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Current So, as an American, what do I do when I need to choose between illegal immigration to Canada and dying in a civil war?
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Woo! Got the prick!
8 yrs ago
When you try to write an essay on climate change but it just degrades into angry rambling halfway through.
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8 yrs ago
Conquer it, conquer the bread.
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8 yrs ago
Up until today I've never had any trouble with my EUIV Japan games. Today I got stomped five times in a row before even uniting the country.
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I'm a weeaboo communist. Are you surprised?

EDIT: You probably are now, but I'm not going to tell you why you wouldn't have been like two years ago. You get to agonize over that yourself.

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Nation App
Name (The nation must either exist, or an explanation for why it exists): The United Euro-American States, or UEAS. Still commonly referred to as America or The USA despite the recent expansion.
History (At very, absolute least two paragraphs, exceptions can be made if little history was changed and the nation is well-known): During the second World War, the United States was not involved much directly int he beginning, but they supplied their European allies with ammunition, food, raw materials, and military vehicles produced with the reawakened American industrial machine. Assistance was also provided to the resistances in France and Poland, with agents smuggling in military-grade weaponry and small amounts of raw materials for improvising more weaponry.

Later on, they decided to enter the fight after a Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor. Having spent the time until then expanding their industry and building military supplies, the US Armed Forces launched a massive invasion of Japan. With vastly superior numbers, they were able to force Japan's surrender after taking most of the nation and conducting multiple bombing runs on Tokyo. However, they had not been directly involved in Europe at all, and the war there was nearly a stalemate. With Japan out of the way, they sent most of their military to England and began planning an invasion of Nazi Germany with the rest of the allied leaders.

On January 1st, 1945, a full-scale invasion was launched across the English channel to liberate France. Over five thousand United States Navy vessels were involved in the invasion, along with similarly large aircraft and ground force numbers. Gaining a foothold in Normandy, they began to stream in the rest of their overwhelming invasion force. However, even with this huge invasion, progress was slow. V-2 rockets constantly bombarded the invading forces, causing large casualties.

Then, on June 12th, 1945. The USA tested their first nuclear weapon at White Sands Proving Ground. Footage was broadcast across the world, and on July 5th another such weapon was dropped on Berlin, killing Hitler and thousands of civilians in the process. With the enemy terrified and disorganized, the Allied invasion surged forward. Just two days after the first nuclear bombing, another bomb was dropped on Kiel in order to hit the Nazi shipyards there.

Finally, the war ended with the United States forcing the surrender and annexation of Germany. The death camps were liberated and occupation forces left behind as the rest of the soldiers sailed back to the USA. They assisted in restoring France and the other conquered nations, but refused to release their hold on original Germany, not even to their allies. This resulted in early tensions with the USSR, as they felt they had a right to part of Germany due to their participation in the war. The other allied nations said little about it, not wanting to get on the bad side of either of the emerging superpowers. Troops were placed on the border, and work began on restoring Germany and turning it into a worthy territory of the USA.

A couple years after the war, Japan threw off the small occupation force left behind and forced their own Fascist state. America has since decided not to attack for fear of provoking another nuclear-capable nation. However, tensions are extremely high and it is doubtful that peace will hold between the two nations for much longer.

In 1949, the USA officially declared Germany American soil and made the former German states official USA states. The flag was adjusted properly, and shortly after Hawaii was declared a state and the flag changed once more. This brought the total states to 66, at which point the USA abolished the Electoral System and began running elections purely off of popular vote. The Government system has also been simplified, containing the President, a single "National Council", and the Judicial Branch. While eliminating some of the checks and balances, the new system has streamlined the government and allowed it to respond much quicker. The US economy was greatly enhanced by the industrial expansion and reconstruction efforts in Germany and the previously conquered nations. Now, the USA is competing over Poland with the USSR, trying to win them over with the goal of incorporating the nation as 12 more states.

