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5 yrs ago
Current So I guess I should've watched Firefly ages ago, huh?
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9 yrs ago
Bleed over my grave, and plunge in the stake. Don't give me a break, when you're on the take.
9 yrs ago
Expanding Horizons Players! Join up with The Reapers of Castletain if you're looking for a group to join!
9 yrs ago
Swearing in other languages besides the mother tongue is ceaselessly amusing.
9 yrs ago
The Second Labour awaits, and I am ready to pursue it. FEAR NOT FELLOW GUILDMEMBERS, I SHALL BRING YOU GLORY ON THAT DAY!

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I like language.

Speak to me.

And I'll tell you more.



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In Closed 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Zelosse My proposal is there for your consideration. I understand if you think we have enough teachers.
Hey all,

I was wondering if, for my first ever RP as GM, if anybody might be interested in doing a buddy-style, carousing romp through a medieval kingdom, as any character that loosely fits the setting, but that is required to have some kind of vice that gets them into trouble. I have a few ideas for plot arcs which could be quite funny. And I was also thinking of keeping with the traditional format wherein I post as the GM, and then you, the players, respond. If this is something you might have an interest in doing, please let me know.

If I receive at least two interested people, I'll make a proper RP thread. In addition, when you note that you're interested, let me know if you'd prefer free or casual as the category we go with. As a GM, I'll always offer plenty to go off of, but it's really up to you since I don't mind either.

Introduction to VII Vices of Vicaria




Vicaria, a land of Holy men. The province is known for its Ten Thousand Temples, and there was a time when the Vicarian Empire stretched across the Continent. Now though, the God-King has fallen on hard times, and the land is more tightly gripped by poverty, famine, hardship, and tight pants than ever. So of course, there's never been a better time to go on a kingdom-wide pub crawl! Grab your dice, your tankards, your coins, and your women! The Seven Vices of Vicaria will never be as sprightly as they are now, and there are good times for the taking! Be wary though, as there are many in Vicaria who would just as much like to bring you down to their level of misery, as you would like to rise high beyond it! The underworld may be burgeoning, but your adventures need not be shallow! Just step into Vicaria, grab an ale, and become the Debauchers of a Decade! The Carousers of a Century! The Mischief-makers of a Millenia! The Gods, of Pleasure, Excess, and Lechery!

Mayhaps Vicaria will fall, and another land, of freer people and desires, may rise from the ashes...


Update: Here's the link to the RP page! https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/163228-the-seven-vices-of-vicaria-casual-rp-mature-content
Well looking at the tally so far, we've got

A Scottish Nerd with Delusions of Grandeur (Don't look at me like that, it's obvious...)

A Chechen Writer who isn't going to put up with this shit.

A Meme Gandalf whose objective is to guide the Hobbits to Kekistan.

A Catgirl that has made her mission in life to make ventilation as deadly as possible.

Sounds like a pretty great acid trip to me.

:D
In Closed 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Zelosse My Gym Teacher proposal, Coach Manilow! :D

Also while I have your attention, I was wondering, it seems like we really ought to have some kind of proper map of the Academy, or at the very least a list of locations for reference, to make sense of everything. Is that something we should put together?

In Closed 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
I'm curious, do we need any more teachers?

As far as I know, staffwise there is;

Stargazer (Nurse)

Catherine (Philosophy/Math/Logic)

The Headmaster

Xavier (Chemistry)

So I would definitely be game to play a teacher also. It seems to me like more than anything we're missing...

A GYM TEACHER!

Can I make a gym teacher? PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!

Screw it, I'm going to make a proposal. It's going to be awesome.

In Closed 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Jideh watched with great amusement as the boy drew a caricature of him that was impressive both in its accuracy, and its purposeful exaggeration. He nodded approvingly and took a seat on the ground next to the boy. He reached into his pocket and drew out another granola bar.

"Hi Zeke, and sure, you can call me Yellow. Thanks for being a good sport, I bug everybody. The people who can take the bugging, and even dish out as good as they get, well those are the kinds of people I like to call my friends. So what do you say?" Jideh held out a new granola bar, both as a gesture of goodwill and to shake Zeke's hand.

"By the way, your abilities are super cool. Would you like to see what I can do?"

@Regitnui @Old Amsterdam
In Closed 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Regitnui I fixed it so that it makes sense now.
In Closed 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Regitnui I hope Zeke likes granola. XD
In Closed 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Jideh Basrah had arrived. It had taken him several hours to make his way to the Academy but the travel time was well worth the wait. The grounds were magnificent, awe-inspiring, and generally exciting to him. Lugging his bags anxiously towards a collection of buildings that Jideh guessed were the main part of the campus, he stopped in his tracks.

"A greenhouse?" Jideh asked, to nobody in particular.

Jideh dropped his luggage (a suitcase, backpack, and duffel bag) and made his way into the impressively large building. There was no lock on the door, and as he stepped into the moist warm microclimate, a thrill ran down his spine. The variety of plants that jumped out at him was staggering, and without further hesitation, Jideh set to cataloguing each specimen in his head. Here, there grew a Red Ginger plant, and there grew a Durban. He spotted all sorts of climbing vines and mosses on the walls, and as Jideh creeped along, he began nursing several of the wilting plants. A spurt of energy, nothing more, just to give them a spring in their leaves. A well-practiced hand dug into his pocket and pulled out an granola bar, which he crunched on noisily. As a child he despised granola, but ever since hunger had become a constant companion, his distaste had faded considerably. Especially given the high caloric content which he could take advantage of, when stuffing dozens of granola bars in his pockets on long trips.

Jideh's plant-growing, granola-eating, sprightly stroll through the greenhouse was interrupted when he spotted a figure through the mossy growths in the wall. Somebody else! Jideh would normally have ignored this person and continued about his business but this was a special occasion. He was at the Academy now! This person could be a teacher, maybe even the Headmaster! He'd heard so many rumours about Kano, as he was called, and frankly Jideh was terribly curious. Thus Jideh crept along the path and left through another door. He spotted a white-haired boy who seemed to shine very brightly. He was drawing with the light, pulling sunbeams out of the air! A Light elementalist, Jideh realized. As the boy flopped onto the grass and stared up at the sky, Jideh heard his remark about people.

"Well, as far as people go, I'm as weird as they come!" Jideh exclaimed, walking right up to the boy from behind, staring at his inverted features. "I'm Jideh Basra, and I like what you were doing with that light show over here. Can you show me more?" As Jideh ate his granola, a few crumbs fell to land on and around the boy's face. Inwardly, Jideh was shaking with laughter. He tried to maintain a straight face and gauge the boy's response and reaction.

@Regitnui
In Closed 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


Note: @Zelosse has confirmed that Flora is a specialization of Earth, however, he hasn't said no to anything previously discussed. So I'm going to go with it! :D
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