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Current So, as an American, what do I do when I need to choose between illegal immigration to Canada and dying in a civil war?
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8 yrs ago
When you try to write an essay on climate change but it just degrades into angry rambling halfway through.
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Conquer it, conquer the bread.
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Up until today I've never had any trouble with my EUIV Japan games. Today I got stomped five times in a row before even uniting the country.
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I'm a weeaboo communist. Are you surprised?

EDIT: You probably are now, but I'm not going to tell you why you wouldn't have been like two years ago. You get to agonize over that yourself.

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Kepler-186 F
The commandos continued firing, but it was clear that they couldn't take it out. As such, a message was sent out from the planet asking for assistance from the fleet. Seconds after it was sent, thousands of ships answered the call individually and began bombarding the armor suit with space-ground lasers. The few carriers launched fighters, which entered the atmosphere, using their wings to stay above the ground, and began strafing runs on the suit.

Commune
"Acknowledged, thank you."
The shuttle docked with the station, and its hatch opened to reveal Lahnha and two Abh commandos. They rushed to the Zonanese diplomats, and before they could respond to meeting the new species, Lahnha dropped a rubber ball to the floor and followed it with her hand. It didn't bounce. Then, it slowly began to lift upwards towards her eyes, which glowed in a way similar to the Triarii, but red instead of orange.
"Please forgive the unorthodox first contact, but I had to show you that. Not all magic is gone, either that or my people have some other kind of energy. Your nation is the only one the Federation trusts with this knowledge. Now, we can initiate an official first contact between our peoples. As I stated earlier, I am Admiral Lahnha, formerly Captain. I command the SISA Andal Provektkrei Av, the one and only starship constructed by my species. Our primary power source is steam, but we are undergoing the transition to fusion and antimatter power, and the first skyliners without massive boilers and gasbags are taking to the skies using negative mass levitation. It is an honor to meet your people, the humans say you are a noble species."

Former Equestrian Space, EP-9457
Untold numbers of ships jumped into the system, with at least 20 million colonists among them headed for the planet below. The rest of the ships inserted themselves into an orbit around the star itself, just outside of its corona. Mining ships jumped from the asteroid belt to the chosen standard orbit, dumping materials into space. Construction ships launched trillions of nanobots, collecting the materials and using them to construct antimatter collection stations along with huge solar arrays. Some began to construct huge stations, all of them would be later used as command stations for the colonization of Equestrian space. Half the AIF fleet was in the system, with the rest conducting light border patrol and colonizing other areas of Equestrian space. The derelict quantum gate in the system suddenly reactivated, and starships began pouring out of it. As none of them were transmitting Federation codes, an interception fleet broke off from the main ring of ships around the star. It was led by Admiral Spoor and Admiral Fergus McClain, each of them commanding ten thousand ships. As there was an uncountable number of ships in the system, they wouldn't be missed.

The menacing flagships McClain and Lashkau floated towards the unidentified starships, with their heavy battlecruisers in tow. The fleet showed the diversity of the Federation, as it had ships from every faction in it, even the newly constructed Boskop Explorers and Ethra'Hirel Protectors. The shields on the ships activated along with the shield produced by a group of a dozen Dolphin shield ships, covering the entire fleet in a blue bubble of argon plasma. An audio/visual message was sent from the IFV McClain.
"I am Admiral McClain of the Allied Interstellar Federation, commanding the flagship of its combined Starfleet. We are made up of five factions, the Human Cooperative, the Humankind Empire Abh, the 42 Aquatic Clans, the Kepler Alliance, and the Progenitor Refugees. This system has been claimed by the Federation as a whole, and you are trespassing. You will identify yourselves immediately and explain your intentions."

Loroi
The Loroi have finally agreed to join the Federation after years of contemplation, and the treaty has been signed on Mars! The integration of the Loroi Guard into the Federation Armed Forces has begun, and it has been noted that their ships use mainly laser weaponry and conventional explosives. Refit work has begun on all of their starships, bringing their lasers up to Federation standards and replacing their conventional explosive warheads with antimatter ones.

