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4 yrs ago
Current So, as an American, what do I do when I need to choose between illegal immigration to Canada and dying in a civil war?
5 yrs ago
Woo! Got the prick!
8 yrs ago
When you try to write an essay on climate change but it just degrades into angry rambling halfway through.
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8 yrs ago
Conquer it, conquer the bread.
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8 yrs ago
Up until today I've never had any trouble with my EUIV Japan games. Today I got stomped five times in a row before even uniting the country.
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I'm a weeaboo communist. Are you surprised?

EDIT: You probably are now, but I'm not going to tell you why you wouldn't have been like two years ago. You get to agonize over that yourself.

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HounderHowl said
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Accepted! Sorry for the misunderstanding.
Sukui said
Next move....Which do i invade?Duck's? ASTA's? Alpha's? Key's?But definitely not Darkwolf though.


Hmm... I can't decide if I want to be invaded or not. On one hand, I get to drop anvils. On the other hand, I'm already dropping too many, especially with the Common Sense War 2.0 coming up,

HounderHowl said
Threw mine out, does it have to be approved to be posted?


No, while PM'ed apps will obviously be attended to, you can post them in here for review. I like the latter, simply because everyone can say something about it.
Sol
"The meeting should be held on the Lunar capital. Earth is too dangerous, you look just like beings from the mythology of multiple human religions. Unfortunately for human culture, many of them have turned to terrorism. The major cells have nuclear weapons, which they have used as threats many times. They also have doctrines against the existence of alien life, and probably think you're impostors from hell or something. I regret saying it, but this treaty may initiate a religious war. We... we already..."

Fergus began to shake, and tears fell from his eyes.

"That already happened." He finally said "We don't talk about it... it was too horrible. No, you have to know about it. I can't let you sign any sort of treaty with humanity until you know about the horrors humans are capable of. I am transmitting video files, you can decide whether or not to watch them. I will warn you, the images... they have no words to describe them. I do not say that lightly. I saw these things happen, and I almost tried to use the same weapons used in that war to destroy the human species out of fear that they might take those horrors to other worlds. That's how terrible it was, if you don't watch them, then use my words here as proof of how horrifying it was."

Saturn Orbit
"I understand." Said the Admiral "Tell me, are you distantly related to the human species, or is there a more recent point of diversion? Or are we related through interstellar panspermia? Whatever the case, this is a major discovery for us! The former two would imply either abduction or the development of interstellar travel before now, and the latter would prove one of the most disputed theories about our origins!"
*Insert causeless America-hating terrorist stereotypical description here*

"WE MUST DESTROY THIS NATION BECAUSE IT HAS NO CONNECTIONS WITH ANY OF OUR ENEMIES AT ALL! WE ARE TERRORISTS, AND ALL TERRORISTS HAVE NO MOTIVATIONS BEYOND BEING BEINGS OF PURE EVIL!"
TehAlphaGamer said
So much for a grandiose ending lol.


Eh. It'll happen someday.
AlienBastard said
I got a rock. I can throw it at the missile.Problem solved.


I have lasers. I can shoot laser at missile. Problem solved.
I shall perform a traditional Anhängare av Stjärna Frö funeral for this roleplay.
Earth, Council Chamber
The Council was explaining the situation, and unveiling the new spacecraft that was being launched from outside of Paris. Pretty much everyone across Sol was watching, some hoped the new ship would save humanity and destroy the aliens, others hoped for peace, and yet more scoffed at the Council and said that they would soon see the truth of whatever religion that person happened to believe in (nearly all extremist religious groups hold alien life to be impossible).

Suddenly, a blue flash of light blinded everyone in the room, and Fergus McClain, the elusive leader of the Wings of Gliese.

"I come bearing a message from my people, those born of Gliese 581g. They wish the war between humanity and Gliese, know to us as Iscandar, to end. You fired first, we fired back. All of us regret the deaths caused by this, but all Iscandar wishes for is peace. Do you accept our proposal?"

