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4 yrs ago
Current So, as an American, what do I do when I need to choose between illegal immigration to Canada and dying in a civil war?
5 yrs ago
Woo! Got the prick!
8 yrs ago
When you try to write an essay on climate change but it just degrades into angry rambling halfway through.
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8 yrs ago
Conquer it, conquer the bread.
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8 yrs ago
Up until today I've never had any trouble with my EUIV Japan games. Today I got stomped five times in a row before even uniting the country.
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I'm a weeaboo communist. Are you surprised?

EDIT: You probably are now, but I'm not going to tell you why you wouldn't have been like two years ago. You get to agonize over that yourself.

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Assassination
Federation computer monitors and television screens all over the Local Group suddenly switched to an image of the AIF Seal, playing the drawn-out annoying beep used by the Federation Emergency Broadcast System as a message was sent directly from Mars. The signal was not encoded, so any nation could pick up the message. However, they made a point to avoid sending it to any active fleets.
"This message is being broadcast by the orders of the Allied Interstellar Federation Council and Human Cooperative Council. You are required to be attentive to this message."
The alert beep played again, and the face of Vice President Alexey Leonti appeared. It was not his usual happy-go-lucky expression though, he looked sad, an expression that was always bad news when on his face.
"It is regretfully that I deliver this message to you. Our President-my friend-Dmitri Saveli has been killed by an assassin. Recovered sound recordings from the room have revealed that this man is a human supremacist, and incredibly dangerous. The attack was carried out with a Rafiq&Yasser GW-25 projectile handgun, firing adaptive rounds. If you know anyone who owns such munitions then you are to report them to your local police forces immediately. We believe that he had an accomplice named Robert, no mention of a last name was made. If you know anyone named Robert who has been acting suspicious, report them to local police forces immediately. If you witness any human supremacist rallies or attacks, report them to the Federation Military and your Local Militia. If you are a non-human, report the event and await the arrival of commando teams."
The alert beep played for a final third time, but for once nobody was annoyed. Not that they were feeling any positive emotions.
Well, people can still say stuff. Have a random sensors officer mention a radar blip that never comes up again or something, maybe have foreshadowing in some galaxy that nobody will ever reach? Borg? Reapers? Omnipotent beings? we've got to have some roleplay deus ex machina! VotS collects those!
I can't revive it this time, I made the last post.
Assasination
Hearing gunshots, an Abh doctor living in a nearby apartment rushed to the scene, bringing a coilgun pistol she kept for self defense. She kicked down the door, only to find an open window and Dmitri's body lying on the floor with blood flowing from his head. There were two bullet holes, directly into the brain and straight through the neural transmitter. There was no hope of memory recovery. The Abh ran to the nearest videophone, and called the police. Minutes later, the office was crawling with secret service agents and CSI personnel. Whoever the assassin was, they were smart. The only evidence of who did it were the bullets, ancient designs for gunpower pistols. Such weapons were almost exclusively used for assassinations, as they left no energy signature or plasma residue. Furthermore, gunpowder was expensive, as nobody produced it anymore. Therefore, whoever fired the shots was well funded. Since a human weapon was used, it is believed that the assassin is involved with the Cooperative government. Aside from this, nobody knows who did it.

Mars
A Loroi security officer saw Adam Agata on the streets of Valles Marineris City, the capital of the Federation. She quickly ruched up to him, having heard news of the assassination on the neural net. Shoving him into an alleyway using the inherent psychic powers of her species, she raised her laser rifle and took up a defensive posture. Turning her head around to look at Adam, she spoke to him.
"Haven't you heard? The President was just killed in his own apartment! You should be in a military base, not walking around on the streets! We've got to get you to a secure location, you're almost certainly next on the assassin's hit list!"

Rebellion
Local troops have begun to put down the rebellion, massively outgunning the rebels with tanks and the support of Loroi psychics, which the rebels obviously don't have due to being Terragen supremacists. The government doesn't expect much to come of the movement, as the vast majority of the human population are practically brainwashed due to the strict laws regarding the teaching of the Common Sense Doctrine in all schools and in religious meetings.

