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Happy 10th Anniversary, RolePlayer Guild! Its been one hell of a ride (Definitely didn't misspell that as "help" the first time, and have to re-post it)
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9 yrs ago
Thank the lord for the Roleplay Guild. Otherwise I might actually have to pay attention in lectures
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9 yrs ago
"Remember the times you could have pressed quit - but you hit continue" Hope everyone's having an alright day. If not, I hope things pick up for you
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10 yrs ago
You shot Church, you team killing fucktard!
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10 yrs ago
My sister saw me watching the Co-Optional Podcast and thought I was skyping my friends. How ridiculous! I don't have friends.
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The Dyslexia is strong with this one.

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September 11th, 1996. Outskirts of Lisburn, Ireland.




“Lediyah’s completely out of control,” Frank Gorman grumbled to his wife, as he sat heavily down at the kitchen table “I think Doctor Accosi was right; she needs to be put in a secure facility.” He scratched away at the stubble on his pointed chin, letting out a slight grunt as his aching bones relaxed back into the shoddy wooden chair.

“But Frank, she’s our daughter!” Jenna Gorman pleaded, her face a quivering mess of sadness and worry “We don’t even know if she’s been suspended, yet.”

“Suspended?!” Frank laughed without the faintest trace of humour“Jenna, she’ll at least have been expelled! We’re fecking lucky that boy’s parents didn’t press charges!”

“I don’t want to lose our baby, Frank…” Jenna muttered softly, her eyes shimmering with a thin layer of water.

“We’re not losing her, my love,” Frank took his wife’s delicate hand, gently caressing her fingers “She’ll be getting help. Once everything's been sorted out she’ll come back and live with us, and things will be just like they used to.”

“Before her...before her powers?” as the words left Jenna Gorman’s lips she looked utterly terrified, as though uttering them would bring down the wrath of every god and demon upon her.

“Aye. Before her powers.”

A cold silence fell over the kitchen.

“I’ll go and wake Marcus, then.” Frank said eventually, heaving his bulky mass out of the chair “I’d suspect he’ll want to say goodbye to his sister.”

Frank Gorman gave his wife a quick kiss on the cheek, calmly reassuring her that everything would be okay, before plodding out of the kitchen and making his way up the rickety wooden stairs to his children’s bedrooms.

Theirs was a small cottage, with a stretch of field running a dewy green ring around it on either side. It wasn’t the nicest of houses, but Frank had built himself a life here, and these battered stone walls were full of memories.

“Marcus?” Frank called out softly, as he gently tapped the wooden door.

No answer.

“Marcus..?” Once more, louder this time.

Still no answer.

Frank smirked to himself. The boy was probably fast asleep.

He took hold of the dull brass door knob, turning it carefully as he padded calmly into his son’s room.

“Marcus, I-”

Frank stopped dead in his tracks.

There was Marcus. His limp body hung from the ceiling, one of his father’s belts fastened around his neck. His milk pale corpse was covered in bites and scratches, swinging lifelessly from the celling light, but it was the eyes which were most terrifying of all.

His eyes had been gouged out, with only bony sockets, oozing dark worms of blood, left.

“My boy...” He was going to be sick.

Frank rushed forwards, tearing his son down from the ceiling, sending chunks of plaster crashing to the carpeted floor.

“My boy!” Frank wailed, tears streaming down his face, as he clutched tightly at the scarred corpse of his son.

“Frank?!” His wife’s voice called up from downstairs “What’s wrong?!”

“My boy…” he sobbed, his throat hoarse as he ran his hands over the bloodied body of his youngest child.

“My baby!” His wife was in the doorway, then she was beside him, screeching and crying and grabbing at the mangled corpse of Marcus Gorman.

“Mum? Dad?”

Frank turned, his face a mess of tears, to see his daughter standing out on the landing.

She had his pointed features, and her mother’s oval face. Her nose was short and stubby, and blonde hair, so pale that it looked white in the dim lights of the cottage, was swept across her round head.

“Lediyah,” Frank croaked, his voice little more than a whisper “don’t look, baby girl. Don’t look.”

“Do you like my sculpture?”

