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Current So, as an American, what do I do when I need to choose between illegal immigration to Canada and dying in a civil war?
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Woo! Got the prick!
8 yrs ago
When you try to write an essay on climate change but it just degrades into angry rambling halfway through.
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8 yrs ago
Conquer it, conquer the bread.
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8 yrs ago
Up until today I've never had any trouble with my EUIV Japan games. Today I got stomped five times in a row before even uniting the country.
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I'm a weeaboo communist. Are you surprised?

EDIT: You probably are now, but I'm not going to tell you why you wouldn't have been like two years ago. You get to agonize over that yourself.

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Yeah, it was valid. I think you might be a bit paranoid, Duck, we all know you have never gotten along with Rouge.

Darkraven said
Man, the Triarii sounds rather overpowered... :DAlso, I've read about magic being in this RP? That was weird.I'm going to do the wise thing and start reconsidering whether I want to join this RP or not. There's alot of things which is making me doubt that my interest in this RP would be beneficial to myself and everyone... :DNo offence. Will get back to you guys.


It's a really strange sci-fi. The magic isn't fantasy magic, but fore a thing like the Force from Star Wars which we just call magic because Duck is a brony. The deities are just extra-dimensional beings that basically got bored and decided to intervene in our own dimension, and we do have people all across the spectrum of sci-fi. From Duck, who is fine with soft sci-fi combined with a bit of fantasy, I on the other hand, love scientific realism and thus have come up with the most plausible technology I can think of (It kinda stops at the anti-higgs particle. There is no such thing, I used it because I don't want to make an extremely advanced scientific breakthrough for a roleplay). You could probably enjoy this if you like NRPs in general, but it's your decision.
As for the Triarii being OP, they have plenty of weaknesses. In the old thread they were almost torn apart by a vision implanted in a single mind that spread to the rest within hours. Every nation here has it's strengths and weaknesses, even the Draconians were bad at tactics.
Colony 257
The Aviator smiles, and activates his holographic visor.
"You bet!" He says "I've had a year of training for flying Zonanese craft, I thought I'd never get to use it since I got posted on Draco, but I kept using the simulator in my free time. I've always found the idea of not being neurally connected to your ship fascinating, and the sims for your craft were quite frankly the cheapest on the military market. I think I can get this off the ground."
They entered the vessel, and the Aviator powered up the systems as if he was a pilot in the actual Zonanese military. His visor lit up with various symbols alien to the Hach, and the human had only a cursory knowledge of them. It was Abh writing, being translated directly from the markings of the controls. Sitting down in the pilot's chair, his hands danced gracefully and quickly over the controls, going through the minimal pre-flight checklist. After two minutes, he was done.
"Huh, there's a Triarian fleet in orbit. That makes things a lot easier, we might be able to catch a lift from them." Said the Aviator, as the ship lifted off from the ground.
"Yeah, provided they don't shoot at us instead." Said the Deca-Commander "They're definitely here to maintain social stability, they'll make sure nobody leaves. Then there's Ted, if they find out about him they'll kill us."
Hearing his name, Ted piped up "Firing on us would be a breach of treaty, it would be an automatic declaration of war. We have to send a message to them."
The Deca-Commander turned to the Hach, accidentally hitting the wall of the ship with what seemed to be an earring.
"Would such a thing be acceptable?"
Oh come on, I thought I changed that! I'll go and fix that up right now...
Maybe I should redesign the Boskop species I'm planning to add in, maybe a dark skin color instead of the grey I was planning? That would make sense, considering their backstory.

Also, Ted is a completely normal Draconian. The only difference is that he was never taught the ways of conquest, remember how I mentioned his mother died? Well, he never knew who his father was. He simply had nobody to teach him the Draconian way, and this ended up like he is now.
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Colony 257
The Abh raised their weapons, firing away from the truck at the military soldiers and vehicles. Their super soldier status was well deserved, as It was obvious they were crack shots. Every invisible beam of energy found its mark and burned through the target. Their laser projectors were extremely useful against vehicles as well, as all that was needed to up the power on the lasers was a quick thought of doing so. Of course, there was no way they could take out the attackers, but they could certainty cover the escape well enough.

The Draconian, unable to help due to his current unarmed state, was tending to the human. It was a sight nobody expected to see, as most humans would rather die a slow and painful death than accept help from a Draconian. Clark was most definitely either a follower of Faust or a subscriber to that whole agnostic star-worshiping... thing the Abh have going on. The human looked up at the Draconian, and smiled.
"Ted... it kinda... suits you."
The Draconian though for a moment, and nodded in agreement.
"Yeah, I like it. When we get to whatever planet we're going to, I'll have to find a namer."
"I... I was a namer."
"You were? Would you be willing to give me the ceremony?"
"Of course... I'm certified... for an Abh ceremony and... human Church of... Faust. Which... one?"
"Uhh..." The Draconian trailed off, not knowing what either of the ceremonies included or what the two ideologies stood for. He didn't want to get mixed up in some kind of insane initiation thing or end up being a member for life of something he hates. Since the human was breathing heavily, an Abh ducked in to explain.
"The Church of Faust is an Equestrian belief that promotes peace and harmony above all else, and they worship the goddess Faust, whom Admiral Fergus McClain claims to have met. I should mention he's considered a reputable source, especially on the subject of a religion belief, as he is incredibly hard to persuade towards a belief. The Abh belief has no name, but it is well developed. It too promotes harmony and peace, although it is peace by any means. Some of the best combat schools are operated by the unified church, and subscribers to the belief are usually picked first to enter along with Church of Faust members. I know that sounds intolerant, but it's really more of a way of weeding out the individuals who won't understand the philosophy behind our way of fighting. Oh yeah, us Abh sorta worship stars... well, not really. Kind of a connection with them, a sort of 'we came from stardust' thing."
The Draconian sat and though for a time, completely oblivious to the firefight all around him. He weighed the benefits of each, but simply couldn't decide on one. Besides, he was already a believer in the Draconian goddess.
"Well, I'm already a Draconian. That probably means I'll have to wait to get to a core planet."
"Oh not at all!" The Abh said "I'm a CoF member, as well as a New Hindu, Muslim, and Final Frontier Christian! Also Abh, of course."
"Then I think I'd like a combination of the two ceremonies."
The human, without saying a word, slowly lifted his hand up to the Draconian's forehead equivalent.
"With Faust as my witness, I proclaim your name to be Ted."
The Abh then whispered in the Draconian's ear: "Look up."
The Draconian did so, seeing the twinkling stars in the sky. It was perfect for the Abh ceremony. The human continued, using all of his strength to keep his sentences unbroken.
"May star fire bear you to touch the universe beyond, and find the wonders that lay beyond what you know."
Has Clark talked, Ted felt so right. The human Church of Faust ceremony sounded good as well, but the Abh ceremony felt so perfect to him. It was as if the writer of the scripts had created the ceremony exclusively for him.
"May all creatures you meet in the cosmos know you by the name agreed upon by the infinite amount of stars in this universe, and all the universes beyond. From this day forward, you shall be known as Ted."
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