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Remember that one time when the Demon's Souls servers were still up?
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Remember that one time when Scaramouche got killed off right after he did that amazing dance and it was the biggest tragedy in the entire series?
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Remember that one time when you could look at who's been checking out your profile and attention whores like me could be giddy that random people that I may or may not know are paying attention to me?
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Remember that if you ever feel like you're terrible at naming things, just know that my friends dragged me into playing a dark and serious MMO where a boss was named "Deathkill."
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Ok, no, wait, he's Lusser von Steigen now, I've got backstory ideas for him and everything. Now I've just gotta remember it.
Wouldn't he be really, really tough from beating the last team of heroes in addition to being hopped up on Shadow Serum or whatever?
Wouldn't he be really, really tough from beating the last team of heroes in addition to being hopped up on Shadow Serum or whatever?
I don't really have a name for him yet, but he's going to be a Salamence (preferably able to Mega Evolve). If it's urgent enough that you need a placeholder name, I'll just go with Caproni for now. I'm having a bit of trouble thinking of a better aircraft-themed name (it might make some sense when this is all implemented... maybe) that I'm actually satisfied with, so I'm open to suggestions.
Rebecca's not really the kind of character that would do that though. They're deliberately bad if nothing else. 
I've been thinking about that, actually. If I stick around long enough for ToC, I might just redo the concept with a different villain, if you don't mind. The plot probably wouldn't need to changed up too much in the grand scheme of things, though.
I've been thinking about that, actually. If I stick around long enough for ToC, I might just redo the concept with a different villain, if you don't mind. The plot probably wouldn't need to changed up too much in the grand scheme of things, though.
Maybe Rebecca's terrible puns just straight-up killed the other RPers.
“Oh,” I say to Levita, withdrawing the Chesto Berry and holding it in my hand. “I guess I’ll just eat it myself… actually, wait, no, that’s a bad idea… You still didn’t sleep all day, did you? Or do you not need to sleep at all? I’ll just save it for later.” I listen to what the Goomy has to say, wondering why I haven’t heard of something so ridiculously important as I think about what to do. I notice the Nidoran emanating a really intense feeling of despair towards me, and I use Confusion to move the Pichu slightly to the right, diverting his attack from the Nidoran, and Teleport between the two of them. I noticed that Levita's Tailwind move blew my hair around in a way that I thought was pretty cool, and I think I should tell her to do that more often later.
“Okay, okay,” I say to the two of them, trying desperately to keep a straight face and not break out laughing as I hold up both of my arms as a way of telling them to stop. “Let me try and shed some light on the possibilities here; what we all really need to do is… lighten up...” I snicker and grin at my puns before calming down myself. that should soften them up a bit, one way or another…
“All puns aside, though,” I reason, “There’s a lot of problems with this whole situation. First off, like Levita said, I highly doubt that this necklace is the real deal. If this Light Orb is really that important, then why would this lady here just waltz into a guild full of tough adventurers like us and just wear it around her neck like that? She’s either toting a fake, or she’s not very bright, and I highly doubt the latter. Also, Static, if you want to recharge these orbs or whatever, you should probably just slow down for a moment and try to reason with her instead of just trying to trap her here and take it from her. That’s kind of a jerkish thing to do.” I have to admit that this is still kind of confusing, though. But maybe if I manage to make everyone stop hitting each other, I can glean something more out of this...
“Okay, okay,” I say to the two of them, trying desperately to keep a straight face and not break out laughing as I hold up both of my arms as a way of telling them to stop. “Let me try and shed some light on the possibilities here; what we all really need to do is… lighten up...” I snicker and grin at my puns before calming down myself. that should soften them up a bit, one way or another…
“All puns aside, though,” I reason, “There’s a lot of problems with this whole situation. First off, like Levita said, I highly doubt that this necklace is the real deal. If this Light Orb is really that important, then why would this lady here just waltz into a guild full of tough adventurers like us and just wear it around her neck like that? She’s either toting a fake, or she’s not very bright, and I highly doubt the latter. Also, Static, if you want to recharge these orbs or whatever, you should probably just slow down for a moment and try to reason with her instead of just trying to trap her here and take it from her. That’s kind of a jerkish thing to do.” I have to admit that this is still kind of confusing, though. But maybe if I manage to make everyone stop hitting each other, I can glean something more out of this...