Leader (It can be the real leader of the nation at the time, or someone else): President Fergus McClain, elected through popular vote.
Space Involvement (A simple yes/no question. This will determine if your nation has a government space program. If yes, you must also make a Space Agency app): Yes
Other (Anything not listed, go as in depth as you want with this, or just make a suggestion): The UFEAS controls all of the original USA and Germany. It is still Capitalist, but extensive welfare and healthcare programs exist. Of course, any American will insist that there is nothing "Left" about the nation at all. The nation is further divided into two "Territories", the North America Territory (Containing the original 48 states plus Alaska and Hawaii) and the European Territory (Containing the 16 German states).
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Space Program App
Name (Can be anything, as long as it makes sense. Historical agencies are completely welcome): NASA (National Aeronautics and Space Administration)
History (Two paragraphs bare minimum. Who founded it, how it got started, etc. No exceptions from this one. If it is a historical program, use the real history or explain why it is different): NASA has only recently begun, the official reason for it's existence is the advancement of science and space exploration. However, the truth is that the US Government hopes it will sway smaller nations into siding with the USA against the USSR, with the ultimate goal of absorbing as many nations as possible through the new doctrine of "Awe and absorb". Multiple projects have been green lit by the National Council, including missile programs and orbital satellite launches. The President has personally taken over NASA and has interestingly taken funds from the National Guard, Coast Guard, and the Unites States Army.

Despite the unofficial reason for it's existence, those working for NASA (and even Fergus McClain himself) do not see prestige as their ultimate goal. They simply want to advance science, and if it means working for the military, then so be it. They have recently begun the Explorer Satellite program, in an attempt to be the first to orbit. Due to the immense funding given to it (In the hundreds of billions of dollars), they have been able to hire the best scientists and engineers for the program, as well as German scientists that defected after the war.

HQ Location (You can choose a real world or fictional site): Washington D.C, North American Territory. Planned launch sites in Cape Canaveral, Florida and Huntsville, Alabama.
Head of Program (Again, can be someone who really existed or a fictional character): Fergus McClain
Organizational Structure (Government Agency or Corporation. This will decide where you get your funding, how important the board is, etc. To be a Government Agency, you must be based in an unclaimed nation, have claimed the nation you are based in, or have an agreement with whoever claimed the nation you are based in): Government Agency
Other (Same as the Nation App): The NASA motto is "Ad Astra Per Scientiam" (To the stars through knowledge). It is used quite often at the ends of speeches, and even takes the place of a salute.
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Shoopthewoop said
Name (The nation must either exist, or an explanation for why it exists): Nazi Union of Japan (NUJ). When germany lost ww2 the nazis moved to japan. Josef Mengele took over in 47.History: Japan stayed mostly the same for until 1947, that is when Josef Mengele took over. He made the laws stricter, he changed the name, hell he even changed the government. Those are the bad things, if it wasn't for Josef taking power Japan would not of been able to create a Space Agency. Josef's first order as leader was to create a space agency. He named it NUJSA, which stands for Nazi Union of Japan's Space Agency. He sent all of the nazi scientists who went with him to the space agency and he sent the Japanese scientist to the military branch.Josef made Japan a military power. So far the NUJ have advanced planes, guns, tanks, and they have a type of nuke, also known as Mors accendente Circulus. He has started threatening China with war as he believes that Chinas land should belong to the NUJ. This has caused outrage across all of earth with the USSR threatening to attack Tokyo and the USA threatening to invade the NUJ. This does not make Josef scared, if anything this has made Josef stronger, he has started making more colleges around Japan dedicated to Rocket Science and Military Science.Leader: Josef MengeleSpace Involvement (A simple yes/no question. This will determine if your nation has a government space program. If yes, you must also make a Space Agency app): YesFlag: Religion: Nazi Buddhism: They believe Hitler was the second coming of The Buda.Special Unit: Geben zweiundachtzig Krieger 982: A person in ww2 era gear that has a Type 3 Heavy Machine Gun in his backpack and an Astra 900 as the main weapon.Leaders Appearance: Name (Can be anything, as long as it makes sense. Historical agencies are completely welcome): NUJSA (Nazi Union of Japan's Space Agency)History (Two paragraphs bare minimum. Who founded it, how it got started, etc. No exceptions from this one. If it is a historical program, use the real history or explain why it is different): Founded by Josef Mengele the NUJSA is one of the most advanced Space Agencies in the world with some even saying the most. Josef made this because he felt that if he could get to the moon first that he would be able to colonise it and start sending rockets from space to destroy New York. NUJSA was founded on the principles that no mans life is sacred if it means they can get farther into the development of the space rockets. Josef sent all of the Nazi scientists to this area as he trusted them more then any Japanese scientist.This all changed, Josef decided that he had to much on his plate and he gave it over to Zwitter Steinwhik. Zwitter knew that the only way he could make the NUJSA the greatest space agency on earth is if they recovered Die Glocke. He sent a group of agents to recover it as it was in a mine in Poland. The mission was successful and Zwitter started his real mission when it was recovered. He made the HQ larger then it was before and then he split up the NAJSA into 2 groups. The group dedicated to Space Rockets and the Group dedicated to Military Rockets. Zwitter has just started working on a rocket to the moon, he has not got very far.HQ Location (You can choose a real world or fictional site): Tokyo Japan. It is called Terra QuinquagintaHead of Program (Again, can be someone who really existed or a fictional character): Zwitter SteinwhikOrganizational Structure (Government Agency or Corporation. This will decide where you get your funding, how important the board is, etc. To be a Government Agency, you must be based in an unclaimed nation, have claimed the nation you are based in, or have an agreement with whoever claimed the nation you are based in): Government AgencyFlag:


