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Known primarily as Klomster, both on the net and on real life.

I really enjoy roleplaying and do so every weak, preferably twice in two different campaigns. Sometimes even more.

From time to time i've done some forum roleplaying with mixed success. I've tried GM-ing with even more mixed success and all in all, i find forum rp's enjoyable. Hence why i joined, hoping to play some forum rp's and OWN at it. (Or something.)

I have an erratic thought pattern so my posts can appear as incoherent, if you notice you can just mention it if i should clarify anything.
Other than that, hey there fellas.

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Well, i edited my last post.

It's just a bit of banter, but as you know i love to have Claus banter with everyone he encounters so that will come as a shock to no one i presume.

@TheDuncanMorgan
My time in the elven imperium? Yikes, i'd need to come up with a lot for that....
After all, it's 7 years of war. Not necessarily combat, but still.

I'll try to figure out a few snippets here and there regardless. If i make a large backstory post anytime i don't know.
To get more backstory of the elves would make sense since Claus has spent a whole lot of time there. It would also make the background making much easier since i can refer to events that are within the story.
It's one very short scene i wanted to put in though.
It's basically just a sentence though.

Since Lupus is not around, i wanted to have Claus proclaiming his trooper an idiot with a comment like. -"Well, i don't see any storytellers there. Do you?" With the trooper a bit lost.

If anyone wants, you could add it if you are the ones posting next, like a short thing before a 'Meanwhile, in another part of Nyhem.' or whatever.
Or i can just edit the last post.... should i do that?
I am on several times a week, and can post basically every day.
Provided i have a good plan with the post.

I can post now if you want to, but it'd be short. Or i can flesh it out with some mucking about in the tavern, problem is that it would mostly be filler. While filler can be fun, it's not overly important.
@twannyman Not to mention an entirely different personality.

I a fight, my money is on Gabanre, unless Aurellia has a good deal of preparation in advance.

Not that any of you could defeat Claus. His charming smile could deflect any fireballs, and his personality swoon even the most stalwart of bitter guards...... :P
@Klomster Thanks, the expression is appreciated, addtional world building is always appreciated. I look forward to the post between Claus and Cinereo.

One small edit needed: the war minster arriving is Patrick De Reimer, who is in fact a man :p


Oh shit!
Somehow i got it to be a woman, strange...
I just felt like i should put a word in here about my piece.

My primary inspiration was the Kim jong Un skits by college humor. I tried to make something similar, and i guess it was funny enough to get a few chuckles here and there which was my hope all along. :D

For anyone noting a lack of writing diversity, or simply feeling it got a bit stale towards the end. Spot on.
This was written in a single sitting, i just wrote down what popped up at the top of my head and sent it going. I think i perhaps read through it once when i was done before sending it in.

If i ever wanted to produce real quality writing, i'd need a proofreader. But this was just me goofing around with the theme and hoping for a few laughs.
So there it is, thanks for the feedback :D
@TheDuncanMorgan You say? Could it be that you are perhaps trying to give 'subtle' hints? ;)

Added a post, mostly for setting up what Claus is focusing on. The steel fist and having a good time until work arrives.

Oh, and i also minted a Scassian expression.
"Let's hope the rats haven't shit in the grain." I needed something instead of shit hitting the fan :P
Suddenly the door to the drunken merchant swung open, and two heavily armed men marched in, followed by Claus Rotstein.

-"Meeting!" He told with a firm unexpectedly loud penetrating voice, to the civilians in the bar it looked like pure reflex took over the actions of the Steel fist mercs present as they prepared a large table and gathered some extra stools and another table to make a large table, needless to say the good mood that had been going on was quickly silenced and turned into confusion.

Claus sat down in the short end of the hastily gathered together grand table and crossed his feet atop the surface in a very laid back seat.
-"What is this? The place is in terrible shape, JONES!!!" Claus told in his commanding voice, one of the men responding with standing in attention Claus kept on.
-"Get the sorry owner of this place to fix it up." Then he tossed a gold piece to him and watched him leave.

