Kafka Komedy

Identity.exe

Viral - Scott
Starting City || Plaza

Scott hummed to himself silently as he tried out his new form. Punching, kicking, walking, even more complex motions like cracking his knuckles (which, being a robot, made a cool decompressing sound) or flipping the bird. He was a bit surprised at the range of motion the game supplied. He heard from his mom that a decade ago, all you could do in VR was see through your character's eyes. Now you could walk in their shoes, really be them. It was pretty cool.

He decided he should probably also see what he could do that didn't include silently cursing people. The first order of business was his inventory. He didn't have much. The standard chassis model, a slightly busted hand mounted blade, and a shield. Most of the stuff was really cool, and had futuristic names like "Beam Katana." He also had a few skills. "Heaven Piercing Laser" sounded like the most badass one, in his opinion. There were also protective skills like "Semi-circle of Defense" and "Repair" for protecting friends.

Eventually he stopped looking at himself, and began looking at others. There were a ton of people doing very similar things, including another robot. He waved at his robo-friend, but the hunk of metal simply ignored him, walking off into a forested area. Probably the starting tutorial zone with some low level baddies. He visibly frowned, and rubbed his arm, both in-game and out. "Damnit. I totally let that guy walk off." He mumbled. He was going to make at least one friend to leave for the starting zone with! The only issue was, who?

Identity.exe

I gotta vote for my guy if it comes to a robot fight.

Have you seen the guy he's based on in action? Especially that meta-chainsaw. Brutal. I can't find a video right now but in the game it's in, against every single enemy in the game it's a OHK. Even the final boss, IIRC! And the final boss is THIS:

Hueg img warning.

@LHG100

Damn bro. I've never even seen the robot from the pic I used.

Anyways, it's official. Robo=paladin Vs. Robo-bandit rivalry is going to happen. Get ready for gundam fights everyone, this place is getting wrecked.

EDIT: Also, thank you Slendy! Go team Neil!

Identity.exe

@LHG100 Dude. My robot is totally gonna fight your robot. They're literally opposites, and also both wicked ass robots. Robots, man. Robots.

Anyways, I'm gonna start writing up a post.

Identity.exe

Aww damnit someone already did a robot.

Screw that! I'm doing a robot anyway! I was here first! Nyar!

@LHG100

The more robots the merrier! Go robots!

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are you sure you are not promising no promises

@LowKey123

What.

Darkness and Light

I want to wait, but that's probably because those are my bandits he's encountering.

Identity.exe

Alright. I'll try and get a post out tonight, but I'm going out to dinner and stuff, so no promises.

Identity.exe

SCOTT WORCESTER

Real Life Info

Name: Simon Worcester
Age: 15
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Homosexual

Occupation: Student

Personality: Simon is the epitome of the 'shy boy beginning to come out of his shell' trope. Though he is withdrawn and introverted, with motivation from people he has been able to display bravery. He has low self worth, and is very naive. Still, his natural awkward charm has attracted people to him occasionally, and he certainly doesn't try to push them away. He has a bit of a tendency for jealousy, but his heart is definitely in the right place.

Biography: Simon has been a naturally shy kid for most of his life. Since his parents were often very busy, and he was an only child, he was not very used to interacting with other children. Most of his life he was pretty ignored, certainly not picked on, but never really liked either. In middle school, someone finally became his friend. The seventh grader, Steve. He was a bit of a bad kid, and Simon could tell he had a rough home life. Still Steve and Simon helped each other out, and eventually Simon became less shy. He has had to move recently though, and now that Steve is not there to help him day to day, Simon has to try much harder to socialize. He got this game to sort of ease him into becoming more active and confident.

In-Game Info

Username: Robo_Warrior_Viral
Gender: None
Race/Species: Robot

Personality: Viral is a very shoot first ask, but ask lotsa questions later person. They are quite quiet, when not asking questions, but are almost always happy around friends. Their inquisitive and defensive nature leads them to be quite nosy, and Simon's true nature seems to leak into them, as they are more of a solider than a commander. They are also a bit clingy, but that's just because they love you.

Stats:
Teamwork [7/10]
Fitness [5/10]
Agility [3/10]
Stamina [9/10]
IQ [8/10]
Strategy [5/10]

Skills:

• Mechanic - Being a robot, they know tons about machinery. They can disassemble, repair, and reassemble lots of stuff.
• Pilot - They also know how to use most machines well.

Abilities:

• Heaven Piercing Laser - A large laser that deals fire damage.
• Repair - Restore a small amount of health, and provide a temporary +5% Movement buff.
• Semi-circle of Defense - A protective bubble that reduces all damage in an area by 30%

Weapons:

• Beam Katana - A large blade in the shape of an isosceles triangle extends from the back of their hand.
• Blast Shield - A wrist mounted conclave blast shield. Especially effective at blocking explosive and fire damage.

Class: Paladin/Robot
Recognition: A bit intimidating
Fame: They have just started recently, and have not accrued much fame.

Extras: Yes, that thing does have a mouth, and can ingest foods and potions. They're about 6'6".

Identity.exe

CS will be up later, maybe an hour or so. Didn't want to really do Adachi once I thought ahead, settled for 2huvania flan

@LowKey123

Flandre?

You are my savior. Thank you, my lord.

EDIT:

*runs arround nekkid*

@Unlucky0013

Wouldn't that be... Neko-kid?
_Sorry.

Identity.exe

do i see scott pilgrim stuff in that tank's cs

@LowKey123

This truly is the greatest day of Neil's life. Now he can finally be a giant robot and fight evil.

Identity.exe

I dunno why, but the idea of having a character as a parallel of Simon from Gurren Lagaan eventually evolved into that. I like how he turned out.