It was then that Frank saw them.

The eyes of his son, hanging from two pinky red stalks, dangling from his daughter’s hand.

“Oh God, Lediyah!” Jenna Gorman shrieked, recoiling backwards into the darkness of her son’s bedroom, one tear-soaked hand clasped over her mouth.

“You fecking monster!” Frank Gorman roared, bolting out of the room, and charging towards his daughter.

In all his blind fury, he’d forgotten about her powers.

There was a slash of dull white, then Frank stopped in his tracks, and tumbled forwards. Blood was seeping out of searing gash in his hard stomach, staining the carpet red as it poured through his fingers.

“Lediyah-” he gasped, clutching at his new wound as pain raked every cell in his body. His world became a blur, and all that he could think about was the twisting pain where his daughter’s claws hand torn through his flesh.

The blonde girl stood over him, regarding her father with a look of grim curiosity, a twinkle in her pale eyes and a sharp grin on her lips.Where her finger nails had been, was now a set of long, pointed claws, sharp and hooked, with a slight reddish hue, like those of a cat.

She smiled at him, flashing rows of elongated fangs. They were far too big for her mouth as they burst out of her small pink gums.

He felt another spasm of pain as she sunk her claws into his belly, wrenching it open in a splatter of dark red blood.

His was in that black, wet place beyond pain by now, but he could faintly hear his wife screaming as his eyes fluttered shut, and his daughter started biting through his side.

*


Present Day. Santa Somabra, West Coast of the United States of America.




"We are not your kind of people. Speak a different language. We see through your lies. We are not your kind of people. Won't be cast as demons. Creatures you despise."


Lediyah’s voice was soft and sweet as she sung smoothly from behind the old timey microphone stand, her lithe figure bound up in a shoulderless dress, red like freshly spilled blood.

The song ended. The music died. The Audience applauded.

The Irish girl made her way carefully down the stage steps, wearing a pristine pair of high heels.

She smiled politely as she made her way through the crowd, shooting the odd wink to the occasional customer.

Miller’s Jazz club was one of her favorite places to sing, with its authentic decor and lush red sofas. Soft lights, not too bright and not too dark, hung from the ceiling, and the smell of sizzling meat drifted in from the kitchen.

A saxophone player had set up on stage now, providing a mellow blues backing track.

“Evenin’, Welles.” Lediyah smiled as she strode over to the bar, nodding politely at the grey-bearded, suit vest-wearing, bartender who stood behind the counter.

“Evening, Lediyah.” Welles gave her a big warm grin, leaning in and resting his elbows on the counter, whilst the Irish girl swung her long legs over a bar stool.

“The usual, please.”

Welles frowned. “You know the boss don’t like me serving that stuff to non-vamps.”

Lediyah leant forwards, flashing a toothy grin.

“I bring in half the bosses revenue. I’m sure you can run the risk.”

She gently bit her lip, fluttering her soft eyelashes.

“I promise I won’t squeal.” She placed one long finger on her left breast, tracing an invisible cross.

“Cross my heart and hope to die.” Her light Irish accent laced her words, only adding to her charm.

Welles shook his head, laughing to himself.

“The usual, coming right up.”

He ducked down beneath the counter, and when he returned he placed a pint glass full of a thick, dark red liquid in front of her.

“Thank you, sweetie.” She took a long swig, necking a healthy guzzle of the sweet tasting concoction.

“Oh, the boss left this for you.” Welles reached into his suit trouser pocket, pulling out a thin white note, which he slid across to her.

Her interest piqued, Lediyah unfolded the crisp piece of paper with her delicate fingers.

“Dearest Lediyah.

I wish to hire your services. My little birds think there might be an informant tampering with our operations. I have nothing solid to go on, but it's worth investigating. I wouldn’t waste your time on something so trivial, but you’re the only agent I have who operates with such refined discretion.

The target’s name is Valorie Pierce.

Kind Regards.

The Alchemist.”


Lediyah carefully folded the note, grinning to herself.

“Looks like I’m clocking in early, Welles. Send the boss my love.”

This looks like a laugh. I'm interested.


