Kalleth — Roleplayer Guild

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5 yrs ago

Current So I guess I should've watched Firefly ages ago, huh?

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9 yrs ago

Bleed over my grave, and plunge in the stake. Don't give me a break, when you're on the take.

9 yrs ago

Expanding Horizons Players! Join up with The Reapers of Castletain if you're looking for a group to join!

9 yrs ago

Swearing in other languages besides the mother tongue is ceaselessly amusing.

9 yrs ago

The Second Labour awaits, and I am ready to pursue it. FEAR NOT FELLOW GUILDMEMBERS, I SHALL BRING YOU GLORY ON THAT DAY!

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I like language.

Speak to me.

And I'll tell you more.

Pierdolony = Fucking

Chuj = Dick

Pizda = C*nt 

Gówno = Shit

Dupa = Ass

Pieprzyć mnie = Fuck me

Skurwielu = Motherfucker

Grozny = Dangerous

Głupi = Stupid

Dobra, chodźmy. = Okay, let's go.

Dziewczęta luźno mówione = Loose-tongued whores

"Where'd you get all this?"

"Pierdolony Google Translate!"

Allows the re-ignition of a Soul Lantern at the expense of another, or alternatively, lights a path from the severed soul to their lantern, aiding them in their resurrection.

Requirements: 1 pouch / 1/2 pouch, applied to the corpse in question as well as the living sacrifice, taking 1 hour to prepare. Requires the surface area of the target corpse to be at least 20% intact.

A ritual to repair broken equipment, items, and other gear. Can also create entirely new gear, as per a schematic or blueprint. Requires "feeding" of ability magic energy to function.

Requirements: 1/2 pouch, applied to level, static surface, takes 30 minutes to prepare. Requires 4 square metres.

Area of effect raises ten-feet tall walls of blue flame in a design designated by the ritualmaster. Only effective barrier is the flames themselves, and they do not require the traditional necessities for flame, fuel, oxygen etc. Can be used underwater, in high-oxygen environments. The flames cannot start new fires, though they will burn like regular flames if they come into contact with something directly.

Requirements: 1/4 pouch, applied to any surface (must match the surface of the target area), takes 10 to 20 minutes to prepare. Requires half of a square metre.

A ritual which summons a being that reaps the target designated by the ritual. A summoning spell, woe be to those who err when attempting the cast this ritual. The smallest of mistakes can spell utter disaster.

Requirements: 1/100 to 1 pouch, applied to any surface, takes 15 minutes to prepare. Requires 1 square metre.

A ritual that employs and activates all the rest of Broggan's rituals simultaneously. Devilishly difficult to prepare, requiring days to properly organize, it is nevertheless, a potential game-changer when used properly.

Requirements: 6 pouches, applied to ritualmaster, takes at least 72 hours to prepare assuming presence of all necessary components. Requires 90% of the ritualmaster's body.

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In Caption the picture above → 9 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

In Give the avatar above you a Porn Name! → 9 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

White-Wolf-Bait-In-A-Bugatti!

In Slam Poetry Thread → 9 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Get Drunk
I find your prose dumb,
For lyrics need to sum up,
Feelings in your cups.

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In Closed → 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

@Raptra It's not exactly the best of posts, but I said I'd post and it's all I could come up with after today.

<Snipped quote by Stern Algorithm>

I am now much more scared of Catherine than I ever was of Jordan@CriticalHit

Why would you be scared of Ol' Manilow?

In Closed → 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

Between the lighthearted fresh-mess of DiaxFelix and the whateverthefuck of JordanxCatherine, this RP is developing a nice duality of aspects. Just, don't end up like Jordan and Catherine kiddies.

Though I think it ought to now be fair to say that they both bring their unique brand of fucked up to the relationship. XD

In Closed → 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

As Catherine lowered herself quite literally down to his level, Jordan heard the acid in her voice, corrosive and cutting. It was as though he had stuck his finger in an outlet and the electricity jolted through him, resting in his stomach, pooling there along with all the other feelings he could remember like the back of his hand, like the hilt of his rifle. 