Message to the former Equiis Pact Nations (Not including Sazkarjhia)
The Federation forces in former Equestrian Space have sent a message to the former nations of the Equiis Pact, but any nation would be able to view it.
"Former members of the Equiis Pact, the cooperative you were once a part of have regrettably been destroyed with the death of all Equestrian species. I do not know your attitude towards the Equestrians, but I do know that you are small nations when compared to superpowers such as the Triarian Collective and our own nation, the Allied Interstellar Federation. This message has been sent to invite you to the Federation, your systems will be protected by Federation forces and your technologies enhanced with our own. Your war fleets shall be refitted with our most advanced weaponry, and your everyday lives will be enhanced by our advanced technology. You will never have to fear any diseased again, and crime will practically disappear. Your species will no longer be mere afterthoughts, you will be important parts of the great machine that is the allied Interstellar Federation!"

((Letting Duck control the former Equiis Pact nations that are now NPCs for this.))
I'm colonizing all of their planets, with a focus on the border ones.
((Sorry for not having any IC here, but I saw the number of posts, and I'm in school, so...
700th POST!!!!!!))
Kepler-186 F
"Well then, best of luck to you." Said the Boskop, ordering everybody out of the area. A squad of Abh commandos took their place, holding laser-railgun hybrids. Having been equipped with EMP shielding, the weapons worked perfectly, as did their negative mass harnesses. Activating their harnesses, they floated upwards with upward thrusts, appearing counterproductive for someone trying to go up. The team reached the top of the armor suit, and the squad leader looked it right in the eyes just as the governor had done. A quick transmission from their neural transmitters, having also been protected, reached the secondary capital of the planet, alerting the others of the problem. They fired their lasers at the suit, producing an incredibly powerful energy beam wearing down the suit's shields. They dodged the suit's fire using their negative mass harnesses, adjusting the amount of negative mass in their boots to control their vertical velocity. Far off in the distance, dropships and tanks could be seen heading towards the area, with artillery shells impacting the suit already.

Equestrian Downfall
Federation starships have begun moving into former Equestrian space, setting up defense perimeters around their former worlds and orbital command posts. Colony ships have also been sent to the perimeter worlds, building small cities on the Equestrian planets as no Terragen can use the buildings left behind. However, no ships not in the Federation military are being permitted entry and no messages have been sent on the subject of this sudden activity, only sensor images show what is happening. Untold numbers of starships combing the void, the carriers among them deploying even larger numbers of spy drones. Every major Admiral the Federation has, Spoor, Yuuki Sora, Fergus, and Emily, each with as many starships under their command as the officially released Federation fleet numbers. It was obvious that the Federation had been lying about their strength this whole time.

Commune, Zonanese Space
A Federation transport jumped in using a conventional warp drive, venting the negative energy and slowing to orbital speed. A rotating ring provided gravity for its Terragen occupants, well, mostly Terragen occupants. An unarmed dropship slowly floated out of the transport's hangar bay, and it transmitted a message.
On the receiving screen, the blue face of the alien who called herself Lahnha could be seen, it was a confused but exited look.
"Admiral Lahnha, Shuroh International Space Agency, currently a member of the Allied Interstellar Federation. We have information that we trust only you with at the current time, therefore I request permission to land and meet with a diplomatic party."
Yeah... no. There's salvage.
Yeah, and I can tell you already, the humans are going to absolutely hate its organizational structure.
Mars
'Uhh..." Dmitri said "I suppose this means I'm free now?" He tried to open the door to the outside with magic, but it wouldn't work. He tried again and again, but it just wouldn't open. Finally, he just opened it normally with his hand. He had the entire human species analyze the problem, and those watching news reports informed him of the disaster that had just occurred. He fell down onto his knees, and tears came from his eyes, flowing down over his face and dripping onto his casual robes.
"They had so much potential... we were going to teach them..."