Accepted, just remember, it's 1950. Even with German scientists, you probably aren't all that close to the Moon. Not that you even need to be, we'll probably be there at least before '65.

The Great Nahman Jayden said
Name: Espacio De Vida (Contains the modern day nations of Mexico, Guatemala, Belize, El Salvador, Honduras and Nicaragua)History: (Real life history up until this point.) In 1945, the Mexican Government seized the opportunity presented by the end of World War II to launch a military operation in Guatemala to take control of the country. After a brutally swift offensive that remains in the minds of the populace to this day, the Guatemalan military was crushed at the decisive battle of Coban. The country was fully annexed shortly after.Using his success in the Guatemalan campaign as the jumping off point for his political career, renowned General Lopez Doroteo was elected president by overwhelming majority. This led to the military drafting Operation Living Space, deciding to expand Mexican influence in Central America by conquering their smaller neighbours. To this end, Mexico signed a secret back room deal with El Salvador, promising to help them expand their influence by attacking Honduras to draw military efforts away from their Western border, where El Salvador would attack. Mexico went through with the plan, launching an invasion of Honduras in 1946. Once El Salvador commenced their invasion, another invasion force was dispatched into the territory of Mexico's former ally, attacking both nations at the same time. By the time El Salvador and Honduras had hastily signed a cease-fire and moved their full force to counter the invasion, it was too late. They both fell in late 1946.Mexico wasted no time, invading Nicaragua after re-building their strength. Unlike the other wars, the Nicaraguan campaign was hard fought and took much longer. The long and bloody war started to cause Lopez's popularity to slip, so he decided to visit the front lines and personally command the campaign. After Lopez became involved on a deeper tactical level, the Nicaraguan defense started cracking, eventually falling in 1948.Not wanting another conflict to stain his reputation, the Lopez Government issued an ultimatum to Belize. Surrender, or have the Mexican military destroy everything, creating a large chunk of uninhabited land to be rebuilt later on. Belize surrendered and were peacefully absorbed into Mexico's sphere of influence. With the operation completed, Mexico was renamed Espacio De Vida following a referendum across all territories. Leader: Lopez Doroteo and his cabinet of ministersSpace Involvement: Not yet.Other: People living within Espacio De Vida are called De Vidians, in case you're wondering what to call them in posts.I suggest getting a World Map. I've taken one off google and added in my nation. (I'm willing to be official map updater if Keyguy doesn't want to.)