The sound of students approaching was visceral, tugging at Jordan's guts and making his coil of regret and bitter feeling jump, even as he sat stock still. Catherine turned and Jordan looked away, eyes falling on the discarded water pistol. He frowned, bit his lip, and clenched his fist. 

Crunch.

The gun was unrecognizable, deformed and compressed by a larger than life fist of earth. The faint stains of pink paint had been abraded by the fist's grains, blurred to be illegible, but Jordan was nowhere near a state of mind to do anything more precise.

It only happened when she was around. The rest of the time, Jordan could sink deep into his chosen persona of joker, prankster, and all-around humour-driven scoundrel. It was after all, a significant core of his personality to begin with. But when she came around... That all fell away.

It was like she embodied the fight in him, in others, in the world. She was a task, an objective, a mission he had failed utterly. She was a person too, but Jordan's concern went beyond that. He was, or at least, had been, a fixer. He took situations so far gone, so incredibly beyond the pale that nobody could salvage them, and made them right. And Catherine Hargreaves was the one mission he'd failed. Maybe he couldn't help her. Maybe people weren't missions you could save, could repair with the right course of action. Maybe Jordan just wasn't the fixer he used to be. He didn't know. All he knew was that the damned woman had sucked away his vitality, had stolen his purpose, had RUINED-

Wait no, that had been him too.

A searing pain flared in Jordan's side, and he winced. The twinge pricked and itched and curled up from his ribs into his shoulder. Like if you ground sand in the ball joint and wore away the ligament... Have I done that before? Jordan got up, and oblivious to what the students were saying, silent in answer to what Cathy- To what Catherine had said, he stalked off into the gloom. 

Jordan's pain flared, and he rolled his shoulder gingerly. Despite the insistence by numerous authorities that his injuries were psycho-somatic, Jordan knew better. He had to get the sand out of his shoulder. Wouldn't do to have a gym teacher who can't pitch, or throw a right hook, or...

Or write an apology to somebody he's wronged?

Much like the water gun, Manilow suspected his attempts at an apology would also end up crumbled, erased, and abandoned on the ground.

@Stern Algorithm

In The Second Whenever Cross-Site Hunger Games: Revolution Edition → 9 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

So, will the slaughter begin now? Or next week?

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In Closed → 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

Finally got a post up. Sorry for the wait.

Catherine makes her reveal.@Stern Algorithm

YOUR HANDY DANDY FULL OF RANDY RICKROLLIN' RUSTLE-ROUSIN' TUMBLE-HOUSIN' SHENANIGANS HAS ARRIVED!

enjoy.

I like language. Speak to me. And I'll tell you more. [hider=Polish Cuss and Non-Cuss Key:] [i]Pierdolony = Fucking Chuj = Dick Pizda = C*nt Gówno = Shit Dupa = Ass Pieprzyć mnie = Fuck me Skurwielu = Motherfucker Grozny = Dangerous Głupi = Stupid Dobra, chodźmy. = Okay, let's go. Dziewczęta luźno mówione = Loose-tongued whores[/i] "Where'd you get all this?" "Pierdolony Google Translate!" [/hider] [hider=Azalore RP Extra Rituals][hider=Midgard Spark -] Allows the re-ignition of a Soul Lantern at the expense of another, or alternatively, lights a path from the severed soul to their lantern, aiding them in their resurrection. Requirements: 1 pouch / 1/2 pouch, applied to the corpse in question as well as the living sacrifice, taking 1 hour to prepare. Requires the surface area of the target corpse to be at least 20% intact.[/hider] [hider=Forge of Svartalfheim -] A ritual to repair broken equipment, items, and other gear. Can also create entirely new gear, as per a schematic or blueprint. Requires "feeding" of ability magic energy to function. Requirements: 1/2 pouch, applied to level, static surface, takes 30 minutes to prepare. Requires 4 square metres.[/hider] [hider=Flames of Muspelheim -] Area of effect raises ten-feet tall walls of blue flame in a design designated by the ritualmaster. Only effective barrier is the flames themselves, and they do not require the traditional necessities for flame, fuel, oxygen etc. Can be used underwater, in high-oxygen environments. The flames cannot start new fires, though they will burn like regular flames if they come into contact with something directly. Requirements: 1/4 pouch, applied to any surface (must match the surface of the target area), takes 10 to 20 minutes to prepare. Requires half of a square metre.[/hider] [hider=Call of Helheim -] A ritual which summons a being that reaps the target designated by the ritual. A summoning spell, woe be to those who err when attempting the cast this ritual. The smallest of mistakes can spell utter disaster. Requirements: 1/100 to 1 pouch, applied to any surface, takes 15 minutes to prepare. Requires 1 square metre.[/hider] [hider=Ragnarok -] A ritual that employs and activates all the rest of Broggan's rituals simultaneously. Devilishly difficult to prepare, requiring days to properly organize, it is nevertheless, a potential game-changer when used properly. Requirements: 6 pouches, applied to ritualmaster, takes at least 72 hours to prepare assuming presence of all necessary components. Requires 90% of the ritualmaster's body.[/hider] [/hider]

