turned his attention to becoming a guard against monsters and then tried to become a "monster hunter" of sorts who would venture to locations in need of having less monsters around. Eventually he would find someone with the time of day for him who'd teach him to fight and he'd settle on fighting with two swords. His reason for using such a style? Because if you can't look stylish while fighting what's the point?
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