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When you try to write an essay on climate change but it just degrades into angry rambling halfway through.
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Conquer it, conquer the bread.
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Up until today I've never had any trouble with my EUIV Japan games. Today I got stomped five times in a row before even uniting the country.
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I'm a weeaboo communist. Are you surprised?

EDIT: You probably are now, but I'm not going to tell you why you wouldn't have been like two years ago. You get to agonize over that yourself.

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The AIF has switched their former EAS designation to the new IFV [Name], standing for Interstellar Federation Vessel.

Seeder Threat (Space
"WHAT?! They're ramming us at FTL speeds? Try a combination of formation Cog and formation Arrow! Formation Cog always works!"
Fergus was just a slight bit desperate at this point, he hadn't lost a battle yet and he was determined to make sure this was not the first time. The ships, already in the Arrow formation, began to transfer shield strength to the ships closer to the point of the fleet, and the shields of all ships aligned to form a sharp wall, strongest at the IFV McClain. The Seeder ships hit that wall at full speed, and the one headed straight for the McClain was split directly in half. The shields near the back of the formation were completely ripped apart, along with the ships creating them. The wall as a whole was weakened, but it seemed like most of the Seeder ships had been taken out by ramming the barrier. It was fighting fire with fire, actually, more like fighting insanity with insanity. The IFV McClain then sent a transmission to the Triarian flagship, it was a personal one from Fergus himself.
"Oh well, I'll be available right after we finish moping up these insane idiots."

Seeder Threat (Ground)
Seeing the Triarian tactic, the Federation forces began to help by doing the same to parts of the ocean not being used as bases. The dropships began to vaporize the oceans using their laser weapons, squadrons cutting huge swaths in the water. Meanwhile, on land, the shielded cities began launching newly arrived antimatter missiles at particularly large spore "boils", as they had been named, along with the landing enemy ships. Of course, there had to be a backup plan. In the event that the planet is taken by the Seeders, an entire civilization will be built underwater, and a single dark matter explosive will be manufactured. Using deep core mining technology, it will then be inserted into the planet. Evac ships will be constructed and launched towards far-off colonies, and then the explosive will be detonated, destroying the planet.

Seeder Threat (Homefront)
When the Seeder ships arrived in AIF systems, the forces in those systems were ready. They began brutal attacks on the ships, using desperate tactics to ensure the survival of the planets they were defending. It then became apparent that the Seeders had made a mistake in trying to attack AIF planets. Their planets had undergone constant fortification efforts for ten years straight, and every single one had extensive orbital weaponry platforms, along with missile batteries containing millions of mobile antimatter mines. These defenses came online the moment the Seeder ships entered the system, and began firing every weapon they had to take them out.

Makudan Leak
The AIF has sent a message to the Makudan on the subject of the document that was leaked, the message was specifically designed to be viewed by other empires as well.
"Your people have shown incredible restraint and mercy in your history, only 12,000 individuals? That's incredible! Oh, wait, you meant species! How foolish of me! Well, in that case, let me congratulate you on your upcoming state of war with the Equiis Pact! Have fun being dead!"

Yuanon Incident
Director Ck-Tsanu, Antimatter production facility Beta-22 on Europa.
"An accident has occurred at our facility. One of the particle accelerators has produced a neutrino with a helicity of -1. All known neutrinos have a positive helicity. As suspected by physicists, this particle seems to contain nearly unlimited energy. Further scans have shown a phase variance of this particle, which our Abh scientist has named a 'Yuanon'. We have chartered a starship to bring this particle to the Central Research Facility on Mars. While we're not entirely sure, we think that the extreme energy of this particle is caused by a connection to another universe."