Jehrilla sat in Highgarden’s banquet hall, surrounded by a well-armoured group of her finest mercenaries. Tyrell serving girls flittered between the rows of fighters, filling up plates and goblets, whilst the Yunkish sellswords revelled in the Westerosi delicacies.

“An interesting family; these Tyrells,” The Wise Master commented idly, between mouthfuls of honeyed duck and pigeon pie “I could sit and watch them all day.”

Having changed out of her scaley attire, the Yunkish woman’s mammoth figure was squeezed into a thin swath of black silk, inlaid with golden thread and twinkling gemstones. A long sash of crimson was draped over her chunky arms, and her coal black hair was bound into two elegant horns, in true Ghiscari fashion, keeping her dark tresses from covering her chubby cheeks.

“I could do more than watch them.” Captain Vherick grinned from beneath his bone mask, his eyes resting on the plump behind of one of the serving girls. Even in his leisure time, Vherick remained fully armed and armoured, the plate in front of him completely untouched.

The banquet hall had walls of smooth stone, and a high ceiling adorned with a vast mural of blooming gold roses and ripe green vines. Several wooden tables stretched across the room, packed full of Yunkish soldiers, lost in the murmur of bawdy laughter, and the sweet taste of spiced wines. Crackling orange torches sat in iron holsters, casting the hall in a splash of tepid warmth, as the soft scents of flowers filled the nostrils of the merry diners.

“The Reachmen would have us set sail and lay siege upon their enemies.” Jehrilla explained to Vherick, as she scoffed down a blueberry tart, staining her lips purple.

“A risky course of action.” Vherick said dryly.

“There’s a chance at a whole horde of Westerosi slaves in it.” The Wise Master wagered.

“I am but a servant to you, noble Jehrilla,” Vherick gave a little shrug, his armoured shoulders clanking lightly as plate mail rubbed against chain hoops “Whatever you bid of us, my men and I will obey.”

“The lady Alerie mentioned a trip to King’s landing,” Jehrilla thought aloud “Something to do with some prisoner of note. I might accompany our gracious hosts, but I would need you to take the companies out to raid this Crakehall pretender.”

“As you wish.”

The Wise Master scooped up a pork pie in her fat fingers, munching on chunks of crunchy pastry and salted meat.

“Who knows? These trips might prove to be entertaining, for the both of us.”


I'm deeply sorry folks, but I really don't think I have to time to run this concept. I'm more than happy for some one else to pick up the idea, if it takes their fancy
I have a rough idea for a slaver faction, which I'll write up in a PM.
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Welcome to the club guys! Anyways I am working on the creatures and Factions for this if any of you have any ideas send them my way.


A good slaver faction is always a must. Also I find that substituting super mutants for different kinds of wasteland horrors is always decent fun, given that there would almost definitely have been another manner of twisted experiments going on that would produce completely different monsters.
As much as I would like to keep a super bad ass bounty killer in my back pocket, unless someone is against it I believe there is a Vigilance-sized spot on the bench that needs to be filled by her elf ass.


I think now is the perfectly opportunity to just quietly phase Vigilance out. Here's to hoping that Lexicon returns to resume her mantle at some point.


Despite having grown up amongst ripe green trees and enchanted flora, Nyxvira Bloodbloom felt much more at home amidst the grit and grime of Santa Somabra’s sprawling stone streets and blocky apartment complexes. Glass and plastic and metal were the building blocks of her urban grove, awash with decadence and sin.

No place captivated this dreary transformation better than Lucille’s Saloon.

The stench of booze and sex were ripe in the air, wafting up into the nostrils of anyone who wandered through the club’s swinging wooden doors. It was watched over by a small army of square-jawed ex-cons and beefy henchmen, ensuring that none of the horney patrons got within three feet of the dancers and waitresses, without paying first,

Lucille’s name might have been on the sign, but all the cash which flowed through here ended up in Nyxie’s pocket; a testament to the Queenpin’s complete and utter authority.

Nyxvira sat in a booth on the top floor, above the thumping music and grinding dancers, chewing away at a plate of sauce-slathered ribs.

