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4 yrs ago
Current So, as an American, what do I do when I need to choose between illegal immigration to Canada and dying in a civil war?
5 yrs ago
Woo! Got the prick!
8 yrs ago
When you try to write an essay on climate change but it just degrades into angry rambling halfway through.
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8 yrs ago
Conquer it, conquer the bread.
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8 yrs ago
Up until today I've never had any trouble with my EUIV Japan games. Today I got stomped five times in a row before even uniting the country.
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I'm a weeaboo communist. Are you surprised?

EDIT: You probably are now, but I'm not going to tell you why you wouldn't have been like two years ago. You get to agonize over that yourself.

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Shoopthewoop said
I think I am addicted to this Roleplay, I hate it when that happens.

This roleplay has been extremely addictive since the original was put up in 2013... I think that was the year. Anyways, it consumes you the same way Tvtropes does.
If you have not yet been to Tvtropes, you will google it now. We are the Tropers. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Lower your shields and prepare to be boarded. Resistance is futile.

Oh yeah, update will be tomorrow.

solamelike said
With this logic my next post will be "We have taken over all of China"You cant just claim to have taken somewhere.This Rp is a space race rp. It Is far too freeform to become a war simulator, as each side has no way of being equal.I don't see why you cant see how war mongering in this setting is completely ridiculous.


War is okay, warmongering is okay if it is balanced and makes sense. This does neither of those. Well, I guess this means my third ban.

OFFICIAL PROCLAMATION FROM THE BARON OF THE GRAND DUCHY OF UNTOLD EMPIRES, KING OF THE VOID OF THE STARS EMPIRE, AND MILITARY DICTATOR BENEVOLENT LEADER OF SPACE RACE
I hereby declare Ninjapenguin banned from the Space Race 1950: Road to the Stars roleplay on charges of godmodding, posting on the level of what's left of the MCF Roleplaying secion, and suspicion of trolling or troll-like activities.
MAY THIS ROLEPLAY BE CLEANSED OF ALL HERESY. LONG LIVE THE IMPERIUM OF MAN SPACE RACE!
solamelike said
China should know they will probably not get anywhere near US lands before the ships are destroyed....


"Sir, enemy vessels incoming!"
*Hysterical laughing*
"Launch a few V-4s! That'll get rid of the fleet in a few minutes!"
"Yes Sir!"
*More laughing as they watch the Chinese fleet being completely and utterly decimated*
"Tell the fleet at Japan to nuke the Chinese."

And that's the story of how Chinese rice became a completely unavailable commodity.

Shoopthewoop said
Somehow I think ninjapenguin wants a world war


It'll be a short one, on the bright side, I get to make references to a roleplay that nobody here has ever heard of! Commencing references in 3... 2... 1...
"BLITHERING MALKRANTIAN TWATS!"
"OH MY HUMANITY, IT'S MALKRANTIAN!"
"FOR KEPLER!"
"By Sirius, the myths are true!"
"If the people involved in the Manhattan project were sons of bitches, then everyone should be ashamed to be the same species as us."
"My God, where's South Africa?"
"The only weapon that can get through their gene modded skin is the NEURAL DISRUPTOR!"
"He's ghosted!"

"Is there an Antarctican made garbage disposal on this station?"
"Yes... why?"
"TO THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL!"

"I'm not Scotty, don't beam me up"
"GET IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL! IT'S YOUR ONLY HOPE!"
Triarian Capture (Imperial)
The Admiral's eyes opened in the Triarian dropship, the nerve connections to her arms completely broken. Her nanobots had already stopped the bleeding by forming a disturbing metallic cover over the cuts that seemed to stab into the skin. However, they would be unable to repair the nerve connections due to the nature of their repairs. Her eyes weakly glowed purple for a moment, but then stopped completely. She weakly looked up at one of the Triarians in the dropship.

"Your people are physically weak." She said "Not like us Terrans, however, you always had great minds. They were assimilated into the Empire, a great asset. It matters not, we conquered your people in a dozen other universes and we can do it again here. Completely pathetic, a single widely civilized galaxy in an entire universe? You must be far less smart than the ones in our universe. But that is besides the point, I know you're going to ask for information, so I might as well tell you everything now. It can't hurt, we are unstoppable. My fleet was sent here to secure a few planets as supply outposts for the Imperial invasion force. As this is only a single galaxy, and not an entire universe. We will be bringing in fewer vessels than previously planned. A new transversal gate is being constructed in the Alpha Sol system, to connect to the sol system in this universe. Our long range scans from my fleet determined that space-time there was just as weak as it is in our own universe. That is where the Galactic Invasion will be staged, like I said, completely unstoppable. We welcome you to try and stop us, it would be quite entertaining."

Her eyes began to faintly glow purple once more, and it looked like she was trying to use psychic power. However, this attempt ultimately failed and her face took one a more distressed look as opposed to the recent confident one.

