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Is the rioting and BLM brought up yet?
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Honestly, I don't get the grief given to SAO when there's stuff like Mushoku Tensei where the MC actively lusts for underaged girls. And it's the most popular isekai in Japan.
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Reminder that the Pentagon just confirmed UFOs are real.
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Also, it's kinda annoying going back and forth writing short replies since I got other stuff to do and that just interrupts my rythm.


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The fight against the Demon Lord is over.

The summoned heroes have won and now they have to adjust to their new lives amongst humankind.

The Hero was showered with riches and women, with all the girls in his party and a number of princesses all vying for his hand.

The Mage, on the other hand, was not. He refused to be a court mage by any of the human countries and he's too socially awkward to be attractive to women. So he chose exile, withdrawing away from the world into his flying castle.

Years have passed since then.

Now in his thirties, the Mage has grown up to be a fat middle-aged man. He spent most of his days either sleeping or doing magic research, inventing new spells, creating new magical devices, and so on.

And with him lives a humanlike automaton, constructed by himself to act as his maid.

Looking for someone to play as the automaton.
An isekai mc starring a protagonist who took his life in Earth out of depression, only to be reincarnated in a fantasy story.

He didn't want it. He just wanted to stop existing entirely. He didn't even get a god giving him cheats to live leisurely in the new world. He'll have to work just to live an average, irrelevant life like back on Earth. So he'd rather die again.

But before he could take his own life for the second time, he found someone he really cared about that he wanted to live for.

It was then that he received a skill.

[The Benevolent Harem Master]

The more women he forge a genuine loving bond with, the stronger he becomes. And the women would be stronger as well.

Of course, as someone who's really antisocial, it will be really hard for him to abuse it. And he'd hate how he would have to trust and bond with others to use his "cheat".

The actual story goals can vary depending on the circumstances he starts in though I would much prefer something where constant danger threatens our characters. So it can be a noble ruling over a region while being threatened by a massive empire next door. Or a revolutionary slowly overthrowing a corrupt kingdom and building his own. Or just something simple like the search for a cure for the chronically ill girl he met at the beginning.

I can play as either the man or the harem girls though either way I'll be the one deciding on the characters that would be in the story. Though of course, I'm always open for my partner to give ideas regarding it and the story in general.

Have to be okay with slow replies. Just really busy IRL for most of the week.
Renee Terfiel and Lanus Retily

"Give it back!" Renee yelled, drawing her bow and firing an arrow at Lanus.

"Then you'll have to take it from me, my dear." Lanus chuckled, easily dodging the arrow before cutting down the conjured birds with his Glindrung. All the while still twirling the black fabric with his other hand.


Her blood boiling to its limit, Renee sent a barrage of arrows towards her mentor, firing three of them every time she let loose the string of her bow. All the while moving around the courtyard, trying to catch up with how fast Lanus was moving all over the place. She didn't care in the slightest of the fact she was still wearing a miniskirt. And with no panties around to keep her chastity intact, well, let's just say anyone who was watching (including Lanus) would get a nice view.

Still, Lanus' plan was indeed working. Renee's movement grew faster and more precise the more the battle continued. She normally only used one arrow at a time, but now, a barrage of them were flying all over the place, shattering into all types of elemental birds. It was enough to give Lanus a good sweat.

"See? You really are strong! You have nothing to worry about if you can give me a good workout like this!"

"Oh shut up! You're not even using your familiars yet!"

He chuckled. Of course he didn't. He didn't want to call them for what was essentially a mock fight. It would be troublesome for him in the future if they started to think that he took their aid without giving them the proper respect.

The fight soon ended, however, when one of Renee's arrows transformed into frogs who then exploded on top of Lanus' right foot, binding them tightly to the ground with living vines.

Lanus smiled, readying himself for the inevitable slap that would hit him in the face. She got him. He didn't see that arrow at all.

Only for him to receive a strong punch right to the bridge of his nose.


Some time later, the duo arrived at the infirmary, to, of course, treat Lanus' now bleeding nose.

"Alright you! Go inside and get yourself treated!" Renee huffed with folded arms as they stood in front of the door to the room. "And be quick! We have to depart soon after all!"

Lanus, now pressing a handkerchief to his nose, could only nod weakly before knocking on the door.