Planetary Disappearance
"Every starship has a Dolphin/Boskop tactical team assigned to it, the Dolphins monitor a 3-D map while the Boskops monitor a 4-D one with predictions made by the fleetmind. Both are fully operational. They're not exactly holographic, but they look about the same. Our wormjump ships are standing by to assist in the creation of the portal."
Kepler F
With the enemy pressing the attack, the Federation has sent the 1st Defense Fleet in an attempt to pass the test. It is comprised of one million warships and enough troop transports for a continental invasion. A message has been transmitted from the arriving fleet to the enemy, just before the attack.
"This test is certainly harder than the previous ones, you're actually trying to give a good test instead of simply assuming that you'll trample all over us. Once we pass the test, we look forward to establishing relations with your people."

Planetary Disappearance
The Federation fleet sent a message to the Supremes as they had requested.
"This fleet contains approximately twenty million warships, most of which are Abh and Dolphin. As this new threat escaped unscathed, we will need to bring in the rest of the Operation Phantom Flame fleet for this. You have our cooperating with the plan."
As the message finished transmitting, more wormholes opened up and starships poured out of them. The blue glow surrounded the entire planetary system, and the arriving ships adjusted their warp drives so as to create an antigravity effect, preventing the disruption of planetary orbits. The original fleet was huge, but the one that now stood in the system was larger than simple logic would allow it to be given the released territory data of the Federation. There could be more personnel stationed on the ships of the fleet than there are stars in the Milky Way, more than were killed in the Common Sense War. The system was flooded with transmissions, the newly arriving ships reporting in. All the Admirals assigned to Equestrian space were there, Spoor, Emily, Fergus, and Yuuki. The numbers of the fleet were well into the billions, more powerful than anyone who had lived before First Contact could have ever imagined. The flagships opened up a channel with the Supreme fleet, grouping all of them together to form a kind of conference call. Surprisingly, there was another fleet in the area, led by a ship painted white in stark contrast to the black void of space. The commander of this vessel was the first to speak.
"1st Abh Imperial Fleet reporting in, Empress Ablïarsec Néïc Dubleuscr Bœrh Parhynr Lamhirh ((Empress Lafiel)) commanding."
The other fleets began to report in as well, falling in behind the 1st Fleet.
"Combined Federation War Fleet, reporting in. Admiral Fergus McClain commanding."
"2nd Abh Imperial Fleet reporting in, Admiral Spaurh Aronn Saicspath Nimh Laitpanr Painaich ((Spoor)) commanding."
"Cooperative Aid Fleet reporting in, Admiral Emily Smith commanding."
"Cooperative War Fleet reporting in, Admiral Yuuki Sora commanding."
"Now that we've got that out of the way, you're going to need help with that portal. This fleet is a bit too big to fit through a small one. " Said Admiral Spoor, for once in her life sounding exited.
Asari World
A blue wormhole appeared, larger than any ever seen by a non-Terragen before. It simply stood there for what seemed like an eternity, and then the ships came. Uncountable numbers, battleships, troop transports, destroyers, escorts, every type of starship operated by the Federation military. The fleet dwarfed all others in the system, and it too simply stood there. Then the shields activated, glowing blue as they seemed to flow in order to cover the ships projecting them. A huge fleet shield also went up, covering the entire fleet in the blue glow of argon plasma. The brilliant glow advanced towards the planet, tachyon drives at full power. It was a menacing sight, the power of a modern Federation fleet hadn't been shown yet, and it appeared that this fleet was ready to display its power.

It advanced through the void, and it came into effective weapons range. If any enemy personnel survived, they would call their failure to run their greatest mistake.
Blinding orange lights leapt out of the warships, lighting up the dark vacuum of space as they traveled towards their target. Missiles were launched as well, carrying their explosive antimatter payload to the invading ships. Yet even then, ships were still pouring through the wormhole, firing as soon as they got into range. It was never though that the Federation controlled such power, but here was the fleet, larger than any other seen before. Even while firing, the Federation still sent a message to the invading forces.
"You have made a grave error by attacking this world, I suggest that you retreat while you still can. That time will soon come to an end."
Kepler-186 F
Having defeated the mech, new ships have been sent to the system. Mobile defense platforms are arriving as well, because there's no way a single mech could be the entire test. Evacuation of the planet has begun in the event of another ground invasion, leaving only the military behind.