Sol System
A flood of messages came from the third planet in the system, which orbited right outside the first of the two asteroid belts. An interesting situation, most systems have either no asteroid belts or a single not, but this system had two.

"This is the President of the Democratic State of Mons, please enter orbit above the origin of this transmission and prepare for rendezvous with one of our spacecraft, it is an honor to make contact with another species! We are the largest nation of this planet, and we accept our God-given duty to be the ambassador to your people for the sentients of the planet Maas."
"This is Prime Minister Shyzhen of the Ismenius Camian State, please dock with the orbital research station above the origin of this transmission. We are the largest nation of this planet, and thus believe it is our right to act as ambassadors for the sentients of this planet."
"Emperor Diabhcal of the Humankind Empire Abh, we request that you dock at the origin of this transmission. As the only Abh nation, and the smallest in this planet's gravity well if small orbital outposts are not counted. Due to this, we are the only nation capable of acting as ambassador for the Abh species. The claim of Ismenius is true if their definition of sentient is used, pay no attention to Mons, they only wish for more control. Ismenius is the actual largest nation. However, we humbly ask that you support us, we have been oppressed by the humans for centuries and took this space station from Mons a few decades ago."

The planet had red, rocky soil and a single ocean surrounded by a green ring, where the first two transmissions came from. The last one came from a huge space station in orbit of the planet, above an energy shield that glowed blue just like Lakfakalle's. Sensor scans showed that there were hundreds of antiproton streamer defense platforms orbiting the planet, again, the same as Lakfakalle's. This, combined with the presence of humans and Abh, confirmed that whatever empire gave birth to Lakfakalle held a large area of space, as Lakfakalle and Sol were thousands of light years apart.

Lakfakalle
The carrier has been completed at Lakfakalle! Fighters and bombers are now being produced, and construction has begun on a second carrier. The new space station is taking shape, with a production facility having been added. The new carrier is being built at this facility, using materials mined from the moon of Lakfakalle that wasn't converted into a negative energy factory.
Albedo said
Neat. App incoming.Edit: Oh, meant to ask: Are there a lot of factions? And what kind of galactic events are happening?


There aren't too many, don't know the number off the top of my head though. The galaxy is being invaded from another universe currently, and I plan to resolve that story as soon as possible. I'll bet someone could give you a better summary though.
Albedo said
Hi, new guy here, possibly interested. Just a few things I wanted to ask.What's the 'average' tech levels of the major powers?Starting sizes/numbers? I wouldn't want to start writing the app and realize I'm bigger than I should be.General things to do and not to do.


What everyone else has said, and the "average" tech level would be somewhere around that of your bog standard sci-fi nation, think United Federation of Planets and Galactic Republic. Of course, they're much, much smaller than those two. Only a couple dozen planets at most, and a dozen to 500 ships. The LCF and Chaos are the exception, the LCF being at 1990's level of tech and Chaos being above everyone but the Delphans in terms of power.
Republic of Japan Relations
The UEAS has kept its fleet in Japanese waters, but has said it will not attack Japan and defend it against invasion. Diplomats have been sent over to assist in the creation of a constitution, and already the following components have been suggested:

-Racial/Gender Equality: All races and genders would be considered equal, and equal pay laws would be enforced.
-Elections: Election would take place every three or four years, and a new leader would be chosen by popular vote exclusively.
-National Council: A group of elected officials would convene on a daily basis to discuss new laws and actions, to be acted upon according to majority vote.
-People's Sovereignty: If the majority of the people believe that the leader's actions are unjust, then that leader must no longer be considered legitimate and an election would take place.
-Worker's Rights: Unions may not be interrupted, higher minimum wages, insurance of work safety.

Japanese Military Operations
The UEAS has landed the troops sent with the Pacific Command Fleet, formerly intended for a Japanese invasion, to put down the rebellions in Hiroshima and Nagasaki. It is hoped that they can quickly quell the rebellions and insert a democracy similar to that of the UEAS.

King George's Death
The UEAS has officially begun mourning the death of King George VI, and each member of the National Council as well as Fergus McClain have sent letters praising his valiant efforts during the war, and saying what a tragedy it is that the world had to lose such a great man. They have also given flowers in the name of all the citizens of the UEAS, fifty of each state flower. Fergus McClain and the National council have wished the new Queen good luck, and stated their high hopes for her.

Burma Peace Talks
The UEAS has sent a diplomat to Burma aboard the USS Utopia, a diplomatic vessel. He and the ship are now waiting for the other diplomats to arrive. However, with the news of the threats made by the new United States of the Sovocracy of the Great Russo-Chinese, many have told him to leave, as peace appears to b a lost hope. Despite this, he continues to stay at Burma, desperately hoping that they will end the insanity before nuclear weapons are dropped.

Japanese waters, UEAS Pacific Command Fleet
The fleet had taken up defensive positions, with submarines scouring the waters in search of enemy vessels and the other ships sticking close to Japan, main guns and AA defenses manned and ready to open fire. Komet aircraft patrolled the sky faster than any other aircraft could hope to fly at, scanning the skies for enemy aircraft. Jet fighters stood ready to launch at a moment's notice, fully supplied with ammo and missiles. Pilots sat twitching in their cockpits, itching for some action or the shift change. Then the call came.

