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Canadian English Teacher
Deep fascination with anything relating to medieval Europe, or ancient Greece

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<Snipped quote by Willy Vereb>

I know he said he regretted blocking your idea so harshly, but I dunno if he changed his overall stance on the issue. I never knew about the jets, and while you could easily be right, we just gotta stay with that steampunk a e s t h e t i c, so I personally would say no to jet engines. Right now, at least. As time moves on, we might eventually reach that point.




Your move, weeb ;p
<Snipped quote by Keyguyperson>Calling for aesthetics would feel like a buzzword made to fit one's own subjective view and pretend there's some truth in it.
Aesthetics is the same bad excuse we have for fantasy gun bans and other ridiculous actions because the person in charge would suffer from limited imagination.
I am talking in general terms here so don't worry I don't really accuse anybody. Just disagree with limiting creativity only because that doesn't fit one's narrowed down idea on the genre.

Aliens in steampunk. You can make a case against it, even if it isn't exactly right. Arguing that a piece of technology which was long available by the chosen time period should not be used due to arbitrary reasons? That's pretty hard to justify. Especially when introducing things which were never even thought about back then.
As I said about the only way steam engines can propel aircraft if they are the steam equivalent of turboprops.


Yes, this is subjective. You're dealing with the subjective imagination and creativity of an entire group of people, and the majority in the group thinks that martians and jet engines don't match up with their vision of this world. At the end of the day, I'm gonna cite Democracy. Strike a compromise for now, so as to not ruin the immersion of your fellow RP'ers. Down the road, as the story (and the technology) advances, I'm open to anything. For now, though, please keep it in line with the stereotype that is upheld by your fellow players. Canvas biplanes, steamboats, zeppelins, souped-up blunderbusses and rifles.

If what you want from an RP is aliens and jets right off the bat, go make a Forbidden Planet/Barbarella RP.

You can keep arguing, but that's the verdict of both the GM, CoGM, and of your fellow player. I say, you can work them in down the line (preferably not in Africa or the New World), but not now. You gonna take it or leave it?
We've only been back at camp for a few hours tops.

~KL~


Huh, okay.
@duck55223 care to give your verdict on martians and jet engines? Just to settle it. It's your lore, and more clarity is always good.
The situation's gonna get a lot worse for the world before it gets better. A world without a Superman will seem like an afterthought when other heroes fall and lose ground to the nanomachines.

~KL~


So how much time passed while we were in camp? Can we count on the military for any support in battle?
As the briefing was underway, Xiu stayed near the back of the tent, looking down at her phone.

"Hey L", she typed thoughtfully. "Change of plans. They're sending us back into the city ASAP. Besides, if the situation gets any worse, you might want to keep those guns for yourself. Hell, you might want to leave town. Better safe than dead. If everything goes according to plan, I'll see you when this is over."

She read over it one time, and hit 'send'. She'd never be able to properly thank Lawrence, for all the help he'd given her, so she decided it was best to not thank him at all. Besides, he knew. How else could an unemployed immigrant, with the social skills of a xenophobic robot, have made such a name for herself. She had the most resourceful independent weapons dealer in the country behind her.

Finishing her train of thought, she glanced up at the other heroes, each ducking out of the tent to get ready for the upcoming mission. She decided to stay behind for a moment, till everyone else had left. Standing there by herself, she drew out her pack of American Spirits and a small metal lighter. Igniting the tip of a fresh cigarette, she took a long, deep drag, and meditated on the subtle nicotine rush.

Time passed, as she calmed herself, and mentally prepared for the upcoming battle. This would be her trial, and she intended to meet it with nothing less than perfection. Tossing the smoldering butt to the ground, she made her way out of the tent, looking for a ride. Then she saw it, a bulky, green, military jeep, with a mounted machine-gun on the top. It was a match made in heaven!

"Hey, GI Joe!", she shouted to the nearest soldier. "I require the use of that vehicle, immediately. Justice League business."

With a surprised salute, the soldier ran off to fetch the keys. By the time he returned, she had already planted herself in the driver's seat, and lit up yet another cigarette.