Kepler-186 F
After not being brutally mauled to death by the machine, the governor seemed pleased.
"Probably not a test, either that or they're trying to be way more in depth than the Draconians were. Eh, we should be able to pass any test thrown at us at this point. I'll have some spec-ops posted here just in case. If he/she/it is peaceful, take good care of them. I'll also try to establish contact with whatever nation sent them here, see if we can get some answers."
They then turned to face the suit again, just like before.
"A warning for you, if this is a test, then we will pass. Ever seen a Draconian war fleet? Probably not, because they're an endangered species, but they were once just as powerful as you, perhaps even more so. They sent dozens of ships to attack our birthworld as a test. We had four ships armed with projectile weapons. We passed their test, we will pass yours as surely as we are inferior. Just because we are a backwater with no connection to the neural net doesn't mean that we can't pass your test."
The Governor left the room, and the crew went back to work. The lead researcher-a Boskop-ordered the armor to be cut slowly and carefully with a standard saw. The mechanics tried, but they ended up with a sawblade in dire need of sharpening. The Boskop went over to the control panel and ordered a scan with a quick tap of his index finger. A blue glow covered the suit for a few moments, then disappeared as abruptly as it had come into being. Taking a glance at the results, he walked over to the suit with a curious look on his face.
"It seems like some sort of graphene-nanobot combo, on par with our adaptive nanoarmor. It is significantly thicker, so we'll have to use railguns if this is a test. Anyways, we'll need a cancer treatment ward operational and the safeties on the TRS turned off, deactivate wards 1 through 10 and give the patients nanobots for now. We've got to get through the armor if we want to help whatever's inside."

Equestrian Fall
The Federation has made no comment on the event, but no starship has moved and no signal has been sent between the planets aside from neural transmissions. Nobody entering Federation space was stopped for a customs check, and even passenger cruisers have stopped in their tracks. In fact, only a few were working, all of them in a genetics lab. Only a single message was sent outside of AIF space.
"A species has been destroyed, no genetic material remains. Magic has been purged from the universe, yet we hear an entire nation is celebrating. Did you never see their potential? Did you never think that one day they could become the shining beacon of peace they thought they were? As for us, we will mourn the Equestrians, for thirty days and thirty nights, for that is what one must do to respect the dead who were simply misguided."
Mars Hostage Situation
"Yes, yes we will." Said Dmitri "Sorry for that misunderstanding, always a danger in intergalactic negotiations. We request that we choose the best of our species through some sort of system, designed by us. Perhaps a contest. Besides that, I do not agree with you. Humanity is nothing special, we're nothing more than a speck of dust floating through the universe. It may be significant to us, but in the big picture, our existence doesn't matter. When Humanity is gone, nobody will care, no tears will be shed. Our death will most likely come from rightful retribution, after we fell back to our true state. The state of warfare, of conquering. That is what humans have always been, we just hide it with our shame, but we know what happens when we lose our shame. Billions die, all because we don't agree with each other. We are inferior, not superior, and we can never change that. We did evolve without any help, but we evolved to become a twisted species driven by our own desires. We can never be anything else. I honestly do see why anyone would ever want to preserve humanity."

Vents
"We are escorting her Imperial Highness Ablïarsec Néïc Dubleuscr Bœrh Parhynr Lamhirh and his Excellency Artilithan'Harashnuh'Releimpel to an undisclosed secure location until the threat passes. Please do not interfere." Said one of the guards, holding out his ceremonial assault rifle.

Aeternals
The AIF has made sure that the Supremes know that the Aeternals will comply with the preservation, but will not go through the same selection process as the others due to their small numbers. This has also been made a holiday, as they are the first non-Terragen full species to join the Federation. One has to wonder just how many holidays the Federation has, as they seem to just make every day one.

Kepler-186 F, Capital Medical Center
A medical research team swarmed around the strange object, scans were unable to penetrate the armor, though they suspected there was a living creature inside. Finally, the governor of the colony arrived at the room. The doctors ran over to her, telling her everything they knew, which amounted to almost nothing. They did know it was involved in the earthquake and tsunami, along with a wormhole that opened up on the ocean floor. Despite frantic warning, the governor walked right up to the thing, and looked at where the eyes of a humanoid would be.
"Welcome to Kepler-186 F. If you're genuinely in distress, then my people can help you. If this is a test, which is more likely, then let's get on with it."
The AIF does hold more planets than the Equiis Pact did, remember, when they want more planets but don't have the people they create the perfect people for the job and send them out. When combined with the human subconscious thirst for power, and their conscious thirst for exploration, that results in a lot of planets.
Yeah, we don't control as many as the Dracs did. Especially since it was implied that the Draconians had at least 87 galaxies.
Also, that sentence kind of describes the idea of the Draconians from an in-character standpoint. Making any action based off of another view would be godmodding.

Oh yeah, do you two have to constantly clog up the OOC with your never-ceasing verbal slappy fights? I know that the OOC is kind of here to be clogged up, but please take it to a PM.
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