"USS Intrepid, to our aft!"

The crew rushed to look at the approaching resupply vessel, two destroyers escorted it, bristling with large cannons and AA guns. The resupply ship herself was not holding normal supplies, though. It carried twelve nuclear bombs, just in case the enemy decided to come for Japan. Any attack would be met with bombings of naval shipyards, military bases, and even moving armies.

NASA
Despite extreme concerns from scientists, NASA has decided to push on with a manned launch, determined to be the first to put a man into space. Seeing the large craft the Lance Corporation was launching, NASA has decided to go with a single stage design to save production time and launch first. They have constructed a Vehicle Assembly Building, as well as two heavy SRBs, a reaction control system, a set of winglets, a heavy liquid fuel tank, a dual-nozzle liquid fuel engine, and a 1 man space capsule.

Since it is such a risky mission, NASA has found only one volunteer who they consider good enough for it: Colonel Emily Natālija. Having served in both WWII campaigns, she was a fighter ace with just over three hundred confirmed victories. Since the capsule's controls were designed around those of UEAS fighter craft, she has been put right into the newly christened "Planetes Program", the manned spaceflight division of NASA. In the short time it takes to assemble the spacecraft.

Mission 1
Name: Planetes 01
Launch Vehicle: Two heavy solid rocket boosters, winglets
Payload: One one man space capsule, relayed processor, oxygen tank, carbon dioxide vent, waste bag, food and water dispenser, electrodes, parachute, drag chute, camera, handheld pistol, tracking transmitter, silver-zinc battery, barometer, radiometer, and a thermometer.
Goal: Orbit the Earth twice, then land in the Atlantic Ocean near Washington D.C. Collect as much scientific data as possible, photograph the Lunar surface as many times as possible. Return Colonel Emily Natālija safely to planet Earth and retrieve her safely.
solamelike said
When you use Ctrl-Z on a computer it is to Undo what you have just done.I was comparing that to how Japan has suddenly decided "You know what, no more NAZI's ! "


I imagine Japan as being somewhat oppressed by Josef, and by somewhat I mean the only thing keeping the military in line was fear of itself.
Shoopthewoop said
Do not think that, Josef the 1st's death will play a lot more into this with me later on. My thoughts on what would happen if I fought the UEAS. The UEAS is the guy holding the lady. And before you ask, this is wrestling, so it is fake.


Basically.
1952


((Forgot to mention it, but NASA has completed research on large liquid fuel devices, as well as large SRBs))

Missions:
Explorer 2, NASA Launched. Current Status: Orbiting the Earth, data transmission complete.
Spearhead 1, Lance Corp. Launched. Current Status: Recovered.
Imperial One, UESP Launched. Current Status: Recovered.

Space Agencies:
Nazi Union of Japan's Space Agency: Full funding, full board support, full public support. 4 parts produced.
Lance Corporation: Full funding, extreme board support, full public support. 5 parts produced.
National Aeronautics and Space Administration: Extreme funding, extreme board support, extreme public support. 7 parts produced.
The United Empire Space Program: Underfunded, full board support, extreme public support. 4 parts produced.
Message to the NUJ
"While the USSGR has committed war crimes in the bast, you Fascists have done and have the capability to do far more harm in the world. As of now, you have made yourself a very powerful enemy. We are now officially at war, tell your allies to stay off our land, we don't want to be forced to annex Espacio De Vida. However, we will fight anyone who attacks us, and we will win. We will soon have the capability to hit any target on this planet with a nuclear device, surrender immediately and remove your Fascist regime, and no blood must be shed.

-President Fergus McClain and the members of the National Council, United Euro-American States"

Military Operations
The Pacific Command fleet has left Pearl harbor for the Japanese mainland, it consists of ten submarines, twenty frigates, fifteen battleships, 30 destroyers, twenty cruisers, the USS Enterprise, the USS Berlin, and the USS Washington Aircraft Carriers. In addition to this, the fleet also had the needed Auxiliary ships for resupply and light combat support. Interestingly, it also carried a completely new class of ship: the missile cruiser. This new type of ship held eight V-4 missiles, and was planned to be used for bombarding enemy fleets and troops from long range. Of course, it also carried more conventional naval weaponry for defense.

Meanwhile, the National Council has ordered all military personnel and vehicles on the West Coast mobilized in preparation for the war. However, nobody plans to invade Japan. They simply wan the removal of the Nazi Regime and the installment of a democracy, and are prepared to fight if that is the only way to get it.

Peace Talks
The UEAS has promised to appear at the Peace Talks.
darkwolf687 said
So Russia had a civil war to prevent communism only to band together with the communist country next door? Rofl...


Wasn't it said that the Nationalist party won? If so, why you the Nationalist party allow their nation to be essentially annexed by another?
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