Two boys and a girl started mopping the floors while the lieutenants of the Steel fist were seated, a bunch of the other mercs were surrounding the affair.
Some of the civilians left but many kept their seats and curiously listened.
-"Alright, a few of you already know this but i want it widely known in the fist." Claus said while he unpacked a wine bottle and a letter.
-"As you know i've been present at the nobles meetings in the keep, while i was not part of the discussion per se, i made sure i've got the general idea of the whole ordeal."
As Claus uncorked the bottle one of the men sitting close to him asked.
-"Is that Orog wine?"
-"Yeah. A.... friend of mine... suggested it." Claus responded.
-"Isn't that terribly expensive?" Another countered.
-"Well i didn't get the most expensive bottle now did i, i'm not an idiot." Claus voiced angrily with that smug smile of his. He kept on.
-"And besides, do shut up, not everyone gets to drink this kind of nice stuff."

Cups were handed around the table and the nice wine was poured up.
-"Right, i've got a letter from our recent employer mr Snake, and he found our job well done and paid us without fuzz. Guess this serpent got more funds than the ones we met walking home in Glarmion." The joke was met with a small shuckle, and a shudder heard from the rear. Followed by a laugh or two. Claus threw the letter to the center of the table.
-"He said in this letter that he'd like to hire us some more in the future, so it's nice to get some recognition for ones work, so good job there men." Claus ended the sentence with raising his cup in a toast and everyone drank.

-"Hm, not bad. Anyway... we could simply go with the first offer we get, but from what i heard in the meeting, there is some serious tension in the ruling of Formaroth, if they ain't careful there's probably gonna be another war. Knowing how the nobility often work, i'd say it's gonna be a war, only question is how big." Claus informed while seating himself in a more ordinary manner. There was a gasp heard from one of the tables.

-"In the letter he mentions this war minister that's coming soon, so i'll be having a chat with him to try to figure him out a bit more. In the meantime i'd assume the rats haven't shit in the grain and as such not jump on the first opportunity that presents itself." Claus kept on, his lieutenants were listening carefully.

-"Now, when the news have been taken care of, any questions? Or any problems i've forgot to take care of or that have materialized when i was not looking?" Claus asked.
-"Well, there is the problem with lodging for my men." The heavily bearded Roogel spoke.
-"Aw no, the owner haven't forgiven your men for that one yet? Any ideas?" Claus was annoyed with the situation.
-"Not really, only ideas so far is to rough him up or cough up the sum he wanted." Roogel shook his head.
-"Well, i'd say we do both. After all there probably shouldn't have been a table dancing contest, but the floors weren't properly kept either. So we'll give him a third of his offer, if he isn't happy, try to convince him. Not too rough though." Claus grudgingly decided.

The rest of the meeting was mostly other less important problems in the company, and people wanting a clarification on the situation. Claus had bought a round of ales for the Steel fist present. During the meeting Claus was approached by one of his men, a tall fellow.
-"Ey boss, you should hear this guy when meeting is done. Great at stories, even uses magics for show." Claus turned to the man and asked.
-"I see, so is he here? How do i recognize him?"
-"Older guy, blue jacket, one of those fellows who looks to happy for their own good though. Last i saw of him he was seated there in the corner." The man described and pointed to a table, both he and Claus looked over there to check.

The table was occupied by two jolly men, both drinking a tankard of what was presumably beer.
There was however a distinct lack of elderly men with blue jackets.

-"Trooper... i can't help but notice a distinct lack of wizards at that table." Claus commented with a genuinely unimpressed look upon his face while giving his man a glance. A shrug was the troopers response.
-"Pity... would have loved a good story. Now, let's get a party going ey!!!" The second half of the sentence Claus boomed out so all in the tavern could hear, and the response was a massive cheer from his mercenaries.
So uh.

My prediction is Wulfrick wins.

Steel Fist, I feel like they'll have way way wayyyy too much fun in the coming days.


Available work seems to be on the upturn, doesn't it :P
It's time to try to play the cards right, after all, we need a proper winner of the war, one that pays well and give great rewards.
And of course that one needs to be the one who employ the steel fist.

I think my char simply listens to what is said.

I mean, this is big news, gotta have a clue on what's going on.
It's in the work after all.
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