<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;">I like language.<br><br>Speak to me.<br><br>And I'll tell you more.<br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Polish Cuss and Non-Cuss Key:">Polish Cuss and Non-Cuss Key: [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none"><span class="bb-i">Pierdolony = Fucking<br><br>Chuj = Dick<br><br>Pizda = C*nt <br><br>Gówno = Shit<br><br>Dupa = Ass<br><br>Pieprzyć mnie = Fuck me<br><br>Skurwielu = Motherfucker<br><br>Grozny = Dangerous<br><br>Głupi = Stupid<br><br>Dobra, chodźmy. = Okay, let's go.<br><br>Dziewczęta luźno mówione = Loose-tongued whores</span><br><br>"Where'd you get all this?"<br><br>"Pierdolony Google Translate!"</div></div><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Azalore RP Extra Rituals">Azalore RP Extra Rituals [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none"><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Midgard Spark -">Midgard Spark - [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">Allows the re-ignition of a Soul Lantern at the expense of another, or alternatively, lights a path from the severed soul to their lantern, aiding them in their resurrection.<br><br>Requirements: 1 pouch / 1/2 pouch, applied to the corpse in question as well as the living sacrifice, taking 1 hour to prepare. Requires the surface area of the target corpse to be at least 20% intact.</div></div><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Forge of Svartalfheim -">Forge of Svartalfheim - [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">A ritual to repair broken equipment, items, and other gear. Can also create entirely new gear, as per a schematic or blueprint. Requires "feeding" of ability magic energy to function.<br><br>Requirements: 1/2 pouch, applied to level, static surface, takes 30 minutes to prepare. Requires 4 square metres.</div></div><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Flames of Muspelheim -">Flames of Muspelheim - [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">Area of effect raises ten-feet tall walls of blue flame in a design designated by the ritualmaster. Only effective barrier is the flames themselves, and they do not require the traditional necessities for flame, fuel, oxygen etc. Can be used underwater, in high-oxygen environments. The flames cannot start new fires, though they will burn like regular flames if they come into contact with something directly.<br><br>Requirements: 1/4 pouch, applied to any surface (must match the surface of the target area), takes 10 to 20 minutes to prepare. Requires half of a square metre.</div></div><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Call of Helheim -">Call of Helheim - [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">A ritual which summons a being that reaps the target designated by the ritual. A summoning spell, woe be to those who err when attempting the cast this ritual. The smallest of mistakes can spell utter disaster.<br><br>Requirements: 1/100 to 1 pouch, applied to any surface, takes 15 minutes to prepare. Requires 1 square metre.</div></div><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Ragnarok -">Ragnarok - [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">A ritual that employs and activates all the rest of Broggan's rituals simultaneously. Devilishly difficult to prepare, requiring days to properly organize, it is nevertheless, a potential game-changer when used properly.<br><br>Requirements: 6 pouches, applied to ritualmaster, takes at least 72 hours to prepare assuming presence of all necessary components. Requires 90% of the ritualmaster's body.</div></div></div></div></div>

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