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5 yrs ago
Current No point posting your writing online if you don't care about praise.
6 yrs ago
Is the rioting and BLM brought up yet?
6 yrs ago
Honestly, I don't get the grief given to SAO when there's stuff like Mushoku Tensei where the MC actively lusts for underaged girls. And it's the most popular isekai in Japan.
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6 yrs ago
Reminder that the Pentagon just confirmed UFOs are real.
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6 yrs ago
Also, it's kinda annoying going back and forth writing short replies since I got other stuff to do and that just interrupts my rythm.

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@RushiChan
I'm up for it but my replies would be slow because I'm pretty busy with work these days.
I'm interested! Probably going to do something similar to SAO.

I'm not sure what you want though. I'd probably add ecchi scenes to my female mc.
Thinking of doing an anime RP that's basically about an ecchi high school life. Think of anime like Mahou Sensei Negima, or To Love-Ru, or Kanokon, or Rosario to Vampire. Basically a high school setting with a colorful cast of characters getting wrapped in all sorts of absurd hijinks, spiced with gusts of wind lifting skirts, girls tripping in suggestive poses, and all sorts of accidents that makes you wonder if the laws of physics themselves are conspiring to get the characters in lewd situations.
My idea is that the setting is a magic school that's hidden away from the modern outside world. High school students with potential will be invited to the school and if they accept, they will be living there for the next three years. Only if they passed their final exam would they be allowed to join the magic society. If not their memories of magic would be erased and they would remember their highschool as a normal one.
Character ideas:
1. A grumpy guy/girl who just wants to pass the final test and not interested in the slightest in making friends. However, they keep getting into perverted moments to their chagrin.
2. A matter-to-fact straightforward girl who will give advice to the harem lead regarding his/her love life while also having accidental pervert moments with him/her. She can't be mad at them because it's technically not their fault.
3. A popular girl that belongs to a famous wizarding family. She introduces the protagonist around only to end up in ecchi situations with him. This makes her interested in him, believing his luck might be some sort of a unique magic.
It can be a mxf or fxf, depending on your preference.
Strictly ecchi only. No hentai scenes.
Of course, I'm welcome to hear your ideas as well.
I'm currently in the market for doing an ecchi-heavy harem RP, with a somewhat perverted MC. Either he intentionally does perverted things to the girls or he keeps getting into accidental perverted situations with them.

Yes, I'll be the one playing the girls. But I don't really have a solid idea for the overall plot, which is why I'd want my partner to be contributing to it.
The fight against the Demon Lord is over.

The summoned heroes have won and now they have to adjust to their new lives amongst humankind.

The Hero was showered with riches and women, with all the girls in his party and a number of princesses all vying for his hand.

The Mage, on the other hand, was not. He refused to be a court mage by any of the human countries and he's too socially awkward to be attractive to women. So he chose exile, withdrawing away from the world into his flying castle.

Years have passed since then.

Now in his thirties, the Mage has grown up to be a fat middle-aged man. He spent most of his days either sleeping or doing magic research, inventing new spells, creating new magical devices, and so on.

And with him lives a humanlike automaton, constructed by himself to act as his maid.

Looking for someone to play as the automaton.
An isekai mc starring a protagonist who took his life in Earth out of depression, only to be reincarnated in a fantasy story.

He didn't want it. He just wanted to stop existing entirely. He didn't even get a god giving him cheats to live leisurely in the new world. He'll have to work just to live an average, irrelevant life like back on Earth. So he'd rather die again.

But before he could take his own life for the second time, he found someone he really cared about that he wanted to live for.

It was then that he received a skill.

[The Benevolent Harem Master]

The more women he forge a genuine loving bond with, the stronger he becomes. And the women would be stronger as well.

Of course, as someone who's really antisocial, it will be really hard for him to abuse it. And he'd hate how he would have to trust and bond with others to use his "cheat".