"Hey, while you're down there, fetch a couple boxes of nine-mill, five-point-five-six, and anything else you've got laying around. Just toss 'em in the back." she commanded.

Moments later, she was burning rubber down the road, giving it a test drive while she waited for the other heroes to assemble outside the city. She took a scenic drive through the area, and waited.

Moments later, as Batman, Wonder Woman, and the other heroes assembled for their next attack, she cam screeching to a halt in front of them. Her stacks of assorted ammunition rattling and tumbling around the cab.
@Jotunn Draugr Please add me to the remaining areas of pseudo Russia, I'd do it my self but I'm doing this from an iPhone so MS paint doesn't rly work


Sure thing!



Now can you come up with a name/history that's not from something actually historical? That's a rule of the RP, that this isn't Earth. Things are named differently. China is "Da Nanguo", Japan is "Akitsukuni", Germany is "Lancia", Russia is "Muskova", etc.
Da Nanguo's Northern Border


The evening sky was deep grey, and a light fog remained suspended in the air. Shang sprinted through the thick treeline, panting heavily. His ears and nostrils stung from the cold air, and the strain of his journey.

"Where was it... from here", he wheezed to himself, his eyes darting about.

Shang was looking for a break in the trees, something man-made. He knew he was close. For the sake of crown and country, he had to be close. Onward he ran, stumbling over the thick roots and overgrown bushes.

THERE! Through the trees, just a few yards away. A glimpse of red. That was the outpost. With all the energy he had left, he sprinted for the clearing. Bursting through the leaves, he collapsed in front of two startled guards, each carrying a feathered spear. They glanced down at him.

"Who the hell are you?" said one. "This is government land."

"My name... is Shang", the intruder gasped, looking up at the two men. "I bring news for General Gao. One-five-one-ten."

Hearing the dialectical code, the guards furrowed their brows.

"Alright, come inside. He's been waiting."

With a sigh of relief, Shang rose to his feet, and walked into the outpost with the two guards. It was an impressive facility. The large wooden walls that encircled the station were decorated at every corner with a bright red banner, bearing a traditional symbol of good fortune. Through the front gate, Shang saw a series of bunkhouses, an armory, an archery range, and the commander's office at the center. It was late in the day, and the majority of the soldiers were resting, leaving the courtyard empty. The guards escorted Shang up to, and through, the front door of the commander's office.

Once inside, Shang saw Gao, sitting at the far end of a large wooden table, accompanied by the outpost's commander, and an Akitsukuni official. They seemed to have been halfway through a conversation on border security between the two nations. The general looked up at Shang, not immediately recognizing his face. This wasn't surprising, given that Shang had been out of the country, and under cover, for a couple years.

"Yes?", the general inquired.

"Wo-gao-se-ni-yi-wo-yi-shi", Shang responded in Nanguo dialect, with as thick of a local accent as he could manage, to ensure the foreigner wouldn't immediately understand him. "Ta-men... bu-shi."

The general's eyebrow twitched in response.

"Excuse me, my good man", he said to the dignitary, rising from his chair. "This man has a letter for me. Just a moment. Ni-shuo-yi-wo-yi-shi-ma?"

"Shi-de", Shang responded, as the general made his way around the table, passing behind the Akitsukuni man.

"Hao-ba", the general commented. "I have your delivery fee here", he said, pausing to reach into his shirt. "Eighteen, right?"

"Yes sir", Shang answered.

"Good", said the general, withdrawing a knife from his shirt, reaching around the dignitary from behind, and slitting his throat.

The representative collapsed forward, gurgling blood as his head thrashed on the table. The general and commander both smirked at the sight.

"Pompous swine, comes in a one-man carriage, demanding all kinds of concessions from our border guards. I was praying for an excuse to kill the bastard. Now, we can talk without unwanted attention. What's the damage? Is the squad dead?"

"I'm afraid so, sir, but it's worse than that." Shang stated.

"Worse?" Gao growled inquisitively.

"They've captured Ma Long."

"The recruit? Are you sure?"

"Yes sir. He ran from the fight, and I saw them leading him away as I made my escape."

