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So I guess I should've watched Firefly ages ago, huh?
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9 yrs ago
Bleed over my grave, and plunge in the stake. Don't give me a break, when you're on the take.
9 yrs ago
Expanding Horizons Players! Join up with The Reapers of Castletain if you're looking for a group to join!
9 yrs ago
Swearing in other languages besides the mother tongue is ceaselessly amusing.
9 yrs ago
The Second Labour awaits, and I am ready to pursue it. FEAR NOT FELLOW GUILDMEMBERS, I SHALL BRING YOU GLORY ON THAT DAY!
Bio
I like language.
Speak to me.
And I'll tell you more.
Pierdolony = Fucking
Chuj = Dick
Pizda = C*nt
Gówno = Shit
Dupa = Ass
Pieprzyć mnie = Fuck me
Skurwielu = Motherfucker
Grozny = Dangerous
Głupi = Stupid
Dobra, chodźmy. = Okay, let's go.
Dziewczęta luźno mówione = Loose-tongued whores
"Where'd you get all this?"
"Pierdolony Google Translate!"
Allows the re-ignition of a Soul Lantern at the expense of another, or alternatively, lights a path from the severed soul to their lantern, aiding them in their resurrection.
Requirements: 1 pouch / 1/2 pouch, applied to the corpse in question as well as the living sacrifice, taking 1 hour to prepare. Requires the surface area of the target corpse to be at least 20% intact.
A ritual to repair broken equipment, items, and other gear. Can also create entirely new gear, as per a schematic or blueprint. Requires "feeding" of ability magic energy to function.
Requirements: 1/2 pouch, applied to level, static surface, takes 30 minutes to prepare. Requires 4 square metres.
Area of effect raises ten-feet tall walls of blue flame in a design designated by the ritualmaster. Only effective barrier is the flames themselves, and they do not require the traditional necessities for flame, fuel, oxygen etc. Can be used underwater, in high-oxygen environments. The flames cannot start new fires, though they will burn like regular flames if they come into contact with something directly.
Requirements: 1/4 pouch, applied to any surface (must match the surface of the target area), takes 10 to 20 minutes to prepare. Requires half of a square metre.
A ritual which summons a being that reaps the target designated by the ritual. A summoning spell, woe be to those who err when attempting the cast this ritual. The smallest of mistakes can spell utter disaster.
Requirements: 1/100 to 1 pouch, applied to any surface, takes 15 minutes to prepare. Requires 1 square metre.
A ritual that employs and activates all the rest of Broggan's rituals simultaneously. Devilishly difficult to prepare, requiring days to properly organize, it is nevertheless, a potential game-changer when used properly.
Requirements: 6 pouches, applied to ritualmaster, takes at least 72 hours to prepare assuming presence of all necessary components. Requires 90% of the ritualmaster's body.
Every time I return to this thread and see it has grown beyond my greatest imaginings, I wipe a single tear from my eye, and wonder how our species ever made it beyond the muck-stained incubation pools of sixty-five million years ago.
But yes, Tyler-Rocks-Your-Night, you are my hero. :D
@Hammerman Only the one teasing us to not take too long, because the spider would follow after in a few minutes. The rest of the dialogue was between the higher students, if I'm not mistaken.
Jideh and Kanako would hear: "Try not to get too physical down there. You got a few free minute before it comes at you again, so don't just lay there enjoying the sights."
"Ugh..." Was Jideh still conscious? He blinked, trying to open his eyes and not seeing anything despite this. Was he blind? He groggily began assessing the position of his body, also recalling a faint sensation of falling and twisting and having landed. He heard Kanako, and nodded, his face coming up against slight resistance, which was odd. He pried his arms out from where they were stuck and pushed himself up.
Oh.
"That's what I was counting on, since I didn't exactly have this soft of a landing planned..."
Holy shit did I just say that out loud? Calm down Jideh, it'll look nowhere near as smooth if you freak out right after saying something like that...
Still, Jideh was too damned pleased with himself to avoid grinning like an idiot. Before he could screw this up any more than he already had, he decided to make an attempt at standing up. He lifted himself off of Kanako and began to stagger into a vaguely stable stance. Jideh felt dizzy again, and brought a hand up to his face.