The actual story goals can vary depending on the circumstances he starts in though I would much prefer something where constant danger threatens our characters. So it can be a noble ruling over a region while being threatened by a massive empire next door. Or a revolutionary slowly overthrowing a corrupt kingdom and building his own. Or just something simple like the search for a cure for the chronically ill girl he met at the beginning.

I can play as either the man or the harem girls though either way I'll be the one deciding on the characters that would be in the story. Though of course, I'm always open for my partner to give ideas regarding it and the story in general.

Have to be okay with slow replies. Just really busy IRL for most of the week.
Renee Terfiel and Lanus Retily
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"Give it back!" Renee yelled, drawing her bow and firing an arrow at Lanus.

"Then you'll have to take it from me, my dear." Lanus chuckled, easily dodging the arrow before cutting down the conjured birds with his Glindrung. All the while still twirling the black fabric with his other hand.

"Grahhhh!"

Her blood boiling to its limit, Renee sent a barrage of arrows towards her mentor, firing three of them every time she let loose the string of her bow. All the while moving around the courtyard, trying to catch up with how fast Lanus was moving all over the place. She didn't care in the slightest of the fact she was still wearing a miniskirt. And with no panties around to keep her chastity intact, well, let's just say anyone who was watching (including Lanus) would get a nice view.

Still, Lanus' plan was indeed working. Renee's movement grew faster and more precise the more the battle continued. She normally only used one arrow at a time, but now, a barrage of them were flying all over the place, shattering into all types of elemental birds. It was enough to give Lanus a good sweat.

"See? You really are strong! You have nothing to worry about if you can give me a good workout like this!"

"Oh shut up! You're not even using your familiars yet!"

He chuckled. Of course he didn't. He didn't want to call them for what was essentially a mock fight. It would be troublesome for him in the future if they started to think that he took their aid without giving them the proper respect.

The fight soon ended, however, when one of Renee's arrows transformed into frogs who then exploded on top of Lanus' right foot, binding them tightly to the ground with living vines.

Lanus smiled, readying himself for the inevitable slap that would hit him in the face. She got him. He didn't see that arrow at all.

Only for him to receive a strong punch right to the bridge of his nose.

"Guwaahhhhhh!"



Some time later, the duo arrived at the infirmary, to, of course, treat Lanus' now bleeding nose.

"Alright you! Go inside and get yourself treated!" Renee huffed with folded arms as they stood in front of the door to the room. "And be quick! We have to depart soon after all!"

Lanus, now pressing a handkerchief to his nose, could only nod weakly before knocking on the door.

Renee Terfiel and Lanus Retily
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”You’ll be going to a neutral city near Flugell. The State of Cambridge will hold a joint summit consisting of both your team along with select knights from the Church. I’ll go into more details when the time comes, but for now just know that this will be an exercise that will test the capabilities and aptitude of your new members.” An annoyed and perplexed expression was then adopted on Grisha’s face. ”As such, this was something that both Selini and Irvin had agreed upon with the Church in advance. So, them not being here and having not explained it to you is rather…irritating to say the least.”


Lanus and Renee exchanged looks with each other. A joint summit? An exercise that will test their capabilities and aptitude? That didn't sound pleasing at all.

The moment the inquisitors left the room, Renee let out a relieved sigh. Lanus smirked, placing a hand on her shoulder.

"That took long enough," he remarked with a smile.

Renee looked at him. "What do you think? That joint summit thing?"

"A pain in the arse for sure," he chuckled, retracting his hand before putting it in his pocket. "We'll have to impress those Church bastards. Expect something completely unfair."

A worried look flashed at Renee's face, something Lanus quickly picked up on.

"Don't worry." He put his hand on her head this time. "You'll do just fine, my dear."

Renee averted her gaze, sadness and doubt permeated her face "But what if I froze up again? And if I don't, I… I don't think I could fight against Corrupted humans with my full strength."