"Shit", the general commented, thoughtfully. "... Shit! What did he know?"

"Nothing, sir. I told him only what was necessary for the mission. But, he was at the briefing with you personally. The devils may have your name." Shang explained.

"Hmmm", Gao pondered. "Alright, we're going North. The situation is still salvageable. They can't tie this to the Emperor. Commander!"

"Yes sir?" responded the seated man.

"Congratulations, you're now second-in-command of a rogue military faction. Da Nanguo's northern guard is moving ahead with the war. We're taking the fight to the devils, and keeping the Emperor safe while we do it. Tell the men that they no longer answer to the crown, but that their general is leading the resistance. And get them mobilized! We're reclaiming the demilitarized zone!"

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The South Han Sea, off the lower mainland's coast


Admiral Pan stood at the bow of fleet's crown ship. The cool breeze of the sea washed over him. The sky was clear, and an orange tint hugged the horizon. Between that edge, and the Admiral himself, lay the entire royal fleet, in all its glory. Countless ships, trimmed in gold, iron plated, each outfitted with enough firepower to bring down the side of a mountain. Reveling in this power, Pan drew a small ornate bottle from his pocket. He removed the bottle's cap, lifted it to his nose, and took a deep sniff. The foul stench overwhelmed his senses, and yet brought a sensation of peace and rejuvenation.

This strange substance, snuff they called it, was being imported in massive amounts from the West. They said it was good for the stomach and mind. Pan doubted these claims of health, but it sure made him feel relaxed. From behind him, the sound of footsteps approached.

"Admiral", a young voice cried.

"Wei?", he responded.

"A pigeon of the Emperor has arrived! He's ordering that we mobilize the fleet!"

The Admiral grinned.

"Finally.", he hissed. "Where to?"

"Just East of the Great Trade Island, out of sight of devil patrols, but ready to advance on their southern tip."

"By the will of the Emperor, may his reign be eternal!", Pan boomed, spinning around and jogging back to the ship's helm.

quick qestion for the GM, how do you want us to add ourselves to the map?


MS Paint...

Or tell me where you want to be, and I'll add you to the map.

<Snipped quote by Jotunn Draugr>Well, Martians caused a bit of a fight back during the beginning which is why I asked if they are fine now.
Basically if I were to do Martians they'd occupy Congo or other African territories. They'd be few in numbers and would rely on human slaves instead. Story-wise imagine them if the invasion from War of the Worlds happen earlier but they botch up their math and they land stright within Africa. Most of their tech are either gone or cannibalized for more important equipment. Instead they rely on the same equipment everyone else has to build stuff. There are two differences.
1.) They can use the energy from blue coal to shoot heat rays. They aren't as great against armor and limited by line of sight but Martians are kinda adamant on these.
2.) They use "implants" that can be activated by the weak telepathy Martians have. It's either used to punish slaves by the device sending painful jolts when activated or there's a rarer type Martians use to allow a human to interpret their language and talk in their stead.

Otherwise things are mostly the same. You cqn just think of them as a weird nation not many people know about.

As for India I plan to make them much more advanced they used to be with chief developments in metallurgy (wootz steel and such never forgotten) and pioneer at the development of aircraft (by using duraluminum alloys). I am not that far ahead in their concept to tell you exactly how I plan to make them, though. Duck said post-WW1. Does it mean I can even build jet engines? Certainly they are much easuer than many other developments here (for example with blue coal the turboshaft engines makes the most sense rather than piston-driven propellers).


This really conflicts with the entire setting. I'm gonna say "no". This is Alt-History, not Sci-Fi.

I think jet engines would directly conflict with the tech levels of everyone else. Steam power, man! Steam power! Think late-Victorian, with some out-of-place tech directly resulting from coal-burning.

Hey, can is it ok if I join? I was thinking of takeing the left* half of Russia and say that the communist revolution during WW1 of this erth was not as much a success as the one in our world, and only manneged to take half of Russia


Sure, but could you make it in the North-West of Russia? Don't want it to interfere with the current history of the other countries.
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