KnightShade

share something about yourself!

I'm not convinced I've ever had a panic attack but I use them as a shortcut to explaining things.

Edit: Also I'm always far too eager to share on these things and just overshare and ruminate about myself in general, when asked, and I'm pretty sure it's because I suppress and deny my need for attention.

SpamAdventures of This Scorpion I Just Caught

Ferry it across a river on your back.

I could be a millionaire right now

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If somebody can run me across a field and toss me over a goal post, everything everywhere will be alright forever.

@Vilageidiotx

I'll run you across a field, but I'm not tossing you over anything.

I could be a millionaire right now

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...but he didn't want to spend his life being kicked around.

@Vilageidiotx

I feel that, maybe, somewhere along the line the world's greatest practical joke was played on you. As a kid, where you like "What are you guys playing?" And the other kids say football, and sort of grin maliciously at each other, and say "Do you want to play?" And this raises questions. What's the title of the guy who's role is to be kicked around the field? Does he get any padding above the usual? Have they ever gone so far as to stage a professional match for you? Do you have a fake Superbowl?

I could be a millionaire right now

My Granddad nearly went in to professional football (soccer, whatever) but a job in demolition would actually put food on the table. Time is weird.

While I was writing this thread, an ad popped up with a colour blindness test saying 'How high is your IQ'?

Colourblind people are apparently dumber than other people, unfortunately

The thread wasn't intended to be about anything much originally.

@Antarctic Termite

This is a common misconception, their average IQ is lowered by dogs.

Dad + PornHub = Bad News Bears

Now you have something that you and your father can connect over.

@Vilageidiotx

How to ruin family movie nights forever.

I found a porn blog with the same colour scheme as RPGuild but a more annoying font.

Don't look at us, we don't know how this forum works.

It must be Mahz. He's the man with the plan. Is there any better way to relax and come down from a hard day's RPG-running than to organize and catalogue lesbians?

@Vilageidiotx

'Catalogue' makes it sound like he sticks a pin in them then puts them in a glass display case. A sort of lesbidopterist.

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Let's hope he isn't crushed by feet.