"Kyaah! W-what are you doing?!"

Lanus swept her off her feet, carrying her body in a princess carry.

"Training," he replied matter-of-factly.

"T-training?"

"Yes, we'll do a quick training session together before we leave. Don't complain. I'm your master, remember?"

"B-but, there's no need for you to carry me like this!"

He didn't respond. He instead ran as fast as he could out of the room and towards the courtyard, all the while carrying Renee in his arms.

"Stop! Stop this right now, you idiot!" Renee banged her fists on his chest. "Your hand is touching my butt!"

After a dramatic jump down from the second floor, the duo finally arrived at the courtyard. There was a fenced off section there designed to be used for training and sparring and it was there that Lanus finally put Renee down.

"Idiot!" Renee slapped him the moment she was set free. "The whole place now saw me getting carried by you! Do you know how embarrassing that is?!" She yelled while blushing.

Lanus smirked. "As embarrassing as this?" He raised his index finger and twirled it around. An all too familiar black fabric was attached to it, flipping it around like a flag in the wind.

It was her panties.

Renee's eyes widened in horror as her hands moved under her skirt.

Nothing.

There was nothing down there other than the smooth skin of her buttocks.

"Y-y-y-YOUUUU! I'LL KILL YOU!"

She drew her bow in an instant, firing an arrow straight at her lover and mentor.

Lanus' smirk grew. This was exactly what he wanted.

A spar with her where she got to let off steam and to prove she wasn't as weak as she thought.

It might lead to her making him sleep on the couch for a week but that was a sacrifice he was willing to make.
@Ollumhammersong
Heya, I'm interested in this RP.

Should I start drafting some basic concepts for the girls I'd like to play as?
Renee Terfiel and Lanus Retily
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Renee and Lanus were naturally there, walking with the others towards the conference room. A certain tenseness was visible on the female fae's face, knowing that the Church representatives were coming to meet them. Lanus, on the other hand, was as relaxed as ever.

"Hey." He placed a hand on her shoulder. "Don't be so tense. They're gonna think you've done something wrong if you keep looking like that." He smirked.

"Oh, don't you say that now!" Renee retorted with a huff. "You're the one that's not taking this seriously enough. I swear, if you end up ogling any of their female members—"

"Now now, I may be a pervert but I'm not suicidal. I'll keep my eyes to you the entire meeting, how about that?"

"Don't do that either! If you dare to grope my thighs while we are in there, I'll refuse to sleep with you for a week!"

Yes, it actually happened. Multiple times in fact. Whenever Lanus got bored, his hand would start rubbing her exposed thighs shamelessly, not caring in the slightest that they were in public.

Normally, she wouldn't mind (though it was still an embarrassing affair for her) but this was a serious meeting with the Church folks. What would they say if she let out a moan from his caressing?

As the two got closer, they felt the presence of the Church members in the conference room even stronger. Chills assaulted Renee's body, making her link her hand with Lanus, who fared better as this wasn't his first time he met with people as powerful as them.

When they entered the room, they saw that there were three inquisitors in total — two women, one man. Lanus, as promised, averted his gaze from the females (though he could tell from a glance that they were indeed beauties).

The two kept their silence as the inquisitors had their attention towards the staffers. Only when they told them to introduce themselves that they spoke.

Though before they could do that, someone else made their entrance.

Asterope, the Thunder Witch. Renee was somewhat impressed by how confident she was in entering the room even though she was late. Lanus, on the other hand, merely took a note that she was yet another beauty he ought to mingle with. He swiftly responded to her smile with his own.

"Well, I suppose it's my turn to introduce myself now." Lanus turned to face the inquisitors. "Greetings, honored inquisitors. I am Lanus Retily. And this here-" He patted Renee on her shoulder. "-is Renee Terfiel. As you might have surmised, we came from the Great Ithaca Forest."

He opted not to mention his association with the fae queen. It was simply… unnecessary.
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