THE SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH CENTER OF RESEARCHING
Larry is sitting in a chair, feeding his pet squirrel peanuts at the window.
" I wish you could talk to me, and we could hang out, play games."
The squirrel stared at Larry and twitched his nose, while continuing to eat the nut.
" Wait just a minute, if they can turn a chicken into part robot, then I should be able to help you Izo."
Larry picked up Izo carefully and carried him over to the "chair" and strapped him in, " it's okay Izo, calm down, I'm fixing to give you speech, then we could talk and talk, and I'll never be alone again."
Larry bumped the remote control, and it hit the floor, unpausing Larry's favorite show, "Samurai Slaughterhouse".
Izo eyes grew big as he intensively watched the Samurai warrior lay waste to countless ninjas.
Larry flipped the switch, and electrotrodes intertwined with Izo, lighting him up like a Christmas tree.
When it was all over, Larry helped his little friend up on the window sill.
"Hiya Izo....um hello...Izo?...can you talk?"
The squirrel blinked his eyes, and then said "chip"
Larry cried in angst, "it didn't work!"
Suddenly a bee flew into the room and buzzed Larry, Izo sprung into action, as he flipped over the bee at the same time, grabbing a paper clip, and smacked it across the room, before landing in a samurai stance.
"WHAAAAAAAAAT?" exclaimed a shock Larry, " Your a samurai! Awesome sauce!"
Larry pulled his samurai action doll out, and undressed it, and put the clothing on Izo, and gave him the real mini katana.
Just then Dr.Khalahri walked in, "Vaaht ishz goings on in shere?"
"Oh shit." Larry said turning around to face the doctor.
" Vaht var u doing in vhere Garevy "
" it's actually Larry sir, and I was just uh, well."
"Varry you vave vone job, custodian, ves?" Asked the doctor.
"No sir, I'm a Caucasian. "
"Vet out now!" Yelled the doctor.
Larry turned to get Izo, but he was gone...like the wind, on his own in a world gone mad.
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