Orc Commendation
Dmitri Saveli stepped forward, moving to stand directly in front of the Orc leader. Hundreds of other diplomats moved to stand before the rest of the soldiers, each one holding an incredibly detailed sculpture of Earth. The sculpture was suspended above a plate but a negative energy coating on the bottom. It was held close to that plate by four tractor beams, glowing blue as the light reflected off the air. Engraved on the plates were the words "May the memory never die".
Every diplomat said the same thing, along with Dmitri.
"Like the memory of the birthword Terra, the memory of your deeds shall never be forgotten. You have defended the citizens of the Allied Interstellar Federation without even being asked to, in fact, you defended them despite our own objections. Such nobility is rare in the cosmos, and you are a shining beacon of it."
Okay, so maybe the skype thing is a tiny bit suspicious, but who cares? Like Hacer said, let's all shut up and keep our suspicions to ourselves. Doesn't matter if he's Rouge, because things just got interesting.
And I can fulfill that Dolphin prophecy. That's a plus.
Well, I guess I'll just have to go make a reference.
Seeder Threat (Space)
The Earth Alliance ships formed into one massive fleet, focusing fire on the thousand Seeder Ships. However, it was obvious that these overly powerful should would be more than a match for the fleet. The fleet minus it's flagship, that is.
Fergus began to grin in a mischievous manner, and he ordered the McClain to take point. It's weapons laid dormant for a while as it's shield soaked up huge amounts of fire. Then it fired everything, antiproton bursts and laserfire struck them, smashing though the shields. Millions of mobile mines impacting the enemy ships, ripping many in half with their great velocity and explosive payload. Torrents of fighters swarmed from the hangar bays, providing yet more point-defense for the dagger-like warship as it moved closer to the massive fleet. Meanwhile, Fergus sat motionless with his eyes closed, and he sent a neural message to the enemy fleet. He had hooked the ship's own power up to his transmitter, so it was a message sure to attract attention.
"You want a planet? You'll get a star instead."
As the message was finished being sent, a solar flare occurred on the surface of Colony 257's sun. Traveling through a wormhole created by the EA fleet, it collided with the Seeder Fleet. The stellar material could have taken down even a Draconian fleet, in fact, it had done so many years earlier. A message was sent to all other forces in the system, Triarian, Equestrian, Colonial, and even Imperial.
"This is now more than a Civil War, a defeat against these... these 'seeders' would mean death and destruction for all of us. We, for one, refuse to allow that. If you do as well, rally behind the EAS McClain!"

Seeder Threat (Ground)
The EA forces continued to assist with evacuation, and the attacks on the spores continued. Those who could not be evacuate doff-planet were taken to the underwater bases, which would presumably be safe for decades. The hope is that the Seeders will ignore the water, and allow the colonies to continue harvesting oxygen fromt he water. Of course, it is just as likely that they will remove all water from the plant, in which case the bases will launch from the planet after everyone was gone from the land.

Seeder Threat (Administration
The Earth Alliance has moved ships to the most common system entry points, and all interstellar trade has been switched to Krasnikov tubes and Quantum Gates due to both being hard to track without simply using them, and most nations without trade routes with the EA have no idea how Krasnikov tubes work. They hope that the Seeders are no exception.

Hach Evacuation
The C-craft docked with the EAS K-Ickt'Thah, a Dolphin warship. The moment magnetic clamps were engaged and the hanger bay doors were closed, it warped out of system and followed a course that would make it harder to track. The airlock doors opened, and the Abh Deca-Commander floated out in the zero-g environment of the air-filled section of the ship. The walls were transparent, and Dolphins could be seen swimming about the ship using echolocation to interface with the systems. Their words could be heard as well, an alien language of clicks, whistles, and high-pitched moans. Strangely enough, none of them seemed to care that a Draconian was on the ship.
"We're safe, this is a Dolphin Warship. While it might not look comfortable, there are fifty smart rooms on ships of this class. They're usually used for Abh and Human officers who are a part of the exchange program, or visiting dignitaries. In this case, we get to stay in them. Oh yeah, no artificial gravity in the corridors, waste of energy for an aquatic species."