The idea of them being some undercover agents or guardians of the world sounded improbable and humorous, and Levita moved away, hoping not to get involved in this drama.
But her fellow team members, who had just recently arrived on the scene, did get involved.
I finally got a chance to really read this post and I started laughing when I envisioned this scene. I feel like it's more fitting that Rebecca suddenly appeared and started getting herself involved with the problem as soon as it was realized that getting anyone involved with the problem is a terrible idea.
Well, at least you'll be able to move out soon (at least, that's what I assume). Granted, responsibility is a double-edged sword, but no one's going to be taking all your stuff just because they feel like it.
“What do you mean, ‘we don’t have any coffee?’”
“I mean that we don’t have any coffee to make at the moment. Perhaps if there were more of a demand for coffee, we would have it in more often. If you need something to get through the day, we stock plenty of Chesto Berries on our breakfast menu.”
“Chesto Berries? You can’t listen to jazz while you eat a Chesto Berry…”
“I-I’m not aware of any jazz bands in town at the moment, at least not any that play at this hour…”
“... That’s a good point, actually… Thank you!”
I take the berry and nibble it absentmindedly as I exit the cafeteria and walk through the guild. I hadn’t really slept well, mostly on account of the beds. I should have brought over a pillow or something, now that I think about it. I bet if we had better beds, the efficiency of the guild would increase by at least ten percent… Does Levita have this problem, being all balloon-y and such? Does she even sleep? She either got up really early or never went to sleep at all, or otherwise I wouldn’t be out looking for her. Wait, if she was up all night, she might need a Chesto Berry, too…
One food trip later, I return to my previous location with another Chesto Berry. I guess these things really do get your day started. What’s even in these things, anyways? In my wandering, I eventually manage to find Levita, who seems to have found herself embroiled in what could be an epic conflict in the making! At least, I think that’s what it could be…
“Hi Levita,” I say in an admittedly strange blend of nonchalant enthusiasm. “How are you today? I didn't see you anywhere after I woke up; did you sleep at all last night? Just in case, I got you one of these Chesto Berries. Also, what’s up with the Macguffin? What’s it do?” I offer her the berry telekinetically, taking the opportunity to inspect the necklace in question around the Nidoran’s neck. Apparently, it’s some sort of “light orb”, so I guess it glows in the dark? Or maybe it’s just not very heavy? Neither of those seem very valuable, actually. I notice that the elusive and mysterious Nincada, Chip... is no longer elusive and mysterious! I smile, delighted that I've found the answer to one of the world's many conundrums.
“I mean that we don’t have any coffee to make at the moment. Perhaps if there were more of a demand for coffee, we would have it in more often. If you need something to get through the day, we stock plenty of Chesto Berries on our breakfast menu.”
“Chesto Berries? You can’t listen to jazz while you eat a Chesto Berry…”
“I-I’m not aware of any jazz bands in town at the moment, at least not any that play at this hour…”
“... That’s a good point, actually… Thank you!”
I take the berry and nibble it absentmindedly as I exit the cafeteria and walk through the guild. I hadn’t really slept well, mostly on account of the beds. I should have brought over a pillow or something, now that I think about it. I bet if we had better beds, the efficiency of the guild would increase by at least ten percent… Does Levita have this problem, being all balloon-y and such? Does she even sleep? She either got up really early or never went to sleep at all, or otherwise I wouldn’t be out looking for her. Wait, if she was up all night, she might need a Chesto Berry, too…
One food trip later, I return to my previous location with another Chesto Berry. I guess these things really do get your day started. What’s even in these things, anyways? In my wandering, I eventually manage to find Levita, who seems to have found herself embroiled in what could be an epic conflict in the making! At least, I think that’s what it could be…
“Hi Levita,” I say in an admittedly strange blend of nonchalant enthusiasm. “How are you today? I didn't see you anywhere after I woke up; did you sleep at all last night? Just in case, I got you one of these Chesto Berries. Also, what’s up with the Macguffin? What’s it do?” I offer her the berry telekinetically, taking the opportunity to inspect the necklace in question around the Nidoran’s neck. Apparently, it’s some sort of “light orb”, so I guess it glows in the dark? Or maybe it’s just not very heavy? Neither of those seem very valuable, actually. I notice that the elusive and mysterious Nincada, Chip... is no longer elusive and mysterious! I smile, delighted that I've found the answer to one of the world's many conundrums.
Woo! What'd I miss? I got some WiFi from my old house.
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