@Jollan
I understand. I'll give you two hundred dollars for that switch. There you go. Now you've only spent $100.
Dang, this just turned into a $110 dollar sandwich
Jollan
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"let's devide by zero!"
(queue apocalypse)
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doing trade school online is like reading about a sport and expecting to be able to play it without practice.
6 yrs ago
- Last Seen: 1 yr ago
- Joined: 12 yrs ago
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Username history
- Jollan 12 yrs ago
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6 yrs ago
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doing trade school online is like reading about a sport and expecting to be able to play it without practice.
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7 yrs ago
Trade > bachelors
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8 yrs ago
Desire to type "git gud" intensifies...
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8 yrs ago
okay, watched the first episode of goblin slayer, not nearly as bad as what it was made out to be. Still a bit depressing but hey, saved 2 of 4 rookies, coulda been worse.
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8 yrs ago
So i figured out, as much as id love the equivalent of an anime doom guy slaying goblins, i dont like seeing the lovely anime chicas catch a case of the mutilation.
Bio
Why hello, you little stalker. As you can see above I have recorded your visit for potential future stalking purposes. In that list you may find some other recent stalking victims. You may wonder, "Oh no! I've been caught! Whatever shall I do! What will become of me!" Well... I can assure you nothing....as in really...nothing. Except the fact that you may have wasted a precious few moments of your life with this bio. In this, I can say for every person that reads this, I have stolen that moment in your life that you could have been doing something else. Anything really.....Are you still here? Shouldn't you...I don't know, be posting in one of your RPs? I'm sure somebody is waiting for your response, it might even be me. You are procrastinating aren't you? I know I am. At the very moment I typed this I was supposed to be writing papers for class. See? Now I've been wasting time on both our accounts. Look what you made me do.
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Ok, that is enough stalking...
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There really isn't anything else here...
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I'm gonna call the police...
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(What's the number for 9-1-1?)
Most Recent Posts
Dang, this just turned into a $110 dollar sandwich
When they find out what I've done
I'll be disowned as their son
My funds are now low, as I feared
I'll have to leave and shave my beard
Ok, I'm done lol
I'll be disowned as their son
My funds are now low, as I feared
I'll have to leave and shave my beard
Ok, I'm done lol
I know the switch will be really fun
I bought it while on a sandwich run
Oh my God what have I done
Y'all, seriously, help, I spent $300
I bought it while on a sandwich run
Oh my God what have I done
Y'all, seriously, help, I spent $300
I got a gyro and a chiken cordon bleu, yed... THEY HAVE THE MEATS! Also i somehow, ....maybe, ... accidentally, ...inadvertantly, ....
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Bought a nintendo switch
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Bought a nintendo switch
I gonna grab some food, and then I'll come back and post..... I'm thinkin' Arby's.
I think its hilarious just how chill all the vampires are today, just hanging out in the library reading and thinking "f'n werewolves" hahaha
@KazAlkemi Drake is bleeding from the gut and being interrogated, no can do, lol.
Dremmick Valswei
Dremmick was just about to sneak out when he saw a portal start to open up. 'That would sure beat sneaking my way out of the country,' he thought. He would have to run as soon as he went through the portal, however, if he had a bargaining chip, it might make it easier should he be caught. He scanned across the great hall and saw a number of bodies both seraphim and Nero soldiers. At that moment, he had an idea, he needed to get the fallen seraphim back on their feet, though he didn't have time to apply field medicine, and he could then use them as his bargaining chips.
Dremmick drew his sword breaker and pulled his hood down enough to shield his eyes from any of the seraphim. With a short quiet chant, he summoned up his necromancy magic, making his right arm glow a pale gray color. He then made his way into the fray, hopefully taking the Nero by surprise, since he was coming from behind them in the first place. He would start with the few archers, since they would be a pain while trying to run. His plan was to use his sword breaker to catch or deflect blades, and use his necromancy to rip the life force out of the warriors, which would make his arm glow more the more he collected. As he would fight, he would replenish the life force of those fallen, as long as their bodies were enough in tact enough to move, just enough so that they could escape, because he didn't have enough time to fully heal all of them. After telling them to move for the portal, he would then disperse the remaining gathered life force, removing the glow from his arm, and escape with them. Hopefully, then, he may be able to slip away from the chaos at the other end of the portal. Hopefully seeing their fallen comrades alive and well enough to make it to medical treatment should keep them busy enough for him to slip out noticed.
hmmmm, that portal looks like the fastest way out, though Dremmick may have to book it as soon as he goes through
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