"Oh... do not fall back into her chest," he murmured. The crisp air of the night, slightly damp with mist had an arousing quality to it, which was what he hoped was arousing him, at least. Though if he were honest with himself, wasn't entirely true.
"Do you have any food on you? I mean, I was just on you but-"
Jideh sighed, his head spinning. Utterly ill-equipped to deal with situations like this, much less the still very real threat of elementalists at their heels.
"I need food, or else I'm not much use to you. And sorry, for the rough landing."
Manilow snored, stuffed bear tucked under his arm, a little drool crawling down towards his chin. He was wearing the boxers with the pink hearts on them. If anybody had been stalking the gym teacher, they'd have noticed that his eyes were red-rimmed and puffy, and the side of his pillow was still damp, but I highly doubt that any of our present students and/or faculty are lurking in the recesses of Jordan Manilow's bedroom. At least, I hope not. That'd be gods-damned terrifying.
Jideh wheezed, and watched as the wind blew chunks of dirt from the spider, but...
The breeze did nothing to stop its inexorable advance. He rolled over and managed to put his arms underneath himself to sit up. The spider was at the base of the wall, and he could spot the base of the spider, roots dangling between its legs and running through the whole of the soil. It was as though the spider were a possessed tree. The earth was being wielded undoubtedly by the elementalists controlling the tree, but the tree itself couldn't be moving on its own, could it?
But if they were moving the tree, then that must mean that the tree itself was being enhanced and if it could be enhanced then couldn't Jideh-
No, he'd never done that! Couldn't do that, as far as he knew. Jideh stuffed his hands in his pockets, but none of the familiar seed shapes could help him here. He didn't even have any food to eat. The spider was crawling up the wall now, and Jideh realized he'd have to act now, and think later.
Jideh stood up, head dizzy and light. He reached down with his elemental energy, and with all the effort it would take to practically lift and throw the spider several metres, Jideh induced a surge of growth energy into the spider-tree-earth elemental, hopefully causing the roots of the tree to shoot outward, immobilizing the construct as its roots dug deep into earth and stone, preventing its legs from moving it any closer to catching them.
Of course, Jideh wouldn't see any of this happen, and it might not matter at all if it had worked, since after using that burst of energy, he felt himself falling backward, tumbling through open air. And as he fell, Jideh remembered the gym teacher and laughed inwardly.
That teacher should give me some pointers on how to deal with this sort of thing. He seems like an expert at it.
Jordan locked his shed, having put away the equipment he hadn't decided to crush and erase from his memory. He made his way back to the gym at the student dorms, just to lock up his office and retrieve his finished prep papers. He found a note taped to the door and read it, nodding as he finished the paper. He'd need a lot of rest if he was going to give this kid a run for his money. After all, Jordan thought as he winced, rubbing his shoulder, An old pro like me has got a lot to live up to, facing a rising star like Felix.
I like language.
Speak to me.
And I'll tell you more.
[hider=Polish Cuss and Non-Cuss Key:]
[i]Pierdolony = Fucking
Chuj = Dick
Pizda = C*nt
Gówno = Shit
Dupa = Ass
Pieprzyć mnie = Fuck me
Skurwielu = Motherfucker
Grozny = Dangerous
Głupi = Stupid
Dobra, chodźmy. = Okay, let's go.
Dziewczęta luźno mówione = Loose-tongued whores[/i]
"Where'd you get all this?"
"Pierdolony Google Translate!"
[/hider]
[hider=Azalore RP Extra Rituals][hider=Midgard Spark -] Allows the re-ignition of a Soul Lantern at the expense of another, or alternatively, lights a path from the severed soul to their lantern, aiding them in their resurrection.
Requirements: 1 pouch / 1/2 pouch, applied to the corpse in question as well as the living sacrifice, taking 1 hour to prepare. Requires the surface area of the target corpse to be at least 20% intact.[/hider]
[hider=Forge of Svartalfheim -] A ritual to repair broken equipment, items, and other gear. Can also create entirely new gear, as per a schematic or blueprint. Requires "feeding" of ability magic energy to function.