Accepted! It would be great if you were the official updater, the newspaper takes forever to do.
It's up!
http://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/51751/posts/ooc


"We embarked on our journey to the stars with a question first framed in the childhood of our species and in each generation asked anew with undiminished wonder: What are the stars? Exploration is in our nature. We began as wanderers, and we are wanderers still. We have lingered long enough on the shores of the cosmic ocean. We are ready at last to set sail for the stars."
-Carl Sagan, Cosmos

Humanity, nobody expected much from them. Most humans had their lives all planned out, and to them there would be nothing in the future but their normal lives. The sensible ones were completely fine with this, for they believed the could only dream of a more exiting life. Those sensible people withered away into the history books, being known only to those who decided to spend a few days backtracking through their family tree decades in the future. They are not the writers, they are those who look at the story and say "Ridiculous! That is impossible!". Rightfully so, as well. They were completely right, the story the writers wanted to make was impossible.

The writers would know this if they were sensible, but they were not. They ignored sense and followed their dreams, never giving a thought to the sensible people who said it couldn't be done. Pushing on ahead, those writers kept their eye on their goal and never allowed to wander. Through this reckless yet calculated journey, the writers finally succeeded. They had done the impossible, something that should not have been possible for such a young and damaged species. While the sensible people watched in awe, the writers trod upon the brilliant road to the stars. While the sensible people killed and fought, the writers marched forwards. The writers had to fight, of course, they were drawn into the conflicts of the sensible. But they never stopped marching, no, they refused to allow the sensible people to be right, to accept that reality truly was nothing more than menial labor and repetition.

As the ages passed, the writers kept on marching onward. Though none had yet been able to touch a star, they kept marching with no thought to the thousands that had already failed. They made great progress in their collective quest, continuing to invent new devices to make life just a little bit easier. As life got easier, the writers had more time to think and invent yet more devices to make life even more easy. It was a self-reinforcing loop, but still the sensible people refused to give a thought to the insane dreams of the writers. They used the devices to have more time to lay around doing nothing, but the writers did not care. While all this was happening, nobody gave a though to Earth and its inhabitants, still being stuck in a repeating loop of nuclear annihilation the moment they discovered the technology. Earth rocketed towards that point, having no idea what would happen.

Then, something happened. If Gods and Goddesses exist, then their interest was surely piqued. Something anomalous had occurred on that insignificant Earth, though they now had harnessed the power of the atom, their voices continued to speak. Their hearts kept beating, their DNA remained normal, their atmosphere was not full of ash. They had survived the creation of the nuclear bomb, something that had never before happened in the galaxy. Suddenly, Earth was no so insignificant anymore. The writers were closer than ever to achieving their goals.

The stars in the night sky burn brighter than ever, beckoning us writers to them. To some the stars say "We will give you power", to others "We will give you respect". Yet more hear "We will give you knowledge", and to a select few, they say something similar yet completely different.
To those few, they say "We will give you a home".
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As you might have possible realized by now, this roleplay begins right at the dawn of the space race. Obviously, that means it is an alt-history roleplay. However, the in-universe history only loosely sticks to real life. The allies still won WW2, but details are left to the players to decide. The Cold War is going on, but the details of it are absent unless someone points them out in the roleplay.

Now, this is an NRP (obviously). However, you can also play exclusively as a space agency if you want. Actually, they will be the primary focus of this RP, if the title didn;t tell you that already. Apps are as follows:

=Nation App=
Name (The nation must either exist, or an explanation for why it exists):
History (At very, absolute least two paragraphs, exceptions can be made if little history was changed and the nation is well-known):
Leader (It can be the real leader of the nation at the time, or someone else):
Space Involvement (A simple yes/no question. This will determine if your nation has a government space program. If yes, you must also make a Space Agency app):
Other (Anything not listed, go as in depth as you want with this, or just make a suggestion):

=Space Program App=
Name (Can be anything, as long as it makes sense. Historical agencies are completely welcome):
History (Two paragraphs bare minimum. Who founded it, how it got started, etc. No exceptions from this one. If it is a historical program, use the real history or explain why it is different):
HQ Location (You can choose a real world or fictional site):
Head of Program (Again, can be someone who really existed or a fictional character):
Organizational Structure (Government Agency or Corporation. This will decide where you get your funding, how important the board is, etc. To be a Government Agency, you must be based in an unclaimed nation, have claimed the nation you are based in, or have an agreement with whoever claimed the nation you are based in):
Other (Same as the Nation App):

