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4 yrs ago
Current So, as an American, what do I do when I need to choose between illegal immigration to Canada and dying in a civil war?
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Woo! Got the prick!
8 yrs ago
When you try to write an essay on climate change but it just degrades into angry rambling halfway through.
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8 yrs ago
Conquer it, conquer the bread.
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8 yrs ago
Up until today I've never had any trouble with my EUIV Japan games. Today I got stomped five times in a row before even uniting the country.
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I'm a weeaboo communist. Are you surprised?

EDIT: You probably are now, but I'm not going to tell you why you wouldn't have been like two years ago. You get to agonize over that yourself.

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Mars Hostage Crisis
"You should have done cultural research." Said the guard, still speaking for Dmitri. "We understand you are just trying to help, but you speak of this preservation like you will take over our entire nation for centuries, then release it, but still control every single aspect with your legacy. However, if you leave us be and only preserve the genetic code of our species, then a lot of trouble could be avoided. Of course, if you refuse to allow only our genes to be preserved, then look at our history, you shall see rebellions with freedom as the goal, protesters in the streets crying for freedom, message boards, blogs, forums, all dedicated to the hope of freedom. Terragens want freedom, it is written into our DNA, and billions have died for it over the years. However, where there is a wish for freedom, there will one day be freedom, even if that freedom comes in death. It matters not that you are literal gods, infinitely more powerful than us, we will still fight for freedom. Be the fight on the battlefield or in the reception halls of Lakfakalle, we will still fight for our freedom. Even if the battles reach the asteroid remnants of the birthworld Terra, we will still fight! Even when there are too few Terragens left to ensure enough genetic diversity to keep the species alive, we will still fight! When Terragens are nothing more than a downplayed footnote in the history books, we will still live on, fighting for freedom in the hearts and the minds of billions across the universe who share our wish for freedom! And then do you know what will happen? It will come. Be it in a day, or trillions of years, it will come. That is the future if you take away our freedom to choose. We cannot speak for the Equestrians or Aeternals, and we cannot say if they too will present you with a similar compromise, but we can say that this is where we stand, and it is hard to sway a people as stubborn as us."
When the guard finished speaking, Dmitri spoke himself
"We don't want war, but we shall fight for our freedom. Go ahead, tear my neck to shreds and kill me, its what you came here for anyways. We may fail to see in the long term, but you fail to see the peaceful way to do things. If you could see that way, then we would have likely already accepted your help."

Meanwhile, the Empress and Boskop representative have begun trying to stealthily escape the building with the help of a few Human Cooperative guards. The two were hastily armed, the Empress with a rapid-fire railgun and the Boskop representative with a laser pistol. Funnily enough, they've decided to escape through the vents in classic action movie style. In this case, it is actually warranted, as there is a secret escape route leading to an airlock that opens outside of the pressurized dome city. The tiny group of five set out through the cramped and smelly vents, and they wished that the vents weren't universally considered the dumbest thing to use in an escape.
Message to the Triarian Collective
A Supreme Draconian is holding President Saveli hostage, reports from the guards say that the President is being choked by the Supreme, but is being kept barely alive. He is negotiating through a guard, using his neural transmitter to give orders. The Supreme has threatened to destroy the entire area if anyone tries to save the President. We do not know the motives of the Supremes, or even if this specific Supreme is acting under official orders. It is likely that the Supremes are annoyed with our interference in their attempts to 'save' the Equestrians and Kaiyouans. We know you will likely not help us, but please do not fight against us. It will be a dark day when Terragen kills Triarian."