Her phone buzzed.

How’s my bootylicious Faerie, today? xoxox

Nyxie grinned to herself, her fat fingers dancing over the keypad as she typed her response.

hoooold on, Since when was I yours? :P ;) xoxox

Buzz

Oh come oooooon, don’t play hard to get with me grrrrl! :O ;) xoxox

I’m sorry sweetie. My butt is yours, and yours alone :P ;) xoxox

Buzz

Wait, does that mean your boobs belong to someone else?! :P Cuz I’m pretty fond of those! ;) xoxox

Ehrmagerd, yer like so ungrateful! Youz gone take my butt and be happy about it ! -_- ;) xoxox

Buzz

Honey, I’m always happy about taking your butt :P ;) xoxox

You’re such a man O.o ;) xoxoxo

Buzz

But the bus stop is coooold and I need your big squishy booty to warm me up :( xoxoxo

Urgh, fine! I’ll send a car down. Gawd, you’re such a little princess XD ;) xoxoxxo

Buzz

Thaaaank you your grace :D :P ;) <3 xoxoxox


Sighing lightly, with a warm smile playing at the corner of her mouth, Nyxie pressed the number 3 key, speed dialing Grezbill’s number.

“Yo, greenskin!” She barked once he’d picked up “Have a limo swing by and pick up Mister Sharakov.”

“At once, madam.” the goblin snivelled.

She hung up.

Grezbill would be able to find Sharakov no problem. There was a tracker on his phone, after all.

Nyxvira smiled as thoughts of her latest squeeze danced through her head, but there was a pang of sadness in her heart. She could never stay with one lover for too long, or else the risk of one of the up-and-coming mob bosses using them against her became too real a threat. Her relationships were kept strictly on the down low, but she could only keep them hidden for so long.

By the end of the fortnight, she’d have to ditch Sharakov, like all the others before him. Her life was a lonely one, but it taught her to appreciate what she had, whilst she had it.

Besides, she wasn’t about to give up her empire just to be with some man. No matter how good he was with his tongue.

Nyxie polished off her ribs, the taste of sticky marinated sauce sweet in her mouth, just as a fight broke out downstairs.

One of the spectators, a muscular bloke in a red jacket, with a mouthful of Jack Daniels, had leapt up on to the stage, and was grabbing away at a scrawny little waif of a girl, touching her where he had no business touching.

A bouncer swept through the stinking, sweaty rabble of customers, yanking red jacket down off of the catwalk, and slamming him into a nearby table. Red jacket crashed straight through it, knocking glasses to the floor, as the bouncer proceeded to smash his face in.

“Go back to your drinks!” The bouncer commanded in a gruff voice, his fists dripping with dark blood and broken teeth.

The music picked back up again, whilst two men tossed the now unconscious red jacket out the front door, and it was as though nothing had happened.

Nyxvira let out a long, drawn out sigh, her enormous stomach, hard from her meal, rising and falling as she laid back in her booth, propping herself up against its smooth leather.

“Miss Bloodbloom.”

Marius, Nyxvira’s personal Ogre bodyguard, emerged from the shadows, his ginormous body squeezed into a crisp black suit. His form was a mish-mash of scars and burns, crumpling and creasing his already leathery grey skin. The flesh around his mouth was bruised and battered, with stumpy yellow teeth sticking out of his tar black gums. His powerful forearms jutted out from beneath his sleeves, and a mess of poorly-combed yellow hair sprung up from his head.

Marius was slow to embrace new ideas, and hadn't taken to calling Nyxvira “madam” yet. When it came to her favorite Ogre, the queenpin was considerably more lenient.

“Good evening, Mary.” She greeted him with a smile teasing at her full lips.

“The Car is ready and waiting, whenever it's convenient for you to depart.” His voice was coarse and gruff, like there was sandpaper grating away at the back of his throat.

Nyxvira began the laborious task of sliding out of the booth, made difficult by her vast obeseness , before standing up with a loud popping of knee joints.

“Let’s get this show on the road.”

Looks very interesting. I'll try and get a CS up over the next few days.
I'll chuck me interest in to the mixing pot!
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