=Rules=
1: While everyone is welcome, we expect at least a paragraph for each post, with readable grammar and spelling that does not cause us to feel physical pain in our eyes. Assume our eyes are extremely sensitive and we have extreme problems with dealing with pain.
2: Please be sensible, goofiness is allowed, utter stupidity? No. You can crack jokes, but you can't build buildings in the shape of pink bears. Unless your mascot is the pink bear, and you have a good reason for it to be a pink bear. Which you don't.
3: We will continue as far as activity permits us, that means we may pass our current year. This does not mean you get FTL and replicators. If we ever reach a point where sci-fi is acceptable, that sci-fi is going to be harder than tungsten. Google ways to do what you want to do if you have to, just don't build a "Whatever Drive". Did I mention no FTL? Ever? Follow Einstein, would you?
4: My decision is final, even when I change it multiple times. Especially when i change it. Because that will probably happen a lot.

Now, onto the gameplay mechanics! These following folders will tell you everything you need to know about the stat part of the RP:









ASTA said
So you complain about the RP losing its science fiction premise, but then you decide to add a magic-orientated nation and species to the roleplay?


Yeeeeeeeeeah. It's like saying Star Wars is bad because the Force is too close to magic, then making a Jedi OC. To be honest, we do kind of need to change the title from Sci-Fi to Science Fantasy.

Of course, all these Gods and Goddesses are actually extradimensional beings, and magic is basically the force. Honestly, we're just not sure what to classify it as. You see, it's been my policy to never reject something based on how strange it is, but only based on whether or not it will disrupt the RP with OP power levels.
Lakfakalle, Kalle Star System
The sun began to fade into night once again, after the glare of the supernova and the sudden light of day after being enveloped in a solid sphere, the night was welcome. Everyone on the planet looked up at the sky, wondering just how much had been destroyed. Those who expected to be greeted by the comforting presence of Terra in the distance were disappointed, as it was nothing more than dust floating through the void. The gaseous remnants of the once mighty Hyphelia formed a small cloud of gas, but even in all this destruction, there was survival.

In that gas cloud laid hundreds of space stations, the same ones used to gather fuel. They were charred and dented, but their hulls were not breached even by a supernova. They floated there in the leaf-like green gaseous remnants of Hyphelia, a symbol of hope for Lakfakalle, collecting the remaining gases to be used as fuel. They may have lost two worlds and twenty billion lives, but they had not yet lost their hope for the future. That hope still lived, in every Child of Lakfakalle, it lived. Even though they had just gone through a tragedy, they were more determined than ever to earn their place in the universe.

Rockets began to fly from the surface once more, bringing up hastily constructed warp rings to continue the collective dreams of Lakfakalle. Construction workers put everything they had into the new space stations above the planet. Completely normal and unremarkable citizens donated anything extra they had, this time not to a war effort, but to an expansion effort. Recruiting offices were flooded with people of all ages and species, signing up for colony programs and military positions. Researches started trying every idea they could come up with until they got something that could help the Federation rebuild. It was like the ancient Earth Alliance all over again, pulling themselves out of a horrific war and constructing something great out of the ashes.

Twilight's Room
Urania smiled, and began pacing like an Admiral before a battle.

"There is a system called Sol, send a fleet there, set up an outpost. Arm it well, fortify the system, make it a fortress. Others may be there, and you may be fighting them already, but do not fire on them. Transmit peace messages, ask them to help you defend the system. This involved the Imperial threat, Sol is a perfect inter-universal jump point, as the system's space-time has been weakened by the centuries of heavy warp drive operation. Oh yes, the Triarians. Contact Lakfakalle and ask for assistance, don't specify military, just for assistance. It'll most likely end the war, probably. I make it a point to not look into the future, there's no fun in knowing everything."

Azwraith (Imperial)
Security teams began to stream into the bay, each one getting cut down almost instantly by the unstoppable Triarian advance. This was a tactic the crew certainly didn't expect to encounter, but they were prepared for it.

A message was sent out to the rest of the fleet, the voice of a human being carried on normal radio waves.