Mars Hostage Crisis
Spec-ops teams have been deployed to the building, and they are grouping up with the Equestrian forces. The troops are equipped with four weapons, a high power railgun for clean shots straight through walls, an electrolaser rifle, a conventional laser rifle, and a coilgun pistol (for the quiet takedown of enemies). They were wearing self-repairing adaptive nanoarmor for protection, but a few wore bulky shield generator backpacks. The team was composed mainly of Abh and Ethra'Hirel, but small numbers of Boskop were sent to stay outside the building and give orders. The Abh commander of the forces walked up to who appeared to be the Equestrian commander, and spoke.
"I am Commander Duheil of the Abh Star Forces, don't worry, I've been trained and have experience in ground combat. We are prepared for a joint operation, but it has to be a stealth op. We've brought self-repairing adaptive nanoarmor with us." Se said, holding out two jars of a thick black... liquid? "Pouring this on you will apply the armor, it can be made to change color with a thought. Once you order it to remove itself, it will flow off of your body and the nanobots reading your thoughts will exit your mind. There is no danger in this process. Also, since it is a Supreme Draconian we are fighting, we have decided to bring along our secret little helper."
A Draconian stepped out of the spec-ops squad, apparently smiling.
"Do not be alarmed, I am on your side." He said "Call me Ted, I'm officially a member of the Human Cooperative Exploration Corps, but I have experience with ground combat and got a training implant the moment I got my freedom. Also, I'm a Draconian. Fighting's in my blood, no matter how much I deny it. I might as well use that instinct for good."

New Computer Network
With the new help, the network is coming along much quicker. Nanobots for the conversion of planets have already been dispatched, and the Allied Interstellar Federation has thanked the New Lunar Republic for their help.
darkwolf687 said
Why the complaining about the Hach expansion? I don't remember any complaints when the Equestrian and Triarian fleets set out, why should the Hach have any more trouble? By now, it seems intergalactic drives and becoming less luxurious and more standard, so I don't think it's be unreasonable for anyone to be heading out to other galaxies. If the Hach suddenly ass pull galaxy destroying weapons, then there's a reason to call bullshit, putting together fleets and setting up in other galaxies isn't something that we should be calling bullshit in at this stage.


Agreed.
Mars, AIF Capital Building
Guards in the room aimed their weapons at the Supreme, and the other officials took cover behind couches and counters. Upon hearing the Supreme's statement, the Guards reluctantly lowered their weapons, a scowl on each of their faces. The calm blue lights in the room shut off, and their glow was replaced with a dim red as the entire facility went into lockdown mode. Everyone on the planet and in orbit was alerted to the situation, and warships moved into orbital drop positions in the event that there was any chance to rescue the President. Dmitri, meanwhile, was struggling to breath through the iron grip of the Supreme. However, though he couldn't speak, there was still a way for him to communicate. From his neural transmitter a cry for help was sent, reaching every other human. The news was quickly spoken to members of the other species, sending it throughout their minds at faster than light speeds. Communications officers got the news, and sent distress signals to the New Lunar Republic, Sazkarjhia, and the Zonanese Empire. A human guard stepped out into the open, and moves closer to the Supreme, falling down onto his knees in a submissive position. With Dmitri ordering his words, he spoke.
"What do you want?"

Message to the New Lunar Republic, Sazkarjhia, and the Zonanese Empire
"President Dmitri Saveli has been taken hostage by the Supremes! Her Imperial Highness Empress Ablïarsec Néïc Dubleuscr Bœrh Parhynr Lamhirh is in the same building currently, as well as the Boskop representative, the Supremes have threatened to destroy the entire area and as a result kill these three as well as the millions of innocent civilians living in the Capital city! Our databanks are also under attack by what is almost certainly a Supreme virus, please help us!"

Supreme Virus
The AIF has cut off all electronic communications connected to the net, and has delegated multiple starships to mail delivery. Instead of attempting to purge the virus, the AIF has just decided to begin manufacturing an entirely new computer network. With all the advancements in computer technology, it is bound to be much more effective than the last. However, instead of building self-contained computer units, the factories are only building terminals which will be connected to a larger network. The processing power for this larger network will come from entire planets with their crust ripped out and converted into conventional and graphical processors. Along with this, there will be codes to delegate these computer planets to antivirus defense, with at least five thousand barren planets per galaxy permanently set of antivirus defense. The process of dismantling the current system is already underway, and comms stations are being rigged to detonate if the Supreme virus tries to use them.

