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4 yrs ago
Current So, as an American, what do I do when I need to choose between illegal immigration to Canada and dying in a civil war?
5 yrs ago
Woo! Got the prick!
8 yrs ago
When you try to write an essay on climate change but it just degrades into angry rambling halfway through.
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8 yrs ago
Conquer it, conquer the bread.
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8 yrs ago
Up until today I've never had any trouble with my EUIV Japan games. Today I got stomped five times in a row before even uniting the country.
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I'm a weeaboo communist. Are you surprised?

EDIT: You probably are now, but I'm not going to tell you why you wouldn't have been like two years ago. You get to agonize over that yourself.

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You know, you could've just skipped to the point and evoked Godwin's Law by comparing me to Hitler.


You know, he ate sugar. You monster.
Surely blood doesn't retain that color when cooked? That looks like food dye.


Well duh, it's pretty obvious that it isn't real. What I want to know is whether or not you could actually make a pancake using blood in general.
Oh hell yes another Patriarch thread! These are the best!

I think we need to get you a hobby or something. You're like that distant uncle everyone doesn't want to pay attention to on facebook, but instead of conspiracy theories about Obama and libr'als, you are just afraid of girls.


"Cooties! Cooties! Feminist Cooties! EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
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It's better than eating menstrual blood pancakes for breakfast in a feminist ruled society.



I really want to know if someone actually managed to make that now.
Oh my God you did it. You actually did it.

You now have my eternal respect.
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That's all well and good but what if you're a woman trying to attract a man with your musical talent?


See the Keytar entry.

But seriously, we all know that the answer is obvious. It's the Kazoo.
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