45) What are wheat sharks
*Recommended you read this in the voice of David Attenborough*
The Great Wheat Shark is a small shark (the size of a baby) indigenous to the United States of America and differs from its cousin, the African Land Shark in that rather than inhabiting the sands of the Sahara it prefers to dwell in the wheat fields of Central America. The Great Wheat Shark like all sharks is carnivorous and typically is capable of surviving purely on the insects which attack the wheat it inhabits however recently due to the introduction of pesticides into the Great Wheat Shark's environment, it's numbers have begun to dwindle due to a lack of food.
Those who have survived have manged to by altering their diets consuming larger meals, these meals contain much more protein and energy than a Wheat Shark is ever known to have consumed and so it has over the recent years grown exponentially in size (some even reaching the length of buses), intelligence and consumes ever larger meals, some even dabbling in consuming humans. This has recently led to a phenomena known as Killer Wheat in which livestock, pets, children and in some cases in even adults disappear after entering the Wheat Fields. Typically they create patterns in the Wheat Fields (known as ''Crop Circles'') in order to attract attention, once investigated however those unfortunate enough to be there are swiftly consumed in a feeding frenzy.
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