Aeternals
A primitive-looking starship jumped into the area, and just after it a huge fleet of Federation ships entered the area as well. A message was transmitted from the primitive one.
"The Allied Interstellar Federation will keep this species alive. Supreme intervention is not required. You will leave the area immediately, unless of course you want to fight us. Which you probably do, considering you are almost certainly about to kill your hostage on Mars, one President Dmitri Saveli, I believe?" Said a female voice, obviously angry.

Message to the New Lunar Republic
"We would be honored to host such a monumental occasion on the capital of the Humankind Empire of Abh! We accept, bu it may have to wait. Another message you may have already recieved will make it obvious why."
Oh come on, I can't do that yet! First we need to write the books!
Who wouldn't want to read a science fantasy book full of anvilicious nations?

Oh yeah, the stuff Hacher is doing is all good.
Tis a glorious creation! Oh look, now the server is down!
Worship your almighty GM for his astounding ability to create forums!
Don't forget that it only cuts the new banner in half! That counts for something!
Guess what completely unneeded thing I made on an insane whim?
A FORUM! (WIP, don't worry. It will work if we try to make it work!)
http://voidofthestars.proboards.com/
Outer Equestrian World
The Abh Imperial First Fleet exited a wormhole in orbit of the planet, shields up and weapons at the ready. They glided through space at orbital velocities with the flagship (The IFV Lashkau) at point, scanning for the Supreme activity they suspected was present. When they found nothing, the highly noticeable red-painted flagship sent a message to the planet below. In a bored tone, it should be noted.
"This is Admiral Beneej Spoor of the Abh Imperial First Fleet, what happened here and why was contact lost? Please tell me I didn't order twenty thousand of my little ships out here because of a comms malfunction."

Kepler Alliance
The AIF has accepted the Kepler Alliance back into the Federation nations! Celebrations are taking place across all planets due to the reunification of the two factions. The humans in particular are elated, as they have long wanted unification among the Terragen species. Obviously, there is no total unification due to the Lance Humans, but it is still a step closer that the citizens have decided requires a massive celebration. A petition has been ratified by the Federation Council, making it a national holiday!

Message to the New Lunar Republic
"It would be an honor to take part in the creation of this new union, and we accept your invitation to join! We shall send diplomats to whatever world you wish to hold the meeting on, as well as security forces in the event of a Supreme or Triarian attack. It is our hope that this will be the beginning of a great new alliance that provides peace and prosperity for all of its citizens!"
Message to the Supremes
"We will not fight the Equestrians, there is no danger to their existence and they are on their way to a better society. Any attacks on them will result in retribution by Federation fleets, do not underestimate us."

Message to the New Lunar Republic
"We are giving you command of the 61st through 501st Abh Assault Fleets, the 27th Dolphin Defense Fleet, the entire Boskop and Ethra'Hirel Combined Starfleet, and the 70th through 901st Human Cooperative 'workhorse' fleets. once your civil war is over, these assets will be put back under our command. until then, may you use them well. Bring honor back to you people!"

Contact
The AIF has officially released a statement saying that they have made contact with a new species, this contact has been recorded as a level 0 anomaly as well. The Alien Captain claims to have been is contact with Admiral Fergus McClain since the Common Sense War, and Fergus claims that she saved the human species. By communicating with him using an as-yet unknown method. Obviously, this is contreverisal, seeing as how people who claimed to have done such things in the 21st century were considered, you know, completely insane.

Message to the Aeternals from Captain Lahnha, S.I.S.A.
"You have never heard of my species before, that is because we just recently contacted the Federation. I am Captain Lahnha of the Shuroh International Space Agency, It may be possible for my people to return your magical abilities, but in a slightly different form. This will require physical contact, but it is possible, and you will have more power potential than before. It would take a bit of getting used to, like breaking in the airbag on a blimp, but in the end it'll work better than before."
Sorry, no post right now. I am currently infuriated over losing a huge post to a cope/paste accident. Will make sure to post later.
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