Renee Terfiel and Lanus Retily

”You’ll be going to a neutral city near Flugell. The State of Cambridge will hold a joint summit consisting of both your team along with select knights from the Church. I’ll go into more details when the time comes, but for now just know that this will be an exercise that will test the capabilities and aptitude of your new members.” An annoyed and perplexed expression was then adopted on Grisha’s face. ”As such, this was something that both Selini and Irvin had agreed upon with the Church in advance. So, them not being here and having not explained it to you is rather…irritating to say the least.”

Lanus and Renee exchanged looks with each other. A joint summit? An exercise that will test their capabilities and aptitude? That didn't sound pleasing at all.

The moment the inquisitors left the room, Renee let out a relieved sigh. Lanus smirked, placing a hand on her shoulder.

"That took long enough," he remarked with a smile.

Renee looked at him. "What do you think? That joint summit thing?"

"A pain in the arse for sure," he chuckled, retracting his hand before putting it in his pocket. "We'll have to impress those Church bastards. Expect something completely unfair."

A worried look flashed at Renee's face, something Lanus quickly picked up on.

"Don't worry." He put his hand on her head this time. "You'll do just fine, my dear."

Renee averted her gaze, sadness and doubt permeated her face "But what if I froze up again? And if I don't, I… I don't think I could fight against Corrupted humans with my full strength."

"Kyaah! W-what are you doing?!"

Lanus swept her off her feet, carrying her body in a princess carry.

"Training," he replied matter-of-factly.


"Yes, we'll do a quick training session together before we leave. Don't complain. I'm your master, remember?"

"B-but, there's no need for you to carry me like this!"

He didn't respond. He instead ran as fast as he could out of the room and towards the courtyard, all the while carrying Renee in his arms.

"Stop! Stop this right now, you idiot!" Renee banged her fists on his chest. "Your hand is touching my butt!"

After a dramatic jump down from the second floor, the duo finally arrived at the courtyard. There was a fenced off section there designed to be used for training and sparring and it was there that Lanus finally put Renee down.

"Idiot!" Renee slapped him the moment she was set free. "The whole place now saw me getting carried by you! Do you know how embarrassing that is?!" She yelled while blushing.

Lanus smirked. "As embarrassing as this?" He raised his index finger and twirled it around. An all too familiar black fabric was attached to it, flipping it around like a flag in the wind.

It was her panties.

Renee's eyes widened in horror as her hands moved under her skirt.


There was nothing down there other than the smooth skin of her buttocks.


She drew her bow in an instant, firing an arrow straight at her lover and mentor.

Lanus' smirk grew. This was exactly what he wanted.

A spar with her where she got to let off steam and to prove she wasn't as weak as she thought.

It might lead to her making him sleep on the couch for a week but that was a sacrifice he was willing to make.
Heya, I'm interested in this RP.

Should I start drafting some basic concepts for the girls I'd like to play as?
Renee Terfiel and Lanus Retily
Interactions: @AzureKnight

Renee and Lanus were naturally there, walking with the others towards the conference room. A certain tenseness was visible on the female fae's face, knowing that the Church representatives were coming to meet them. Lanus, on the other hand, was as relaxed as ever.

"Hey." He placed a hand on her shoulder. "Don't be so tense. They're gonna think you've done something wrong if you keep looking like that." He smirked.

"Oh, don't you say that now!" Renee retorted with a huff. "You're the one that's not taking this seriously enough. I swear, if you end up ogling any of their female members—"

"Now now, I may be a pervert but I'm not suicidal. I'll keep my eyes to you the entire meeting, how about that?"

"Don't do that either! If you dare to grope my thighs while we are in there, I'll refuse to sleep with you for a week!"

Yes, it actually happened. Multiple times in fact. Whenever Lanus got bored, his hand would start rubbing her exposed thighs shamelessly, not caring in the slightest that they were in public.

Normally, she wouldn't mind (though it was still an embarrassing affair for her) but this was a serious meeting with the Church folks. What would they say if she let out a moan from his caressing?

As the two got closer, they felt the presence of the Church members in the conference room even stronger. Chills assaulted Renee's body, making her link her hand with Lanus, who fared better as this wasn't his first time he met with people as powerful as them.

When they entered the room, they saw that there were three inquisitors in total — two women, one man. Lanus, as promised, averted his gaze from the females (though he could tell from a glance that they were indeed beauties).

The two kept their silence as the inquisitors had their attention towards the staffers. Only when they told them to introduce themselves that they spoke.

Though before they could do that, someone else made their entrance.