Planet Shuroh
The huge object fell from the skies, puncturing the smog of the capital. Orange parachutes slowed it, as the nanotube cord trailed behind it. It hit the bowl-shaped facility on the ground at a relatively slow speed, only denting it. Magnetic clamps secured it in place, and a shocked crowd looked on as a woman-Lahna-stepped out of a capsule on top of it and walked towards a microphone.
"This is something called a space elevator, it's that project we've been working on." She said in proud tone "So far, I have not revealed the true purpose of this construction. It is more than a simple gateway to low orbit, it will carry parts of a great spaceship into the void. This spaceship will not be headed to our moon as you might expect, it will instead be headed to a planet called Earth, which is billions of light years away. What we have not told you is that I have invented a way to travel faster than light itself by bending space and time to our will- literally. Our people will take to the stars!"
Some of the crowd simply stood speechless, and the rest applauded. A tiny portion just started laughing, but they wouldn't be laughing when they got word of first contact.
Actually, they probably would. Brown and pink skinned aliens happen to be featured in multiple sci-fi franchises.

Renaming
Since Earth is currently... absent from reality, the Earth Alliance has voted to change it's name to the Allied Interstellar Federation. Besides getting rid of the whole Earth problem, it also describes the nation much better due to the autonomy that each faction inside it has.
Seeder War (Space)
The Earth Alliance ships continue to fire on the Seeder ones attacking the Colony, but it is obviously not enough. They would need way more ships to take them out conventionally, luckily, every Earth Alliance ship has a system just waiting to be taken advantage of in a battle: the comms system.
Since EA comms systems utilize micro-wormholes to transmit radio messages through, a combined comms burst towards an enemy ship would create a wormhole capable of swallowing the ship, and using a high-energy negative energy pulse, that wormhole could be turned into a 'black hole' of sorts. Not that the Seeders would know any of that, as they apparently have no interest in anything but expansion.

An Earth Alliance fleet of 48000 ships detached from the main one, sending 400 ships to each Seeder Ship. Before they got close to the ships, they flooded them with comms messages. A wormhole began to grow right in front of each ship, and as the ships got closer, their warp drives powered up to prepare for what would normally be a wormjump. Instead, huge negative energy pulses are fired into the wormhole, and a transformation begins. With no other point for the wormhole to go to, it begins to seemingly destroy all matter that enters it. Of course, being a clear violation of the laws of physics, that doesn't actually happen. More likely, it is transported to another universe in very bad shape. Not being a true black hole, it does not suck in matter. Instead, the Earth Alliance ships do the job by feeding all power to their tractor lasers and pulling the Seeder Ships into the wormhole themselves. While doing this, they continued to fire at the mine-layers in the event that they pressed the attack.

Seeder War (Ground)
As the suited troops dropped onto the planet's surface, they quickly moved to set up permanent shielding around all cities. The armor began to move out, using internal oxygen supplies and oxygen being processed from the air to keep their crews alive. They started firing their antimatter shells at the spores, along with their high-power lasers, destroying the spores with ease. While all this was occurring on the land, shield and habitat ships were splashing down in the ocean alongside aquatic troops transports carrying Dolphin and Abh troops. The Abh troops took underwater transports to the habitat ships, which were complemented by the shield ships to create underwater military bases. The Dolphin troops were put on oxygen collecting duty, operating large electrolysis machines to extract oxygen from the water. All the collected oxygen was stored in tanks, and excess was carried up to the surface to help the citizens and soldiers.