Requirements: 1/2 pouch, applied to level, static surface, takes 30 minutes to prepare. Requires 4 square metres.[/hider]
[hider=Flames of Muspelheim -] Area of effect raises ten-feet tall walls of blue flame in a design designated by the ritualmaster. Only effective barrier is the flames themselves, and they do not require the traditional necessities for flame, fuel, oxygen etc. Can be used underwater, in high-oxygen environments. The flames cannot start new fires, though they will burn like regular flames if they come into contact with something directly.
Requirements: 1/4 pouch, applied to any surface (must match the surface of the target area), takes 10 to 20 minutes to prepare. Requires half of a square metre.[/hider]
[hider=Call of Helheim -] A ritual which summons a being that reaps the target designated by the ritual. A summoning spell, woe be to those who err when attempting the cast this ritual. The smallest of mistakes can spell utter disaster.
Requirements: 1/100 to 1 pouch, applied to any surface, takes 15 minutes to prepare. Requires 1 square metre.[/hider]
[hider=Ragnarok -] A ritual that employs and activates all the rest of Broggan's rituals simultaneously. Devilishly difficult to prepare, requiring days to properly organize, it is nevertheless, a potential game-changer when used properly.
Requirements: 6 pouches, applied to ritualmaster, takes at least 72 hours to prepare assuming presence of all necessary components. Requires 90% of the ritualmaster's body.[/hider]
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<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;">I like language.<br><br>Speak to me.<br><br>And I'll tell you more.<br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Polish Cuss and Non-Cuss Key:">Polish Cuss and Non-Cuss Key: [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none"><span class="bb-i">Pierdolony = Fucking<br><br>Chuj = Dick<br><br>Pizda = C*nt <br><br>Gówno = Shit<br><br>Dupa = Ass<br><br>Pieprzyć mnie = Fuck me<br><br>Skurwielu = Motherfucker<br><br>Grozny = Dangerous<br><br>Głupi = Stupid<br><br>Dobra, chodźmy. = Okay, let's go.<br><br>Dziewczęta luźno mówione = Loose-tongued whores</span><br><br>"Where'd you get all this?"<br><br>"Pierdolony Google Translate!"</div></div><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Azalore RP Extra Rituals">Azalore RP Extra Rituals [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none"><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Midgard Spark -">Midgard Spark - [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">Allows the re-ignition of a Soul Lantern at the expense of another, or alternatively, lights a path from the severed soul to their lantern, aiding them in their resurrection.<br><br>Requirements: 1 pouch / 1/2 pouch, applied to the corpse in question as well as the living sacrifice, taking 1 hour to prepare. Requires the surface area of the target corpse to be at least 20% intact.</div></div><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Forge of Svartalfheim -">Forge of Svartalfheim - [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">A ritual to repair broken equipment, items, and other gear. Can also create entirely new gear, as per a schematic or blueprint. Requires "feeding" of ability magic energy to function.<br><br>Requirements: 1/2 pouch, applied to level, static surface, takes 30 minutes to prepare. Requires 4 square metres.</div></div><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Flames of Muspelheim -">Flames of Muspelheim - [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">Area of effect raises ten-feet tall walls of blue flame in a design designated by the ritualmaster. Only effective barrier is the flames themselves, and they do not require the traditional necessities for flame, fuel, oxygen etc. Can be used underwater, in high-oxygen environments. The flames cannot start new fires, though they will burn like regular flames if they come into contact with something directly.<br><br>Requirements: 1/4 pouch, applied to any surface (must match the surface of the target area), takes 10 to 20 minutes to prepare. Requires half of a square metre.</div></div><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Call of Helheim -">Call of Helheim - [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">A ritual which summons a being that reaps the target designated by the ritual. A summoning spell, woe be to those who err when attempting the cast this ritual. The smallest of mistakes can spell utter disaster.<br><br>Requirements: 1/100 to 1 pouch, applied to any surface, takes 15 minutes to prepare. Requires 1 square metre.</div></div><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Ragnarok -">Ragnarok - [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">A ritual that employs and activates all the rest of Broggan's rituals simultaneously. Devilishly difficult to prepare, requiring days to properly organize, it is nevertheless, a potential game-changer when used properly.<br><br>Requirements: 6 pouches, applied to ritualmaster, takes at least 72 hours to prepare assuming presence of all necessary components. Requires 90% of the ritualmaster's body.</div></div></div></div></div>