Asterope, the Thunder Witch. Renee was somewhat impressed by how confident she was in entering the room even though she was late. Lanus, on the other hand, merely took a note that she was yet another beauty he ought to mingle with. He swiftly responded to her smile with his own.

"Well, I suppose it's my turn to introduce myself now." Lanus turned to face the inquisitors. "Greetings, honored inquisitors. I am Lanus Retily. And this here-" He patted Renee on her shoulder. "-is Renee Terfiel. As you might have surmised, we came from the Great Ithaca Forest."

He opted not to mention his association with the fae queen. It was simply… unnecessary.
Sayu Takayomi

@Click This

“I’m not really sure what happened there,” she muttered, before looking around at the other girls, intending to pawn off the hot potatoes that were the rat parts to someone else. “Would anybody else like to carry the rat bits?”

"D-don't look at me!" Sayu quickly protested. "I'm… I'm not good at that kind of stuff!"

“Not necessarily. It’s possible there are smaller towns, establishments, or even a market outside the city walls,” Cecilia pointed out, drawing on her historical knowledge. “I’m sure there will be ample opportunities to get some kind of money or accommodation before the gates…”

"Hmm, I suppose that's true…" Sayu stroked her chin. "We can try looking for a village instead… But I doubt they would buy magical cores unless they had an alchemist that could use them… What, that's how it goes in this kind of setting, no?"

Sayu Takayomi

Sayu gave a questioning glance towards Cecilia at her insistence on splitting the proceeds between them and the adventurer girl. She wouldn't want to put off the adventurer from helping them. After all, they knew nothing about this world and having a local guide them would be a blessing beyond belief.

Thankfully, it seemed the adventurer girl wasn't offended at all by their change of mind, though she definitely noticed the sudden disappearance of her smile.

"Ah, well... You did kill them, so I suppose the mana gems are yours. Bu, wait... You said you guys were penniless? Do you mean that like, you don't have any money?" A slightly concerned look spread on Laynea's face and she looked at each of the girls. "Because, you know you'll have to pay the gate-toll before entering the city, right? I'm not sure how it works where you girls are from, but here you either need to be an adventurer, a registered citizen, a merchant or from nobility if you want to get into any big towns without paying." She paused, shuffled a bit of dirt with one foot before adding. "And you can't exchange the mana gems for money unless you actually get into the city and visit the trade post..."

"Uh…" Sayu awkwardly glanced at the others before answering. "Yes. We don't have any money. We have lost them all due to… uh… bandits.. Yes… bandits taking all our belongings… Luckily, they didn't know that these clothes were enchanted with magic so they let us go wearing them."

"Well… I suppose… we would have to rely on your kindness, Miss Laynea." She forced an awkward smile.

Why in the world do you need to pay to enter a city?! We're lucky we meet with her here or else we'll never be able to enter one without sneaking in!

Then again, with our superstrength, perhaps scaling the walls wouldn't be such an impossible feat…

But then again, do we really want to be criminals from the get go in this world?

Sayu wasn't afraid of breaking stupid rules like that. But being a criminal would be a really bothersome thing. They would be chased by guards and she would not want to hurt another human.

"Anyway, I'll at least help you harvest the materials from these guys before anything else, okay?" Laynea then said, with a smile as casual as if she was talking about picking apples.

"Thank you," Sayu nodded. She glanced at the others once more, telling them 'Guys, you better watch what she's doing!' only with her expression.

Of course, she herself watched as closely as she could at how the girl skinned the remains of the dead monster. Or rather, the process of simply gouging out their head for the gem that was embedded in them. It was gory, for sure, almost like a butcher carcassing his meat.

And yet, to her own surprise, she wasn't really that bothered with it.

"Anyway, sorry. But you can't really split these with me. I took a quest to hunt a specific number of the little rascals, after all. But if you want to head back to Krosana with me regardless, just head on out of the forest that-a-way!" She pointed in a direction. "I'll swing by and pick you up once I'm done hunting the last little vermin I need to fill my quota, alright? Bye for now, ladies~!"

And with that, before any of the other girls had a chance to protest, make a request or even reply, Laynea was off. Running at remarkable speed, seemingly heading deeper into the forest.


She was too late. The girl had already vanished behind the thick trees.

