Keyguyperson

Men vs. Women Race to 1000

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From Stardust, to Stardust: Tales of Andromeda, a Sci-Fi Fantasy RP

Added a bit to my post. Lasec hasn't done enough dumb shit yet, so I decided to increase the occurrences of Lasec Being Kinda Stupid.

I just found out my cousin is pregnant.

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I'm totally on Team 'Make Gaia Our Bitch.' Earth says we need crop rotation and acres of farmland to sustain our cities? Fuck you, Earth, suck on my vertical farm! I'll put blue whales in a hamster wheel if it means we get to do more people stuff. The universe is big and there's always another planet.

@mdk

"Team Make Gaia Our Bitch"

That needs to be on a T-shirt.

I just found out my cousin is pregnant.

Likes
-Zyklon B
-Genocide
-Murder
-That sense of arousal you get when you realize how many people you've killed
-Hitler

Dislikes:
-Literally everything else

[@DeadGirl's Tinder Account]

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i want to save the earth and humans are the cancer
if humans dies the earth lives
if the earth dies the humans dies

@Dead Girl

if humans have grammar, humans don't pull their own hair out

But seriously, you think that humanity and all of the culture we've developed over the many thousand years we've been around should be immediately wiped out through what would almost certainly involve nuclear weapons (Thus irradiating literally the entire planet and causing every being on Earth to get radiation poisoning, thus making everything you did completely worthless), because in a few hundred years we kinda sorta fucked up? Do you clobber a child on the head for taking another's toy? Do you punch a puppy because it pooped on the carpet? Do you murder a guy because they tripped you? No, no, and no. The trend towards NOT fucking everything up is clear: renewable energy, space development, all of that leads to not fucking up the Earth. There are plans being made to de-fuckup the Earth using cloning technology, because holy shit, we can do that. I've got this hunch that you probably believe that life is meaningless, since you're advocating the extinction of a sentient species. If that's true, then what's the point in killing off humanity? None of those animals matter, so why go to all the trouble?

(If your answer involves numbers, then please know that you're the spitting image of the main villain in my RPGC entry. If so, then congratulations. You're sci-fi Hitler.)

(EDIT: I liked hippies better before they started advocating genocide)

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What's your current mood?

"Pfft, I can have one D and maintain my 4.0 GPA."

From Stardust, to Stardust: Tales of Andromeda, a Sci-Fi Fantasy RP

Yeah. Maybe you should go pop in with Lasis.

Please.

Lasis needs more love.

Men vs. Women Race to 1000

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