Seeder War (Administration)
A message was sent out to all the planets the Earth Alliance had contacted over the years. It contained all information about the Seeders, making sure everyone knew about the threat.
Oh, don't worry, the Earth Alliance has plenty of surprises, especially if seeders can only identify a warp point. In that case, they would never figure out how to get any EA planets outside the Milky Way, as Quantum Gates are used for that.
You didn't... I said that we never banned him anyways. Look, if you think Rouge was bad, you should have seen Admiral McAnti-Missile-Missile (EpicEnderMiner) in Untold Empires. Seriously, he was completely invincible, Rouge even allowed us to destroy the Draconian species using nothing more than tactics.
(Hee hee, just remembered that anti missile-missile exchange. I think it eventually got up to anti missile-missile missile-missile missiles.)
Hach Evacuation
"Thank you, our vessel will dock with your own as soon as possible. Erm, we do have a slight problem."
The channel was cut off, and the Deca-Commander made a motion to the pilot to do some discreet time-wasting maneuvers. She also ordered the human, now mostly recovered from the high G forces, to create a selective jamming field to make sure the Draconian is not detected from a distance. With any luck, the Triarians wouldn't be able to discover the jamming.
"Ted, you've gotta be a statue. As far as the Triarians can know, you're a literal dartboard for us. We have a shot that will knock you out for the duration of our trip, it will also create a false reading that will make you seem like a stuffed corpse to any scanners. It can be remedied by another, which we also carry with us. Hopefully an EA ship will get here first though, we're buying time until that."
The pilot turned back as the ship moved towards a different vector.
"Good news! We've got a combined fleet of Dolphin, Abh, and human ships responding to the distress call! Moving to dock!"

Colony 257
The huge Earth Alliance fleet enters orbit around the planet, with the new Dolphin warships taking point. They moved in a fluid motion, graceful yet threatening, towards the unidentified ships. Then they began firing on them, Draconian-enhanced laser systems and antiproton cannons raining fire on the "Seeder Ship". Mobile mines impacted at ten times the speed of light, propelled by the miraculous negative energy used in Earth Alliance FTL and antigravity equipment. Farming vessels began to drop food and water, while one billion troops and armored units deployed onto the planet to combat the spores. A message was sent to the strange alien ships, along with a translation matrix.
"This is Admiral Fergus McClain of the Earth Alliance. You are attacking an inhabited planet related to three allied species. We ask that you surrender peacefully, if you do not, we will be forced to destroy your fleet. If you surrender, diplomatic relations may begin. If you consistently refuse, then your people will be conquered. I doubt you control over a dozen galaxies."
Hach Evacuation
The Abh pilot guided the ships through the crossfire, expertly dodging the weapon pulses using techniques he learned fighting alongside the Triarians during the war. Well, he really taught himself to dodge their fire, because he had to to survive. They were more than a bit enraged at the Draconians.
"Channel open, Deca-Commander."
The Deca-Commander leaned down to the microphone and spoke into it, the message being transmitted to the Triarian flagship in the hopes that they wouldn't fire.
"This is Deca-Commander Duheil of the Abh Star Forces, subdivision of the Earth Alliance Starfleet. This craft is carrying refugees with no wish to be involved in the war, the only weapons we are carrying were used for escaping the planet. We require transport to A-15, the nearest Abh colony. Do not fire on this craft, as the other Abh are being alerted to our position now."
Defore anyone could ask how, one of the Abh ran out of sight of everyone else, and a low hum was heard for about half a second. The medic, knowing this sort of unauthorized activity well, went back to where the other Abh had gone and wasn't heard from after leaving. The Deca-Commander turned around to the passengers, hoping the medic was good.
"That hum was a laser pistol, a distress call to the rest of the Abh has been sent through a neural transmitter. He'll be fine if our medic is good, don't worry."

EAS McClain
All the Abh on the bridge suddenly shuddered, an identical expression of horror on every face. All of them began to say the same thing, in a harmonious mixture of voices
"Sector H-297, requesting evac and assault fleet prepared for planetary invasion! Social stability of Zonanese Empire lost, Triarian and Equestrian intervention. Infighting, hostile new contact."
Fergus stood up, and the Abh lost their connection and stared at him.
"Grant request! I want the 27th through 912th theaters to mobilize towards that planet, all in-system fleets move out! All ships, load mobile mines into launch tubes and prepare to fire antiproton cannons! Initiate wormjump!"
Fleets from all over the Earth Alliance wormjumped to the location, massing just outside the system to wait for the rest to arrive.
Duck, stop being so paranoid. Just because they write similarly doesn't mean they're the same person.
Besides, even if it was Rouge, there's no reason to deny them. We didn't ban Rouge, he left on his own accord.
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