The Council members took quick glances at each other as security guards moved on Fergus. They tapped buttons on their tablets, voting on the proposal. One of the Council members held up his hand, ordering them to stop.

"The United Terran Federation accepts this cease fire. We will allow the Iscandarians to choose the location that the presentation and signing of the official treaty will take place. We also wish to acknowledge the nature of the Wings of Gliese Special Operations Combined Arms Task Force. The members of this elite force are native to the planet Gliese 581g, and have the experience of hundreds of thousands of years on this planet. They were there when humanity invented agriculture, and have seen all of history since then. Before anyone asks, they refuse to disclose any information on religious events. That is all."

Fergus simply walked to the door, turning back to speak just once.

"I exist to protect humanity. I shall not abandon you for my own people."

He disappeared in another flash of blue light, this time it was significantly dimmer.

Försvarere av Humanity, Command Bridge
Fergus appeared in a flash of blue light, the signature of a magical teleportation spell. Miranda, the combat magic specialist of the group smiled. Fergus was confused for a moment, knowing she had died in the battle. Then he realized that he hadn't directed the healing spell, and that they always worse spacesuits. Those that died might have been caught in the spell and retrieved by other vessels after the battle.

"Orders, Befälhevaran?"

"Make for the Iscandarian fleet, I think it's time for us to go... to go home."

Everyone on the bridge smiled, and the navigator began tapping buttons on their console.

"You're damn right sir!" She said, and the ship made a burn towards the iscandarian fleet.

"Open a channel with the command ship." Ordered Fergus

"Channel open."

"This is Befälhevaran Fergus McClain of the Försvarere av Humanity. We are requesting instructions on the continuation of the Iscandarian-Terran peace treaty. We are standing by to transport the Council to the chosen location."

Saturnian Contact
The flagship launched a small shuttle, which gave the appearance of a lifting body airliner. It landed in the hangar, using primitive chemical retro-rockets. The Admiral and two guard stepped out. The guards carried coilgun assault rifles, crude, but effective.

"I am Admiral Seòras, if you wish to draw cultural connections, then I present myself as a member of the McClain Clan of Terra. However, clans hold an importance to only a small percentage of our population. I do wonder what you mean by 'our shared ancestry', are you human?"
ASTA said
Asking one or two questions about antimatter does not constitute me questioning every single little thing in the roleplay. The problem I have with you and Darkwolf is that you both seem to have this habit of trying to pass off certain types of offensive and defensive systems and tactics as being considerably effective than what they actually are in reality. Don't blame me for finding gaps and chasms in your logic; I'm not the one using famous (and rather bland) science fiction tropes and misconceptions as viable sources for my reasoning. Tropes are great and useful, but seriously. You need to stop.I understand this roleplay has ponies and magic or whatever gets you hard at night, so it isn't exactly on the side of roleplaying, but I'm not going to suddenly register your weapons as being unstoppable when they clearly aren't. Also, plasma can be defeated by electromagnetic fields. Or ablative armor. Or a combination of both.You're once again wanking certain technologies off. Just like in VotS I. Stop that. And no, you don't need standard sci-fi shields to withstand AM or plasma attacks. Supposed 'low tier' nations aren't going to grovel at the feet of an AM user unless said AM user has gained total and incontestable space superiority.


Yeah. A simple plasma window with a laser lattice under it would completely nullify the threat of an antimatter missile, beams not so much, but thick armor will work just fine for that.
Kyelin said
Sorry about the weird post... I know it may seem dodgy, but to be honest, I think I can meet up with another race now due to this. It won't happen like that all the time, I assure you all ^^'


OOH! OOH!
Pick me!

Sukui said
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Accepted by me because Duck and Wilson are having another one of their fights. Speaking of that, please, take it to group PM would you? You're eternally scarring scaring people off.
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