((Please don't hurt me, there isn't anything else to say!))
Message to the New Roman Empire
"Thank you, it pleases us to learn that you will try to preserve the legacy of a nation you never contacted.I have ordered all Federation outposts in this area to allow your ships to pass."

Asteroid
Federation troops have been sent to protect the data cache, and historians are copying the data into their own databases along with printing it out for physical storage. The utmost care is being taken to ensure that no data is lost, and of course biologists are looking everywhere for any evidence of a genetic code to bring back any Equestrian species. Millions of Church of Faust members have begun adopting the culture preserved, trying to carry on the Equestrian traditions.

Encoded Message to Adam Agata
Directed to: Adam Agata, Council Office #23
Sent From: Dmitri Saveli, IFV Unity
"Mr. Agata, a top secret civil intelligence agency has discovered a possible plot against the government of the Human Cooperative. The Terran Manufacturing Conglomerate, a starship producer for the Human Cooperative, has been seen fielding their own navy using advanced weaponry and defenses. The current CEO of the company is Robert McClain, who simply cannot be the man behind this unauthorized military. As a member of the McClain clan and brother of Fergus McClain, he undoubtedly supports the government and has shown his loyalty many times. Therefore, it must be a subordinate. I have chosen to alert only you of this because I know I can trust you. You were a spy for the Equiis Pact, so you can't have any connection with the TMC, anyone else could though. I want you to lead an investigation, mainly because it would look suspicious if the infamously anti-capitalist president allocated government resources to the infiltration of a corporation supposed to emulate a capitalist economy. You, however, are a man of the people. They chose to keep you in office even after we figured out you were a spy, nobody would question it if you infiltrated the TMC. They would likely support you, as even though you were a spy, you still wanted to help people. I urge you to help me in this matter, any rebellion against the Human Cooperative would have a selfish motive, as we are as equal as we can possibly be. If you find that their goals are to help people, then we will simply shut down their armed rebellion plans and put them on the ballot."
Well, it was chucked by a goddess, so let's say it was invisible to sensors before entering the atmosphere or something.
Message to the New Roman Empire
"The Earth Alliance was reformed into the Allied Interstellar Federation decades ago, you're the 'New Roman Republic', huh? Probably from one of the early colony missions I ordered. Well then, you're excused from not following the Doctrine. There's a lot that you missed, I hate to bear this news, but there have been two more wars between different human factions. The first one took three hundred billion lives, and the second... it took trillions of lives. However, we have made much progress. Humanity created the Abh, uplifted the Dolphins, and made amends with two species that left Earth before the wheel was invented. We apologize for our hostility, but the nation that once controlled this area was... friendly towards us. They called us their greatest ally, and thus we are claiming as much of their space as possible to preserve their legacy. All we know is that some sort of disease killed them, and we cannot rule out the possibility that it was an alien bioweapon. If you wish, we could create a joint colonization effort, as long as you promise to preserve at least one Equestrian city per planet."

Message to all Other Nations from the Humankind Empire of Abh
"The Allied Interstellar Federation wishes to make it clear that all Equestrian worlds are open for colonization without the interference of Federation forces. However, we ask that you preserve at least one city on every planet in memory of the Equestrians. We know many of you despised them, but humans despise the aggressive forces in the Common Sense War, yet they still mourn them, as do us Abh. No threat comes with this request, it would simply please our people. We understand if you refuse, as many of you likely despise us as well. Just remember this; we do not despise you."

Equiis Pact Nations
The Allied Interstellar Federation has accepted the Batarians into its union, and defense forces have been ordered to their borders. Construction ships are arriving to upgrade their existing stations and ships (with their permission of course). The integration of nanobots has begun as well, and inoculation has begun. Huge shipments of the antigravity cars used commony in the Federation have arrived, and free flying lessons are being given to anybody who wishes to receive one. The Federation obviously hopes to turn the Batarians into a shining example of their benefits.
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