Sayu sighed, looking at the others. "I suppose we should take her advice…"

Renee Terfiel and Lanus Retily

Interactions:  @AzureKnight

”Oh, I’m he will. In fact, I’d be more than willing to lend my aid with that matter as well, should you so need it…” Giselle said, joining Renee in piercing Lanus with their glares. She would shoot a small spark of light, aimed directly at Lanus’s face. To him, the spark would feel like his nose got punched. ”Don’t think I didn’t notice where your eyes were looking before, lecher!!” She snapped, referring to when he was eyeing her dress.

"Ouch! What was that for?!" Lanus staggered backwards, reeling from the pain. "It's not my fault you're wearing such a short— Gaah!" He never got to finish his sentence as Renee pinched his right ear.

"We'll talk about this later, got it?!" Renee's eyes flashed with murderous intent.

"Y-yes, Ma'am…" He squealed.

Secretly, however, Lanus smiled.

She really was back to her usual self.

The group returned to the Tower, where they met with Xashan, Scarlett, and Lupina. Renee was concerned by the explosion but Lanus told her that she got nothing to worry about, that it was just part of their "usual antics". Renee simply shook her head in response.

After some short chat, the group disbanded. The duo decided to return to the dorms to clean up. They had just been to the sewers after all.

However, right as they entered their room, Renee hugged Lanus from behind.

"Thank you…" she whispered. "For covering for me back there…"

Lanus, taken aback by her action, paused for a second, before placing his hands on top of hers.

"It's fine… I am your lover after all… it's my duty to protect you…"

Renee… never really got over the trauma from the attack at her village.

Instead, she blocked the memories, buried it deep within the recesses of her mind. Including the fact that her parents were corrupted by the miasma, just like that fallen fae.

They tried to attack her, and they would've killed her if not for Lanus coming to the rescue. It didn't matter how much she begged them to stop.

Every time her memory resurfaced, she would be paralyzed. Fear would act as poison, loosening her muscles while shaking her entire body. She wouldn't be able to think nor act.

She was ashamed and disgusted by this weakness of hers. But try as she might, even after all these years training under Lanus, she was still incapable of overcoming it.

Renee released her arms from his waist.

Before she pulled on his ear once again.

"You have some nerve! Looking up at another woman's skirt! Why do you think I wear this skirt in the first place, huh?" She yelled, all the while blushing from ear to ear.

Lanus couldn't help but grin through the pain. Indeed, ever since she learned about his affinity for short skirts, she decided to wear one. At first, it was quite the embarrassing ordeal, having to be aware at all times to not flash people her underwear, but now, she was completely comfortable with it.

"And just what's your relationship with her anyway?" Renee pouted.

"My old love interest," Lanus admitted without a pause. "Though it was quite a one-sided affair. I tried to woo her but she would never return my advances, no matter what I did. We were coworkers, you see, when I was still working in the court of the Fae Queen."

"I see…" Renee huffed, placing her hands on her hips. "Hmph, glad to hear it."

Lanus had to restrain himself from chuckling. Oh how cute she becomes whenever she gets jealous like that!

"Well, shall we take a bath? Together?" Her cheeks reddened.

"...Of course, my dear Renee."

An invitation to take the showers together. It can only mean one thing…

Mentions: @PaulHaynek

In the end, Lunatea decided to stay in the temple, nursing her wounds. She spent most of her days in her bed, either sleeping or staring off into the distance. Sometimes she would go out to interview the refugees to add to her notes of the island. Sometimes she would spend hours jotting down things in her notebook, ignoring any servants that brought her food and drinks.

Until one day, she just so happened to cross paths with Revuel, who proceeded to ask her a question.

"Yes, I am a scholar," the wererabbit answered, her eyebrows slightly raised as she didn't expect such a question to be sprung at her out of nowhere like this. "I investigate ancient ruins and make theories regarding how they came to be and what kind of people inhabited the place before they went extinct. I am very much not a warrior but I am capable of defending myself, all thanks to the monster physiology and the artifact I wore." Her Slyph-blessed magic panties. "What of it?" she asked back, her tone sounding a little defiant.

When he asked why she stayed in such a combat-intensive situation, she paused for a bit, trying to put her thoughts into words.

Unfortunately, before she could answer, Takeshi stormed into the courtyard on his horse, announcing that he could not find Alice. Ah, that troublemaker, Lunatea thought to herself. If she doesn't want to stay, then who are we to stop her?

Suddenly, a bright light crashed down from the sky into the teleportation pagoda. "A new arrival?!" Lunatea exclaimed. Another one? Don't we have enough people already?

"Yes, I'll come with Takeshi," she answered Revuel's question. "Might as well see who the new arrival is."
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