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Is it okay to cuddle? I wanna cuddle, but I dunno if that'd be creepy. Either way I'll have a post up soonish.


You can take the cleric's place! *Lob glomps and cuddles the other orcish in his sleep*
@knighthawk I promise there'll be a bit more drama then "hey wanna drink?" Roofie of love.

There better be more drama than that! ^_^
And this potion as tactical purpose!

Step 1 to distract the paladin: give this to his horse.
Wait what??? Lol


Likes:
Women, particularly elves, generally for carnal desires. That is to say, sex. A good bit of his wealth goes into prostitutes and whores, and he doesn't really care one lick if they're professional courtesan or sex slaves.
Philter of Love: This potent preparation causes a creature who drinks it to fall madly in love with the first creature he or she perceives after consuming it. The drinker's attitude toward that creature becomes helpful. If a romantic attraction is possible toward the first person viewed, the drinker falls in love with that person. Otherwise, the drinker's love is a platonic adoration. The effects of the philter are permanent unless removed by a break enchantment, dispel magic, limited wish, miracle, remove curse, or wish. Has one.
Special Moments: The first time Malkus lost his virginity to an elven prostitute, who played him music and even taught him how to play the flute. She's the reason Malkus has a soft spot for elves and music.
<Snipped quote by Lucius Cypher>

Im happily willing for him to stay attached to me!~ Maybe she can play a few songs to ease his nerves on her flute! or her harp. Whatever she prefers lol.

And nighty night!!


*spots the philter of love in his potions tab* Do-anything-to-get-his-way Horndog seeing the perfect elven woman of his dreams...

Please for the love of gods let lob gulp down her spiked drink and get hit with the potion instead.
@knighthawk You always have Ash, lol


Lob

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Camp
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Ye ole avengerie


Lob was excited to the idea of it all More members of the pack. And now food! Lob took of his not-a-hat and used it as a plate for his serving with the extra sausages Bard did not want. Good trade.

As Bear found a place, Lob sat beside her and put one of his two extra sausages on her plate. He picked and plucked at the yams with his clawed hands to shove them into his maw with all the grace of a beast. A few handfuls and his plate was empty as he slid the shield over to ash to lick clean.

"Bear, Lob, Alpha, Ash, Bard, Shaman, Big, Sneak." The barbarian made the rounds of introductions as best he could.
But who is Lob going to cuddle with now? *looks the the new recruits*
Chi-tah did not like the odds. Adonis in melee, Rocket with long range as well as surround sound, and rancid with robots in the middle. When the peal of a riff tore up six cars, he had to cover his ears to their own safety. He did not want to be in direct path of that blast, and, as much as he lauded his speed, he could not outrun a sound wave as his top speed was only half of mach 1 with a straight away and his boots. Then agin, destructive blasts tend to move slower with more force than noise as they tore through things.

When things kicked off by the others arrival, it was indeed distracting between the magician's appearance and the toon playing catch with the junkyard dogs. An opportunity to not be missed as he angled his approach from the alley between the bank and a bakery. Drawing an electrified baton with one hand, he kept the other free for grasping and manipulation as he came in as fast as a Lamborghini and as silent as a leopard as he tried to take rocket out from behind or at least stun him long enough to get that guitar away from him.
Upside to being a speedster: Everything!
Downside to being a speedster: Forever alone.

~A..now let's be fair, you always got me by your side.~

Upside to being possessed: Being a speedster.
Downside to being possessed: Having a monkey on your back for all of eternity.

~Not eternity, just three hundred and thirty years. When you go to hell, you're free of me. Then you're some Balor's butt buddy from then on. Then again, if you let me drive sometime, maybe i'll put in some good words for you with a succubus I know.~

~I don't think so. We made a quick deal, no time for negotiations. I'm in charge and I'm staying in charge for the whole ride. I know you're tainting me. I used to hate being that chain guy in steel knuckles, but now I use him all the time.~

~So what? He's got reach and sweet combo juggling-er I mean... Damnit, fine. Might as well get used to it, that guy is like an imp compared to what you get to look forward to in a couple hundred-~

*DONG!*

And there goes the church-bell, deafening the demon in his head for a moment's peace as he passed through the Shinto shrine. As fast as a car was, it was limited to the streets. He not only had the super speed, but the agility to free-run his way through alleys and up over buildings as well to cover the distance.

Sooner than expected, he was within earshot of the bank when he slowed and took cover behind a van, reaching into his toolbelt he took out a mini-camera and set it up on a lamp post to give the rest of the team a view of the bank front doors.

"Chi-tah, camera 1 in position. Moving to back of the bank. Mite, pull out your recording gear and get us a shot of the roof. Use your small size to our advantage and hide. No crawling in the air vents."
Sill here. allergies are kicking my ass.
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