"All ships, retreat to system S-094, flagship self destruct protocols are in place! As Admiral, I am giving Captain Hoshino the field commission of Admiral. [i] Haigranizol Terra! Haigranziol Humanidad!"

With the order, the fleet disappeared in a red haze of tachyon particles. Meanwhile, the flagship remained. Alarms began to blare onboard, and viewscreens all over the ship displayed a two-minute self destruct countdown timer.
WilsonTurner said
I was in response to the LCF's use of Draconians.


Those were alternate universe Draconians, being used by the mirror universe counterpart to the old Earth Alliance. Lakfakalle has nothing to do with it.
The Great Nahman Jayden said
Name of nation: Vedian CommuneSpecies: The Vedians, a peaceful race of magically inclined beings with an average lifespan of 750 years. A tall and skinny species with grey leathery skin, yellow bulb like eyes and no hair on any part of their body. With no mouth, they communicate entirely telepathically and can even use their telepathic abilities to manipulate people, although this doesn't work on hiveminds. Vedians oppose violence but are not pacifist, willing to fight to defend themselves in the event that they are attacked. Their primary objective is to create a strong network of political alliances to deter any who plan to attack them, although Vedians prefer to keep themselves out of any conflicts that are initiated by their allies.Their homeworld (and only world) is the large planet of Auzhan.Description of government: The Vedian Commune is ruled by an unknown entity known as Zoram who has telepathic connection with any one who is on Auzhan as well as those who are nearby the planet. A council is responsible for organizing the food and water supplied to local citizens, each council responsible for one region of the planet. All councils are governed by the Supreme Council, an organization who's members are chosen directly by Zoram himself, only being replaced if a member dies. Any citizen who wants to join a local council may apply to be elected, with a new local council election happening every 5 years. All policies are decided by Zoram.All supplies are magically created by a volunteer workforce, with the planet having run dry of resources long ago. Citizens who do not work receive supplies for free, although slightly less than those on the council, in the military or workforce. Voting in local council elections is compulsory. Description of military: The Vedian Commune utilizes offensive magic rather than weapons, with no weapons ever having been made in the history of the Vedian Commune. During schooling, all citizens of the Vedian Commune are taught to use offensive magic to ensure that they are ready in the event of an attack, with the standing army being almost entirely made up of military researchers who attempt to discover the secrets of greater offensive spells. Since the majority of citizens remain unemployed, drawing up an army quickly is easy.History: Auzhan was once a lush and beautiful land covered with trees and grasslands, with the Vedians being a small primitive tribe that suffered constantly from raids by hostile wildlife. However, the tribe fell under the influence of Zoram at a point when they were almost destroyed, causing their innate magical energies to be unlocked. Using their new abilities, the Vedians exterminated all hostile wildlife and began using magical abilities to synthesise construction materials and building a massive city raised above the ground that soon grew across the planet, transforming Auzhan into an ecumenopolis.Beneath the city lies an overgrown forest that is teeming with natural wildlife. Expeditions down into the forests are rare, with the Vedians deciding that they would rather expand their influence to the stars. If only they could unlock the secrets of space travel...( I never was very good at apps and this isn't a great one. But then again, it's about the RP, not the app.


Accepted!
darkwolf687 said
In his defence, he said the Triarii, who survived the war with their tech and knowledge mostly intact. The mustangs and stuff are from the LCF, who are basically the unadvanced humans who sort of stumbled blindly onto space travel.


Well, not really. The LCF is 90's humanity, but with more species. The only reason the have Warp Drive is because a negative energy factory was abandoned on their planet, so when their Miguel Alcubierre came up with Warp Drive, they had the ability to build it without spending decades figuring out how to make negative energy. However, they are the ones with mustangs. Or should I say random SUVs.
Outfitted with mortars and machine guns.

Also, Wilson. You're not allowed to start a war because you disagree with someone OOC. Just, no. Stop. Now.
WilsonTurner said
That just means that one company of soldiers that are equal to Draconian soldiers of the current technological levels would be able to take down another nation's army.


I'm not sure what you're trying to say, but it sure looks like you're saying that the Draconians are all-powerful gods.
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