Keyguyperson

I'm pregnant.

That is why I avoid other people. And then people are wondering why I haven't gotten sick for more than 10 years.

@MrLongSchlong

Screw you, I get sick on a schedule. Every time, second week after summer ends, I get knocked out for a week (plus a half every once in a while). It's like clockwork.

Men vs. Women Race to 1000

I've hung out with the guys all of my life xD

@HaleyTheRandom

For two years everyone assumed I was a massive player who had a harem of girls. In reality, we just all liked to have philosophical debates while playing Cards Against Humanity.

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You are sitting in the back of a cop car with the avatar above... (Game)

"Dammit, I'm not THAT ambiguous, am I?"

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You are sitting in the back of a cop car with the avatar above... (Game)

"DUDE. LAB. SAFETY. That could be a bioweapon! You could destroy an entire village of men, women, and children!"

Guess who's applying for work at a Puffin Fresh Doughnuts?

I'm fifteen and all my friends have jobs. My best friend is also spending a semester in D.C. to observe the senate, while also somehow having time to keep up with hundreds of his loyal readers. Meanwhile, I'm over here writing bad sci-fi.

So... uh... you're doing better than I will be at your age. Which is a year from now.

I really don't think 15 should be that close to 16.

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ONWARDS, TO VICTORY!

Let Spamtober begin!

Screw you people and your having fun on Halloween. I either sit at my home playing an online session of Cards Against Humanity, or stand on the sidelines of a party with the nymphomaiac, the girl who blames the host for her attempted suicide, and the one person nobody has spoken to in a year but still invited out of obligation.